tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post4266359899656420985..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Skool nerse timeGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-6752727495408214822016-03-02T16:14:38.312-05:002016-03-02T16:14:38.312-05:00Next time flush the eye/s with milk rather than wa...Next time flush the eye/s with milk rather than water. Works much better if it is capsaicin you are trying to dislodge.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33713152277009699002016-03-02T05:18:24.554-05:002016-03-02T05:18:24.554-05:00Several years ago, I got some tiny orange hot pepp...Several years ago, I got some tiny orange <i>hot</i> peppers to chop up for tacos.<br /><br />I then wiped a bit of grit out of my eye after "only" rinsing my hands with water, no soap.<br /><br />Cue twenty minutes flushing my right eye with cold water from the sink sprayer.<br /><br />I can well imagine why the kids who got it in their eyes spilled the beans. That is torture. And while I feel sorry for all the kids, they rather deserved it for fooling around with a pepper with the name "reaper", especially just to get out of class.<br /><br />Incidentally. I've heard of the restaurant Moose references. Including that under no circumstances are you allowed a doggy bag of the things. (Considering a Not Always Right/Working story about the wings and the prank played on a rather unsuspecting Vietnamese coworker with some wings smuggled out in a napkin, I'm not surprised.)Candihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08746975527577742361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-2694290731468627402016-03-01T17:48:37.888-05:002016-03-01T17:48:37.888-05:00There's a chain of chicken wing restaurants wh...<br /><br />There's a chain of chicken wing restaurants where I used to live (local to the area). They offer an "Atomic" wing sauce that they used to make you sign a release before you could order them.<br /><br />I was at one with some friends. One friend was from the Southwestern US, and insisted that there was no way it would be "too hot" for him, because he was used to very spicy food. So he ordered a half dozen of them.<br /><br />Another friend tried one. I had never before actually seen sweat break out on someone's face before. Wow.<br /><br />Mr Southwest ate half of the order and declared them "OK."<br /><br />After dinner, I and Mr Southwest both went to use the restroom. When I got back, Mr SW was squirming in his chair.<br /><br />Turned out that, despite his insistence otherwise, he apparently had not thoroughly washed his paws before touching a rather sensitive place.<br /><br />We made "fried wiener" jokes for months.Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10983238147961918082016-03-01T10:32:44.786-05:002016-03-01T10:32:44.786-05:00Hot peppers are perfectly capable of burning both ...Hot peppers are perfectly capable of burning both when going in AND when coming out, even after a somewhat normal trip through the digestive an eliminations processes.<br /><br />Also, as <i>Anonymous</i> says, a little residue on your hands can play havoc with any tender bit you touch, whether your own or another person's.<br /><br />MCmostly cajunhttp://mostlycajun.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78873147728866625772016-02-29T14:22:02.420-05:002016-02-29T14:22:02.420-05:00I know exactly how the butt thing happened because...I know exactly how the butt thing happened because I've done it. :o I was making chili, cut up some hot peppers (not Carolina Reaper hot, but still hot!) got the juice on my hands and then had to use the toilet. When I wiped....well...you can guess what happened....OUCH! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27606708152736852152016-02-29T13:57:17.717-05:002016-02-29T13:57:17.717-05:00They've added spice to their school experience...They've added spice to their school experience. <br />Agenericdochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07457327436142364674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45822782309004462042016-02-29T13:09:25.033-05:002016-02-29T13:09:25.033-05:00Good Lord! Glad my kids are beyond that! Nurse Gru...Good Lord! Glad my kids are beyond that! Nurse Grumpy's pts get style points, however.<br /><br /> . . .still wondering (but DO NOT want to know) about the pepper in on or around the bottom. . . <br /><br />BTW, did the people Nurse Grumpy called call back to find out the rest of the story?Ms. Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945753071493117365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33397166308339924532016-02-29T13:08:02.773-05:002016-02-29T13:08:02.773-05:00They sell that stuff in the grocery store? They sell that stuff in the grocery store? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-60035985497783030872016-02-29T12:21:03.502-05:002016-02-29T12:21:03.502-05:00The moment when you realize that I triple dog dare...The moment when you realize that I triple dog dare you has some unintended consequences, is right about the time that the medical personnel start showing up in the narrative.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36049050962514750702016-02-29T12:14:27.950-05:002016-02-29T12:14:27.950-05:00Those kids got more than a math lesson! I wonder i...Those kids got more than a math lesson! I wonder if the actual pain, or the humiliation would be worse. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15812252299778875392016-02-29T10:49:40.043-05:002016-02-29T10:49:40.043-05:00***snork***
Serves them right...***snork*** <br /><br />Serves them right...bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10852254552448158422016-02-29T08:54:52.412-05:002016-02-29T08:54:52.412-05:00Apparently, they really aren't prepared for th...Apparently, they really aren't prepared for the math test since they cannot count to 2.2 million (Scoville units).charlesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-59947220133801168052016-02-29T08:02:16.283-05:002016-02-29T08:02:16.283-05:00I wonder how those would go with some caramel and ...I wonder how those would go with some caramel and ice cream? After all, jalapenos are also pretty hot, and arithmetic isn't my strongest subject...<br />Laughing all morning; I needed this.Donnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-9981227746672504642016-02-29T07:00:51.900-05:002016-02-29T07:00:51.900-05:00What did they do to have the pepper end up in thei...What did they do to have the pepper end up in their rear end? (Ok, maybe I don't want to know!)Reds Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02597534537764913309noreply@blogger.com