tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post3783609939474641870..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Beware of the DragonGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-34669030921575726492016-12-07T18:45:18.976-05:002016-12-07T18:45:18.976-05:00Reminds me of those old [Your Name Here] phone mes...Reminds me of those old [Your Name Here] phone messages where it goes from humans talking to a horribly scratchy robotic voice.<br /><br />I had a pleasure evaluation [YOUR PATIENT]. Thank you for utilizing our services [YOUR PATIENT]Matt Bakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07283464451082919741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15896346333378409432016-11-23T16:48:56.481-05:002016-11-23T16:48:56.481-05:00Isn't that unethical?Isn't that unethical?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-814045906725574842016-11-21T00:15:05.424-05:002016-11-21T00:15:05.424-05:00Now I know why my gastroenterologist spends the fi...Now I know why my gastroenterologist spends the fifteen minutes of our appointment staring at the computer and typing while he asks me questions. Three years ago he used a voice recorder. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88022903090990737792016-11-19T02:30:17.789-05:002016-11-19T02:30:17.789-05:00Medical marijuana- it's not just for patients!...Medical marijuana- it's not just for patients!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29631560881077688022016-11-19T02:25:22.767-05:002016-11-19T02:25:22.767-05:00"Well, I had a pleasure evaluation your mothe..."Well, I had a pleasure evaluation your mother, so there."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-91257329427126961412016-11-18T22:12:52.757-05:002016-11-18T22:12:52.757-05:00"No, Dragon, I didn't say 'evaluation..."No, Dragon, I didn't say 'evaluation,' I said 'ejaculation.'"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-66469961848978134392016-11-18T22:11:36.047-05:002016-11-18T22:11:36.047-05:00"Pleasure Evaluation" sounds like a good..."Pleasure Evaluation" sounds like a good name for an early-80s synthpop band.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29800221983983561232016-11-18T19:21:24.087-05:002016-11-18T19:21:24.087-05:00That would be a medical transcriptionist, but soft...That would be a medical transcriptionist, but software doesn't require a paycheck.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09446783291484766942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-91143705496316793772016-11-18T16:56:16.813-05:002016-11-18T16:56:16.813-05:00"Dragon, I said 'swallows,' not '..."Dragon, I said 'swallows,' not 'follows.'"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55760399568845241202016-11-18T15:49:30.878-05:002016-11-18T15:49:30.878-05:00Hmmm... wasn't that how Dr. Freud treated &quo...Hmmm... wasn't that how Dr. Freud treated "female hysteria"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5396713639370838962016-11-18T13:33:10.945-05:002016-11-18T13:33:10.945-05:00did the evaluation have a happy ending?did the evaluation have a happy ending?Brentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-86893123529339758402016-11-18T13:19:32.655-05:002016-11-18T13:19:32.655-05:00OK, the challenge for 2017 is to find some big-bra...OK, the challenge for 2017 is to find some big-brained software developers and over-worked MDs to come up with something BETTER than Dragon.<br /><br />Yes, the bloopers you post are hilarious, but I can see how they might hurt a patient. Or worse, get an innocent physician sued.<br /><br />So, please keep posting and get some minions (med students?) working on it!Ms. Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945753071493117365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19028062232182620052016-11-18T12:18:08.885-05:002016-11-18T12:18:08.885-05:00"And now your patient will have a pleasure ev..."And now your patient will have a pleasure evaluation me."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-79992871741539471572016-11-18T12:08:51.451-05:002016-11-18T12:08:51.451-05:00Sounds like Dragon had the Engrish.com library loa...Sounds like Dragon had the Engrish.com library loaded.staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08872800621811343464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76367924862482151812016-11-18T10:02:04.741-05:002016-11-18T10:02:04.741-05:00Well, it sounds like this doc appreciated the cons...Well, it sounds like this doc appreciated the consult referral!clairesmumnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85387806840152669202016-11-18T06:48:15.789-05:002016-11-18T06:48:15.789-05:00I will submit the evaluation after I finish smokin...I will submit the evaluation after I finish smoking this cigarette.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com