tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post1740268965757119339..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Seen in a chartGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1926688844880080902023-02-07T19:19:35.403-05:002023-02-07T19:19:35.403-05:00she continues to walk on her calluses located on h...she continues to walk on her calluses located on her feetAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-722339210022451602023-02-02T16:05:28.751-05:002023-02-02T16:05:28.751-05:00This is exactly the type of thing that happens whe...This is exactly the type of thing that happens when human medical transcriptionists are replaced by voice-recognition software. I used to hear phrases that sounded like "Goan raroo hireenite" (props to Dave Barry) but I knew that the statement actually was, "The patient was taken to the operating room and placed in the supine position on the operating table." vegakittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02527659853698855264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30729849732869774232023-01-31T11:46:34.337-05:002023-01-31T11:46:34.337-05:00She continues to walk into the cactuses that are l...She continues to walk into the cactuses that are located on her lawn.<br /><br />So simple even Pete Buttigieg could translate that.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-46326547413328582472023-01-25T19:15:51.602-05:002023-01-25T19:15:51.602-05:00My hovercraft is full of eels.My hovercraft is full of eels.Officer Cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193271958353271282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77924199612718925802023-01-24T10:45:36.240-05:002023-01-24T10:45:36.240-05:00I worked in the medical records office of our loca...I worked in the medical records office of our local hospital waaay back in the dark ages (1970's) when we would transcribe the records from doctors' voice recordings. Most of the time we could figure it out, but there was one Dr. whose surgery tape had a phrase NONE of us could decipher. We asked him to come in and listen to it, and HE couldn't figure it out. I can't imagine what kind of stuff AI is gonna come up with lolevodevohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09534596842153546368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77625856206445241312023-01-23T17:44:09.722-05:002023-01-23T17:44:09.722-05:00Just what it sounds like. She put her phone on th...Just what it sounds like. She put her phone on the floor so she could get videos of her beloved cats. Then she put several small cat food dishes on the phone, to attract said cats. But she keeps stumbling into those things, so she sought the help of a famed neurologist and yak herder.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24580827609074500262023-01-23T17:09:30.048-05:002023-01-23T17:09:30.048-05:00Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.Noam Chomskynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-58621856639505357432023-01-23T10:34:34.813-05:002023-01-23T10:34:34.813-05:00She needs to upgrade to a phone plan that allows h...She needs to upgrade to a phone plan that allows her to walk into long-distance cat dishes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19156548058876877362023-01-23T10:31:48.835-05:002023-01-23T10:31:48.835-05:00One difficulty of living in an age where everyone ...One difficulty of living in an age where everyone has cell phones is an increased number of victims of catdishing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39005491373660294762023-01-23T10:29:05.925-05:002023-01-23T10:29:05.925-05:00Is that "cat dishes" in the sense that a...Is that "cat dishes" in the sense that a chicken dish is a dish made with chicken, and a beef dish is a dish made with beef?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-66735642916747058912023-01-23T10:12:52.354-05:002023-01-23T10:12:52.354-05:00I don't think ChatGTP and medical charting are...I don't think ChatGTP and medical charting are ready for each other yet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-79205036968528863632023-01-23T09:52:27.376-05:002023-01-23T09:52:27.376-05:00Which Yes album is that from?Which Yes album is that from?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com