tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post9002382892152711213..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Happy FridayGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-3071251421512195072009-07-27T18:04:32.149-04:002009-07-27T18:04:32.149-04:00Omg... Mayo clinic for a SANDWICH EMERGENCY!!!!Omg... Mayo clinic for a SANDWICH EMERGENCY!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27524229984763177492009-07-26T13:36:56.906-04:002009-07-26T13:36:56.906-04:00Okay, it's 1-800-DIP-SHIT.Okay, it's 1-800-DIP-SHIT.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-91326334760857397802009-07-26T04:49:40.624-04:002009-07-26T04:49:40.624-04:00I had a friend who called her doctor during after ...I had a friend who called her doctor during after to ask her if it was possible for men to break their penis all because she heard it on TV. Her doctor just said if someone was hurt to take them to the ER right away, but didnt answer her lol.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38138662305474342852009-07-25T23:20:39.498-04:002009-07-25T23:20:39.498-04:00She should've called the Mayo Clinic...She should've called the Mayo Clinic...Disgruntled Druggisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04760501685396926456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80558126084827075862009-07-25T22:08:49.806-04:002009-07-25T22:08:49.806-04:00Will you post the phone number so WE can call them...Will you post the phone number so WE can call them back? Please oh please oh please!!!EDRNKarenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09571930436968422627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41435430039001603172009-07-25T21:38:20.721-04:002009-07-25T21:38:20.721-04:00maybe you pissed off the insurance company and the...maybe you pissed off the insurance company and they listed you under "24 hour help line"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56688747423639725132009-07-25T16:23:32.686-04:002009-07-25T16:23:32.686-04:00Wow. And I thought I dealt with idiots. It's...Wow. And I thought I dealt with idiots. It's a sandwich, people. When in doubt, chuck it.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-54542817090078135252009-07-25T16:22:18.836-04:002009-07-25T16:22:18.836-04:00I had a patient call me and ask if if a water bott...I had a patient call me and ask if if a water bottle left in the car gave women breast cancer. <br /><br />I said it depended upon the season and the make of the car.DrPublicHealthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00255104781196556193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-46701718554358529132009-07-25T15:01:11.369-04:002009-07-25T15:01:11.369-04:00If it has real mayo or other perishables, please p...If it has real mayo or other perishables, please place back into hot car for several hours then eat.C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17677555290950815409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72643359516412929692009-07-25T14:58:55.711-04:002009-07-25T14:58:55.711-04:00Sorry, I didn't call her back.
I make it a po...Sorry, I didn't call her back.<br /><br />I make it a point never to call back non-patients like this.<br /><br />Once you do so you've created a legal doctor-patient relationship, no matter how silly or tenuous it my seem, and become legally liable. For all I know she's taping the call.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64702894978251368922009-07-25T14:51:28.869-04:002009-07-25T14:51:28.869-04:00please, PLEASE tell me you called her back!!
I ...please, PLEASE tell me you called her back!! <br /><br />I would definitely have asked who made them, what type of bread, had they grown anything orange or lime green in those 15 minutes, was there anything else that could substitute for dinner (or were these sandwiches absolutely necessary as last food on the planet), did she have a strong immune system, and if so, did she had a strong stomach?08armydochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08822263660673470153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-49146996086995095702009-07-25T11:36:23.243-04:002009-07-25T11:36:23.243-04:00New meaning to the term brain food. Nurse Whats-He...New meaning to the term brain food. Nurse Whats-Her-NameAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53453155807794861432009-07-25T10:34:19.315-04:002009-07-25T10:34:19.315-04:00I would have been tempted to call the patient back...I would have been tempted to call the patient back and ask the type of sandwich, were the windows up or down and time of dinner. Of course my answer still would have been that all sandwiches have a 14 minute shelf life in a car.Sandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12638105541793879570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-54497872545268088832009-07-25T09:17:16.643-04:002009-07-25T09:17:16.643-04:00Hmmmm. Can I eat this sandwich or will it give me...Hmmmm. Can I eat this sandwich or will it give me some infectious disease or stomach ailment? I'll call a NEUROLOGIST.<br /><br />Maybe you're what they REALLY need. On second thought, psychiatrist.ShrinkingDochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10867808515747730556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36216594605411771972009-07-25T07:21:46.646-04:002009-07-25T07:21:46.646-04:00Dude, where do you live?
Is it the water...
Is it ...Dude, where do you live?<br />Is it the water...<br />Is it the loss of the ozone...<br />Did they use too much DDT a couple of generations past....<br /><br />WTH?!Texhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12308655409776337095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-9360676564042463242009-07-25T06:24:04.903-04:002009-07-25T06:24:04.903-04:00Facepalm moment...Facepalm moment...Dragonflyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08032258710192225915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39378126445911198472009-07-25T01:29:40.388-04:002009-07-25T01:29:40.388-04:00Hmm, we used to compound promethazine in cocoa but...Hmm, we used to compound promethazine in cocoa butter; just a little chocolate powder and a drop or two of vanilla bean extract? Don't imagine PEG is better tasting, nor rubbery (?) consistency of a Nuvaring any more pleasant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64872693036426016942009-07-25T00:31:52.649-04:002009-07-25T00:31:52.649-04:00No, the guy who swallowed a Nuva ring in my last p...No, the guy who swallowed a Nuva ring in my last post's comments was enough.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-16150498081894137422009-07-25T00:30:08.073-04:002009-07-25T00:30:08.073-04:00you get some real doozies, you wanna crack at the ...you get some real doozies, you wanna crack at the guy who wanted to eat his suppositories cuz it was too gross to use them as they're designed??pharmacy chickhttp://pharmacychick.blogpharm.comnoreply@blogger.com