tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post1080547516346926229..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Bon appétit!Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44748005123838128662016-06-25T00:30:46.179-04:002016-06-25T00:30:46.179-04:00needed a glucose drip upon arrivalneeded a glucose drip upon arrivalChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11823118794294237278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85249786316175262392016-05-26T06:46:27.060-04:002016-05-26T06:46:27.060-04:00Wether's and Jolly Ranchers and not "gene...Wether's and Jolly Ranchers and not "generic hard candies", they are brand name, like Neurontin and Depakote.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08508065424162870147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36936932528738417542016-05-21T16:28:07.696-04:002016-05-21T16:28:07.696-04:00"Hard candies . . . crunched through . . . i..."Hard candies . . . crunched through . . . in ten minutes"<br /><br />Is her next doctor's appointment at the dentist?charlesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-23439726993468958732016-05-17T21:38:11.827-04:002016-05-17T21:38:11.827-04:00@John: That was just disgusting. Total Not Always ...@John: That was just disgusting. Total Not Always Right story.<br /><br />I hope if you did have any, the response was 'They are $X for #."<br /><br />Stories like these are why I get shocked looks when I ask, "May I take extra for my kids?" and when I get a yes (always), I only take three. It's just sad. :(<br /><br />I remember years ago when I went in for a job interview, I took one candy from the dish upon the receptionist's offer. After I sat down, another person came in, checked in, and then <i>shoveled</i> several large handfuls into his pants pockets, to the point the weight actually dragged his pants down. (It was a large bowl.) <br /><br />The receptionist got a certain long-suffering look on her face that many here would likely recognize due to the actions of others they have witnessed, and refilled the dish. From a bag in a locked cabinet.<br /><br /><br />Candihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08746975527577742361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24241687859443380332016-05-17T21:16:13.172-04:002016-05-17T21:16:13.172-04:00At least she did not throw the candy wrappers on t...At least she did not throw the candy wrappers on the floor.Oldfoolrnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01747485143127099085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-58006158968621154082016-05-17T15:45:25.448-04:002016-05-17T15:45:25.448-04:00Thank God. About time that jar was cleaned out. ...Thank God. About time that jar was cleaned out. Those candys on the bottom were getting pretty nasty.Old RPhnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74193813969660147952016-05-17T11:55:41.813-04:002016-05-17T11:55:41.813-04:00When we opened our store, my wife put out those ni...When we opened our store, my wife put out those nice paper hand towels in the bathroom. you know, instead of the regular dispenser.WE went through 10 packs on opening day, And more very day for the first week, at which point my wife gave up and put in a regular paper dispenser. 2 days later, a lady (nicely dressed, lots of jewelry: this was Stanford CT, and there were plenty of people of means) asked why we had changed the paper towels in the bathroom. When my wife told, her, she looked sad and said that her friends had told her to come get some at our store, because they were so nice and you didn't have to pay for them. And do we have any more? She was having a party that night.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14887273229648343981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43027111688413460732016-05-17T02:00:49.011-04:002016-05-17T02:00:49.011-04:00Well, at least she ate it instead of dumping it al...Well, at least she ate it instead of dumping it all in her bag to take home with her!<br />clairesmumnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-54649627914856318942016-05-17T01:47:49.080-04:002016-05-17T01:47:49.080-04:00Next time put out sugarless candy. The kind that g...Next time put out sugarless candy. The kind that gives you stomach cramps and explosive diarrhea if you eat more than a few pieces.Midgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08396538409169561747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19175135533169961072016-05-17T01:26:44.138-04:002016-05-17T01:26:44.138-04:00o.O
o.O<br />Pamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08570738729131361529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-82887407284329985432016-05-16T22:18:33.604-04:002016-05-16T22:18:33.604-04:00Do you want diabeetus? Because this is how you get...Do you want diabeetus? Because this is how you get diabeetus.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53986497562192965682016-05-16T20:41:17.093-04:002016-05-16T20:41:17.093-04:00I don't even react to bizarre behavior any mor...I don't even react to bizarre behavior any more. Hattiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13297404386730167834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36044606252518004912016-05-16T19:39:11.621-04:002016-05-16T19:39:11.621-04:00Maybe, instead of candy, you should put out a jar ...Maybe, instead of candy, you should put out a jar of Egg McMuffins.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78913441868009195112016-05-16T19:28:59.121-04:002016-05-16T19:28:59.121-04:00Bet she's tired in a couple hours after all th...Bet she's tired in a couple hours after all that sugar. We had a container of sugar candy like that in the house and eventually it went into a jar with a lid and set on a shelf to look at, like my mother's first jar of canned carrots. She thought it was so pretty there in a sunny window, and it remained there until the kitchen was remodeled.<br /><br />As for the lady with the cookies. She may've lost her cookies some time ago. I wonder if she's conducting a little experiment to find out who will ask her why she does it. Personally, I would mind the crumbs in the coin purse.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18494641318956006432016-05-16T18:04:18.357-04:002016-05-16T18:04:18.357-04:00"Oh, and have you got any of those little air..."Oh, and have you got any of those little airplane bottles of vodka handy?"Yoko Drānonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-20240094042686630052016-05-16T16:24:38.669-04:002016-05-16T16:24:38.669-04:00Did you check the toilet paper? We find a lot of ...Did you check the toilet paper? We find a lot of it walks out the door.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-66996197500804039542016-05-16T15:43:08.699-04:002016-05-16T15:43:08.699-04:00did you get a glucose tolerance test on her?did you get a glucose tolerance test on her?Ms. Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945753071493117365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-54735764437481526882016-05-16T14:28:01.550-04:002016-05-16T14:28:01.550-04:00Yet another raise for Mary, please!!!Yet another raise for Mary, please!!!bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56759916233639369782016-05-16T14:18:44.020-04:002016-05-16T14:18:44.020-04:00Every office I have worked in has patient's wh...Every office I have worked in has patient's who steal EVERYTHING. Mostly we learned who we had to hide everything, move it or lock it all up. From pens to bandaids to pamphlets to candy. CandiNPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17205694970268310581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69795732545774985932016-05-16T14:17:38.724-04:002016-05-16T14:17:38.724-04:00I'd bet $1,000 the candy and cookie lady are M...I'd bet $1,000 the candy and cookie lady are Medicaid patients...Crazy RxManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07077488214299929481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62658558679181114322016-05-16T13:29:18.738-04:002016-05-16T13:29:18.738-04:00Apparently she does not know that Mc Donald's ...Apparently she does not know that Mc Donald's is not serving breakfast all day.<br /><br />Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19657747234198567632016-05-16T11:34:00.483-04:002016-05-16T11:34:00.483-04:00Probably seeing you for her diabetic neurpopathyProbably seeing you for her diabetic neurpopathyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87939366993469519722016-05-16T10:57:27.020-04:002016-05-16T10:57:27.020-04:00Re Cookie Monster "Lady": Her bill would...Re Cookie Monster "Lady": Her bill would have an added charge each time she came in were she my patient!HeroHoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02157411044318901668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48035594247279950902016-05-16T10:51:10.874-04:002016-05-16T10:51:10.874-04:00I have that condition where loud, crunching sounds...I have that condition where loud, crunching sounds make me crazy so I'm afraid I would have had to do something real awful to her. Ice chewing makes me homicidal and this would have been right up there with it. LOVED the cookie story, too!Mari-Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14988301762737203798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41357166231899477472016-05-16T10:47:25.105-04:002016-05-16T10:47:25.105-04:00Note to self: Stop making that "thanks for b...Note to self: Stop making that "thanks for breakfast, heh heh heh" comment when taking candy. Even if it's true.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com