tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post9219512057138267353..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Tuesday Morning Patient QuoteGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69782883706586308752009-12-02T21:40:15.051-05:002009-12-02T21:40:15.051-05:00Can't . . . write . . . comment . . . not . . ...Can't . . . write . . . comment . . . not . . . enough . . . air . . .Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25732954221611820102009-12-02T20:48:55.674-05:002009-12-02T20:48:55.674-05:00I have heard of a child with an allergy to water -...I have heard of a child with an allergy to water - but the child got a bad rash/blisters, not just wrinkles.<br /><br />There was also a child with no tolerance for sunlight - even small amounts of the sun's rays made her skin blister. So she went out to play only at night, when the sun was down.Qexnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41738628790569226362009-12-02T06:57:55.169-05:002009-12-02T06:57:55.169-05:00A&P: TURF to pathology, stat!A&P: TURF to pathology, stat!student dr. blazehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17307156914515136574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77520392269585811392009-12-02T06:45:07.016-05:002009-12-02T06:45:07.016-05:00I'm with GB, RN.... can you say frontal lobe d...I'm with GB, RN.... can you say frontal lobe disconnection!!!!<br /><br />I once had a patient tell me her kids were allergic to WATER, because when she left them in the tub too long their skin would wrinkle!!! Try not to laugh at that one!!!<br /><br />Great post!<br />KK, PA in OKAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81103315430799524182009-12-02T03:13:58.825-05:002009-12-02T03:13:58.825-05:00It's very apparent that his lack of breathing ...It's very apparent that his lack of breathing has resulted in an anoxic brain injury.GB, RNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09735213378851473207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87461246759856282912009-12-02T02:30:51.134-05:002009-12-02T02:30:51.134-05:00You know it is the full moon...You know it is the full moon...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45260474604859634722009-12-02T00:35:50.958-05:002009-12-02T00:35:50.958-05:00Hmmmm....time for a pulmonary consult....Hmmmm....time for a pulmonary consult....Lipstickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04346441046070223404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-58022747678989605232009-12-02T00:32:12.294-05:002009-12-02T00:32:12.294-05:00wow! u've an amazing time out there... envy u!...wow! u've an amazing time out there... envy u!<br />i hope my patients will entertain me like that. :))manjiThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11198207834639935708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-91820594128655881182009-12-01T23:04:48.282-05:002009-12-01T23:04:48.282-05:00And I'm a fanpire - but really - come on. . .And I'm a fanpire - but really - come on. . .Kimbra Kaschhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16955657301998255029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67943236398263758432009-12-01T22:16:29.801-05:002009-12-01T22:16:29.801-05:00Hey, so she can stop breathing for two weeks? Big...Hey, so she can stop breathing for two weeks? Big deal. Did you know I can stop my heart from beating? Yeah, that's right. I went three weeks, uh huh. Three. And this tin-foil on my head keeps out the alien death rays.Karennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84539513170187718522009-12-01T20:41:45.223-05:002009-12-01T20:41:45.223-05:00jesus
I just got done reading today's entries...jesus<br /><br />I just got done reading today's entries in Google Reader from notalwaysright.com, and then came to this one. <br /><br />You should submit that, because it fits in perfectly.xtinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12960024706010157642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18043678557358737132009-12-01T18:21:39.593-05:002009-12-01T18:21:39.593-05:00Looks like somebody's getting a dictionary in ...Looks like somebody's getting a dictionary in their Christmas stocking this year.Pharmer Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17335206358328056540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10365884148448755932009-12-01T18:10:06.607-05:002009-12-01T18:10:06.607-05:00I get patients in the hospital all the time that c...I get patients in the hospital all the time that claim that their allergy to various drugs is death.<br /><br />I kid you not, one patient actually came in claiming to be allergic to metal, and said that the reaction was death. My first thought was "How many times did this patient died before they learned that they were allergic to all metals." The second thought was "How the hell is someone going to start an IV line... considering that the needles are all metal....Frankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05741235052315442520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32758845206234705982009-12-01T17:04:02.349-05:002009-12-01T17:04:02.349-05:00I think that sounds incredibly sadI think that sounds incredibly sadKittynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243053604526279590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-49262911530725733562009-12-01T15:57:45.814-05:002009-12-01T15:57:45.814-05:00Why in heaven's name is this person seeing a n...Why in heaven's name is this person seeing a neurologist since obviously, he/she doesn't have a working brain cell.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64748904295337723682009-12-01T15:04:38.715-05:002009-12-01T15:04:38.715-05:00People like that SHOULD stop breathing for a coupl...People like that SHOULD stop breathing for a couple weeks.Mickeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05344753992375200456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-21698765533190754732009-12-01T14:07:24.440-05:002009-12-01T14:07:24.440-05:00That's amazing! Is she a whale?That's amazing! Is she a whale?OMDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937425894428802591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65316220613605244452009-12-01T13:02:21.686-05:002009-12-01T13:02:21.686-05:00He should be referred to the US govt secret traini...He should be referred to the US govt secret training services. Imagine how useful a spy who could hold his breath for 2 weeks could be! He could be sent into underwater locations, or into toxic gas clouds! Perfect.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-34122949464849124172009-12-01T12:48:17.438-05:002009-12-01T12:48:17.438-05:00Perhaps, like with some turtles, they can breathe ...Perhaps, like with some turtles, they can breathe through their ass.<br /><br />Verificiation word: pottiMatt Mnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74382901584153207942009-12-01T12:40:01.868-05:002009-12-01T12:40:01.868-05:00What was your response? I'm always wondering....What was your response? I'm always wondering...Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10120774715331922926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41611492402943821912009-12-01T12:37:21.987-05:002009-12-01T12:37:21.987-05:00How about thinking? Like my guess is you quit thin...How about thinking? Like my guess is you quit thinking years ago....The Good Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01249986191289837440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39252423410333915112009-12-01T12:28:08.238-05:002009-12-01T12:28:08.238-05:00riiiight. like that can realistically happenriiiight. like that can realistically happenmctnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7034782974400793462009-12-01T12:02:51.685-05:002009-12-01T12:02:51.685-05:00I didn't realize you treated zombies!I didn't realize you treated zombies!Barbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02312207507936646771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55131840158085526022009-12-01T11:55:31.110-05:002009-12-01T11:55:31.110-05:00Oh NO she di'int! LOLOh NO she di'int! LOLCelestenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65214521109759782022009-12-01T11:50:16.856-05:002009-12-01T11:50:16.856-05:00OK, my brain hurts now.OK, my brain hurts now.Suzannenoreply@blogger.com