tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post4141654795436431129..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Drug AdsGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25405442221966800072010-04-19T08:36:01.185-04:002010-04-19T08:36:01.185-04:00NeuroSpouse- Believe me, I know how important they...NeuroSpouse- Believe me, I know how important they are.<br /><br />My school just had a really boring professor at the time.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30952381601520728102010-04-19T01:14:11.942-04:002010-04-19T01:14:11.942-04:00Slept through the pathology class, huh? Good thing...Slept through the pathology class, huh? Good thing my wife is a Neuropathologist. You might need to send her a consult someday. Ah, the unglamorous but important life of the pathologist.NeuroSpousenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8449319979613661402010-04-17T23:28:00.286-04:002010-04-17T23:28:00.286-04:00LOL I take Lithium and I would need MORE of it if ...LOL I take Lithium and I would need MORE of it if I was as smiley and happy as the woman on the right. Especially if I was at work or doing housework at the time.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-49615748955261630152010-04-16T11:02:48.944-04:002010-04-16T11:02:48.944-04:00ok...i am gonna spill a close-kept family secret.
...ok...i am gonna spill a close-kept family secret.<br /><br />my mama has an addition. *hangs head* to spray starch. yes, spray starch. she looks at me and i can SEE her fingers twitching, right hand curled around an invisible iron, left hand perked to push the button on top of the spray starch, already longing for that *hsssss* as it hits the fabric then the larger *HSSSSS* as the iron hits the fine mist of starch on the shirt she's twitching to iron.<br /><br />me? ironing is against my religion. and i buy crinkle-fabric shirts JUST to watch her eyelid twitch. ;)miss kittennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-89354137873774961212010-04-16T07:41:46.478-04:002010-04-16T07:41:46.478-04:00Ad for cystal Meth?Ad for cystal Meth?ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-911437610068503142010-04-15T23:04:46.885-04:002010-04-15T23:04:46.885-04:00Taken directly from the manufacturer's webpage...Taken directly from the manufacturer's webpage....It kinda speaks for itself...All I can say is WOW!!<br /><br />•Divide XYREM starting dose into 2 equal doses (2.25 g into each dosing cup) <br />◦Dilute each of the 2 doses with approximately 2 oz of water (60 mL, ¼ cup, or 4 tablespoons)<br />◦Due to its short half-life, XYREM oral solution is taken in 2 equal doses at night: <br />■XYREM should be titrated to effect<br />◦Keep both doses at bedside in dosing cups with child-resistant caps<br />◦Take the first dose while sitting up in bed, immediately before lying down to go to sleep<br />◦Take the second dose 2½ to 4 hours later<br />◦Patient may need to set the alarm for second dose<br />Patient should prepare both nighttime doses prior to bedtime.The RPhnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-316193854701389692010-04-15T22:25:17.524-04:002010-04-15T22:25:17.524-04:00I always smile while ironing. I wear a great big b...I always smile while ironing. I wear a great big broad toothy smile. <br /><br />But then, I don't iron. So it only happens once in a while.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-3605767450331417922010-04-15T21:50:39.677-04:002010-04-15T21:50:39.677-04:00Meryx Xyrem to you, too. And a Happy New Year.Meryx Xyrem to you, too. And a Happy New Year.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80496734104120922922010-04-15T21:42:53.252-04:002010-04-15T21:42:53.252-04:00happy, i dont know. but surgery has made this gal ...happy, i dont know. but surgery has made this gal perpetually perky.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72531741876972588582010-04-15T20:56:58.824-04:002010-04-15T20:56:58.824-04:00Xyrem. Also known as GHB, the date rape drug.Xyrem. Also known as GHB, the date rape drug.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74866591961812554782010-04-15T20:42:15.448-04:002010-04-15T20:42:15.448-04:00Xyrem - otherwise known as a drug that's suppo...Xyrem - otherwise known as a drug that's supposed to help you sleep but requires you to get up in the middle of the night to take a 2nd dose. <br /><br />Ironic, isn't it?Mrs. Higrenshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05716402229360715867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24980765313106746162010-04-15T17:17:10.686-04:002010-04-15T17:17:10.686-04:00Aww, I was guessing the drug was Provigil.Aww, I was guessing the drug was Provigil.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53066988524881046222010-04-15T15:15:26.240-04:002010-04-15T15:15:26.240-04:00I'm not taking it. I'm already doing about...I'm not taking it. I'm already doing about five times more than I was originally hired to do. If management senses a little more pep in my step, that could double in no time!Mari-Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14988301762737203798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87690080942829830172010-04-15T14:31:31.565-04:002010-04-15T14:31:31.565-04:00XyremXyremGrumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53884915170085559842010-04-15T14:29:24.039-04:002010-04-15T14:29:24.039-04:00Lemme guess... Nuvigil?? There's not a day tha...Lemme guess... Nuvigil?? There's not a day that goes by at my pharmacy where we don't have at least 2 coupons for a free 7-day trial of the stuff.rphmellynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-34936919588653179152010-04-15T13:54:47.662-04:002010-04-15T13:54:47.662-04:00All women love figure skating, amiright? Hoho.
