tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post1957049490881019258..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Patient quote of the dayGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26267665144729601792013-05-02T07:12:41.150-04:002013-05-02T07:12:41.150-04:00I second this. I second this. peacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15254289560180340388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8470438441988917682013-03-23T14:41:27.095-04:002013-03-23T14:41:27.095-04:00strep pneumo? lp?strep pneumo? lp?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-59109072443948647032013-03-18T18:46:08.470-04:002013-03-18T18:46:08.470-04:00Cause and effect all mixed up. The fishbowl on you...Cause and effect all mixed up. The fishbowl on your head is making your neck sore, and is also making your left toenails look pale. Remove the fishbowl and all will be well. By the way, did you know your right toenails look kind of erythematous?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-89210838880916415602013-03-18T18:39:21.862-04:002013-03-18T18:39:21.862-04:00Well he could have hurt his neck trying to get a r...Well he could have hurt his neck trying to get a really close look at those toenails. Perhaps he was trying to use an empty goldfish bowl as a lens? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36019629293510439812013-03-17T05:06:52.144-04:002013-03-17T05:06:52.144-04:00James Joyce Syndrome?James Joyce Syndrome?John Woolmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14103272578479980723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36698914204193795212013-03-16T23:12:47.719-04:002013-03-16T23:12:47.719-04:00Uuhhhhh.....I'm skeerd....Uuhhhhh.....I'm skeerd....Patti Cadwalladerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00475108636263061433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27864642428102507572013-03-16T20:40:20.044-04:002013-03-16T20:40:20.044-04:00Wow, I can't even connect the pale toes to the...Wow, I can't even connect the pale toes to the neck problem, much less any fishbowl viewing. The autofellatio or maybe autoerotic asphyxiation?? is starting to look reasonable....amanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37670199470946735392013-03-16T19:05:08.493-04:002013-03-16T19:05:08.493-04:00I think you should tell us your findings. Otherwi...I think you should tell us your findings. Otherwise I'll have to gaze into my fishbowl all night.gloria pnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52996554799770922202013-03-16T16:33:41.147-04:002013-03-16T16:33:41.147-04:00I wonder where that fish has gone! Oh, fishy, fish...I wonder where that fish has gone! Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy, fish! That went wherever I did go!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-12382167324206594562013-03-16T00:33:34.561-04:002013-03-16T00:33:34.561-04:00I get it, now. The patient answered his phone whil...I get it, now. The patient answered his phone while in bed and when he opened his eyes was convinced the ceiling changed places with the floor and that he is actually creeping along the ceiling upside down, and strained his neck trying to examine whether his feet were touching the floor while he was hovering, meanwhile discovering inadvertently that the force of gravitation doesn't always work in the manner of the most convenient and acceptable laws of physics. Of course his toenails are pale, the blood has drained out of them. As for the goldfish bowl, well maybe he put the fish in the refrigerator when he came home from the pet store. It's called somnambulism, I think.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-66350042348339427932013-03-15T18:23:00.742-04:002013-03-15T18:23:00.742-04:00How's the B12?How's the B12?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85105203620839738242013-03-15T18:20:06.815-04:002013-03-15T18:20:06.815-04:00He's liking that medical marijuana, huh? I...He's liking that medical marijuana, huh? I've heard college students having conversations like that...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48297801309047101432013-03-15T18:18:36.191-04:002013-03-15T18:18:36.191-04:00Maybe this patient needs one of those pedicures wi...Maybe this patient needs one of those pedicures with fish....Siljahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00627336288255102448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37488892559882957942013-03-15T15:43:25.208-04:002013-03-15T15:43:25.208-04:00"Great, how can I avoid having to tell the do..."Great, how can I avoid having to tell the doctor that I wrenched my neck while attempting autofellatio? I'll think of something..."Li'l Azathothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27522603686796924632013-03-15T15:03:31.574-04:002013-03-15T15:03:31.574-04:00Well, obviously.Well, obviously.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-6159319375504914962013-03-15T13:09:53.645-04:002013-03-15T13:09:53.645-04:00If not a lesion, I guess ETOH or other mind-alteri...If not a lesion, I guess ETOH or other mind-altering substance. Schizophrenia is also in the mix. Dr., are you going to explain?Ms. Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945753071493117365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64928052673314356752013-03-15T12:48:23.651-04:002013-03-15T12:48:23.651-04:00Turf to Psych...Turf to Psych...bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29649283627084606012013-03-15T12:22:58.212-04:002013-03-15T12:22:58.212-04:00This patient belongs on my unit.This patient belongs on my unit.Medicoglia, RNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01894674563874832457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87445526268848189962013-03-15T10:57:49.301-04:002013-03-15T10:57:49.301-04:00Schizophrenia with formal thought disorder?
Schizophrenia with formal thought disorder?<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-66189469599272411892013-03-15T09:38:36.699-04:002013-03-15T09:38:36.699-04:00A lot of that going around.A lot of that going around.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84694912362355484842013-03-15T09:16:29.908-04:002013-03-15T09:16:29.908-04:00Based on my medical training (none), that makes pe...Based on my medical training (none), that makes perfect sense to me.bunkywisenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27404651628643351502013-03-15T07:59:45.914-04:002013-03-15T07:59:45.914-04:00No, the diagnosis is far worse than dementia or le...No, the diagnosis is far worse than dementia or left cortical lesion. Far, far worse. Prognosis zero.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25089476630668663902013-03-15T06:29:29.579-04:002013-03-15T06:29:29.579-04:00Prescribe a fish. Tell him to get some sandals a...Prescribe a fish. Tell him to get some sandals and tan his feet. Send him on his way<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76007223741905777452013-03-15T04:02:37.907-04:002013-03-15T04:02:37.907-04:00r.i.g.h.t.
backing slowly out of the room ....
r.i.g.h.t.<br /><br />backing slowly out of the room ....<br />Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506274310934059070noreply@blogger.com