tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post2855278081615309789..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Cough dropsGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43896542426280773842015-02-10T14:11:20.969-05:002015-02-10T14:11:20.969-05:00they are missing another market share = kinda like...they are missing another market share = kinda like M&Ms, where you can order your own pics, slogans...<br /><br />"told you so .. a new line:<br />..to get Flu shot"<br />...wash your hands"<br />..Not drink after him"<br />..not touch your face"<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-9567208400746241032015-02-08T00:17:53.824-05:002015-02-08T00:17:53.824-05:00The other day when I came in to work on some stuff...The other day when I came in to work on some stuff somebody else thought she was going to have to do, she said "I'm so glad you're here. Have these!" and gave me a fistfull of those cough drops which really confused me 'cause I don't have a cold. I was wondering if maybe they were candies. They're still in my work clothes' pocket. Jonahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07961973384914389626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14005388832513937662015-02-03T01:16:33.325-05:002015-02-03T01:16:33.325-05:00All that peppy stuff is depressing, especially whe...All that peppy stuff is depressing, especially when you don't feel well. Hattiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02621439195920479957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-3749744981543114282015-02-02T20:45:07.930-05:002015-02-02T20:45:07.930-05:00In other news, Halls cough drops just reached #1 o...In other news, Halls cough drops just reached #1 on the New York Times bestseller list in the "Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous" category.Whelk Lad!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-35552199701581518092015-02-02T20:43:13.616-05:002015-02-02T20:43:13.616-05:00Maybe those are actually meant for the workers in ...Maybe those are actually meant for the workers in the cough drop plant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84005399385709396362015-02-02T20:07:27.685-05:002015-02-02T20:07:27.685-05:00Don't we want sick people to be a little less ...Don't we want sick people to be a little less motivated? I'd be putting, "STAY HOME! You're contagious!" on every wrapper.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52698232559622343512015-02-02T19:47:03.407-05:002015-02-02T19:47:03.407-05:00It's sad that I recognized all the names of th...It's sad that I recognized all the names of the medications. <br /><br />I'd like to get <i>my</i> hands on marketing people who think peppy slogans are of any use when you're hacking your lungs up. It's <i>not fun</i>. <br /><br />I remember the happy feminine product slogans. I switched products about then. (Their prices were getting silly.)Candihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08746975527577742361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15407906566869391102015-02-02T19:41:50.083-05:002015-02-02T19:41:50.083-05:00"Go for it""Go for it"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-17168455139019872442015-02-02T18:39:23.339-05:002015-02-02T18:39:23.339-05:00Yeah. The Always campaign to "Have a Happy Pe...Yeah. The Always campaign to "Have a Happy Period" was classic. Obviously, their head of marketing is (or, hopefully, was) a man.McDuckGAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01034755821921760265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-22359383249228999802015-02-02T18:12:36.939-05:002015-02-02T18:12:36.939-05:00I'm not sure if you're too observant or ju...I'm not sure if you're too observant or just work too hard to get the lozenge out. I've taken Halls and always just sort of sqeezed out the lozenge and never looked at the paper until you pointed this out today.a.generic dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06162096557026780038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52024406994448620742015-02-02T18:10:55.158-05:002015-02-02T18:10:55.158-05:00They forgot "Boot and Rally!"They forgot "Boot and Rally!"Chief Illiniwreckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15871667883021568981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50776542566256715842015-02-02T14:41:07.299-05:002015-02-02T14:41:07.299-05:00I just love coming over here and reading your stuf...I just love coming over here and reading your stuff- I laugh and cry. And the comments are priceless too. <br /><br />My imagination is running riot about laxative slogans.<br /><br />Thank you all for the laughs.Pamela (LadyLuz)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25431241137748782942015-02-02T13:52:15.380-05:002015-02-02T13:52:15.380-05:00You can play the fortune cookie game and add "...You can play the fortune cookie game and add "in bed" to every saying.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90064128319958385082015-02-02T12:21:56.523-05:002015-02-02T12:21:56.523-05:00Oddly enough, the exact same messages are printed ...Oddly enough, the exact same messages are printed on my toilet paper.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53318491459925603092015-02-02T10:58:29.982-05:002015-02-02T10:58:29.982-05:00Agreeing with Localflighteast - some feminine hygi...Agreeing with Localflighteast - some feminine hygiene company used to put that crap on their products - including "Have a happy period." If I could have gotten my hands on the asshole that made that decision (while I was busy having a "happy period") I'd be in jail right now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87535804829922705322015-02-02T10:52:49.842-05:002015-02-02T10:52:49.842-05:00This winter I decided to take a different approach...This winter I decided to take a different approach, fortify my immune system with Zinc tabs and Probiotics. I haven't had a cold all season long, and I have enough natural gas to heat 4 homes.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-13027363168937969852015-02-02T08:16:27.576-05:002015-02-02T08:16:27.576-05:00I think it was Kotex that used
to put similar &qu...I think it was Kotex that used <br />to put similar "motivational" <br />crap on their feminine hygiene products<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-open-letter-to-mr-james-thatcher-brand-manager-procter-amp-gamble" rel="nofollow">Letter</a>LocalFlightEasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00874275201319246223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5097859214156127972015-02-02T08:03:32.645-05:002015-02-02T08:03:32.645-05:00Wouldn't that be a low five?Wouldn't that be a low five?Bruce H.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65335669583148322032015-02-02T06:48:46.417-05:002015-02-02T06:48:46.417-05:00I have to wonder what they're printing on cond...I have to wonder what they're printing on condoms.Nurse Lillynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65032292245300245722015-02-02T05:15:18.990-05:002015-02-02T05:15:18.990-05:00Let's be creative and put some quotes on laxat...Let's be creative and put some quotes on laxatives...Pierrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11823304881368264694noreply@blogger.com