A...All women love figure skating, amiright? Hoho.<br /><br />Although if you can sleep while someone yells and jumps around two feet away from your ear, you're either having sleep problems or the mother of a toddler.Shaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78441026685173579822010-04-15T11:19:16.331-04:002010-04-15T11:19:16.331-04:00Or, on second thought, maybe the reason she's ...Or, on second thought, maybe the reason she's smiling is because she's just used some sort of pharmaceutical to rid herself of her boss and her husband.Li'l Azathothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90501579593431258542010-04-15T11:11:27.377-04:002010-04-15T11:11:27.377-04:00I seriously need that medicine
Word Verification ...I seriously need that medicine<br /><br />Word Verification is allarmaJ-Quell'nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01878522077562588401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88112235178495605182010-04-15T10:59:52.084-04:002010-04-15T10:59:52.084-04:00That is how everyone in my class looks right now. ...That is how everyone in my class looks right now. <br /><br />We clearly need drugs as well. <br /><br />;)<br /><br />Though most days I feel more of a desire for fukitol.Albinoblackbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15222730484450544498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52288088758398752682010-04-15T10:41:36.687-04:002010-04-15T10:41:36.687-04:00In other words, the purpose of this drug is to tur...In other words, the purpose of this drug is to turn this woman from an autonomous individual into an obedient drone who's energetic and enthusiastic about performing tedious chores that benefit her boss and her boyfriend/husband. Just out of curiosity, does it come in the form of drops that can be surreptitiously used to spike other people's drinks? Because it looks like they're marketing it not so much to her as to the people who want to exploit her.Li'l Azathothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19115154717643763462010-04-15T10:16:13.881-04:002010-04-15T10:16:13.881-04:00The woman in the center left picture is yawning as...The woman in the center left picture is yawning as she waits for her iron to finish the toasted cheese sandwich she's making for lunch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-71990188098218591992010-04-15T09:56:15.772-04:002010-04-15T09:56:15.772-04:00Dr. G,
You're missing out on the real purpos...Dr. G, <br /><br />You're missing out on the real purpose of the drug -- to make you H.O.T.T. You must have been sleeping through that lecture in med school when we learned that being ugly (or even less H.O.T.T. than you could be) is a medical disease.OMDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937425894428802591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41716055144016040582010-04-15T09:53:32.566-04:002010-04-15T09:53:32.566-04:00Wasn't this condition formerly treated via &qu...Wasn't this condition formerly treated via "ice pick" frontal lobe lobotomy?<br /><br />Someone give that woman a Dunkin Donuts gift card.Outridernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-20212826485153364452010-04-15T09:35:10.948-04:002010-04-15T09:35:10.948-04:00Hey, if you have children you take every opportuni...Hey, if you have children you take every opportunity to nap that you can get. I don't consider it a problem, I consider it my right.<br /><br />If I see someone who is happy all the time I want to poke them in the eye with a sharp stick.<br /><br />WV "quent", WTF is that?Carolnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32056288711073530052010-04-15T09:23:17.261-04:002010-04-15T09:23:17.261-04:00Isn't that what speed is for? Sorry - grew up ...Isn't that what speed is for? Sorry - grew up in the 70's...The Good Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01249986191289837440noreply@blogger.com