tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post8855979520224418241..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Seen in a hospital chart:Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55066421062679146882014-04-12T08:16:53.704-04:002014-04-12T08:16:53.704-04:00The patient is trick-or-treating disguised as a gh...The patient is trick-or-treating disguised as a ghost. Asking for pills of course...Pierrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11823304881368264694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41444180810638099352014-04-10T23:03:21.470-04:002014-04-10T23:03:21.470-04:00C. It's a parrot
E's not dead, e's ju...C. It's a parrot<br /><br />E's not dead, e's just sleeping!Hal Dall, MDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03853309002983404637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-192847938813081362014-04-08T22:14:17.179-04:002014-04-08T22:14:17.179-04:00Maybe the patient was covered by another kind of s...Maybe the patient was covered by another kind of sheet. (bad pun...sorry.) Way too much "sheet" at the Hotel.<br /><br />BTW I'd like to know when neurology started partnering with the cotton mills (mental status and sheets).<br /><br />Too much fun here free associating. <br /><br />Aren't coworkers fun?RehabRNhttp://rehabrn.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69745791745307956072014-04-08T20:05:30.102-04:002014-04-08T20:05:30.102-04:00E! Billed a level 5 :)E! Billed a level 5 :)Struck by a Turtlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14803655294688248592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11734968725373619092014-04-07T22:06:49.949-04:002014-04-07T22:06:49.949-04:00Perhaps this was written by an illiterate who mean...Perhaps this was written by an illiterate who meant to write covered in shit. That's what it would mean if it was one of my patients' charts, I'm sure.<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-54323444451714229772014-04-07T20:27:03.264-04:002014-04-07T20:27:03.264-04:00A sheet of what?A sheet of what?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41809715105871576842014-04-07T20:14:55.034-04:002014-04-07T20:14:55.034-04:00I presume an actual doctor (or possibly a NP or PA...I presume an actual doctor (or possibly a NP or PA) wrote this, so this is better than my MA typing "wearing a hat" into the "General" portion of the exam. pretzelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-22825748303005336072014-04-07T17:01:34.376-04:002014-04-07T17:01:34.376-04:00To heck with the physical exam, let's just go ...To heck with the physical exam, let's just go straight to the mental status exam which incidentally was held under the sheet.Being a particularly good quality sheet, at least 350 ct, the number of fingers held up test was deferred. However, the patient did pass the numbers counting back from 100 question and was able to recall the three words after 5 min. story question; the drawing exercise was a different matter and we did not provide the magic marker this time to actually write on the sheet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-82768732059985955142014-04-07T16:55:58.044-04:002014-04-07T16:55:58.044-04:00As in correcting the misunderstanding that it is t...As in correcting the misunderstanding that it is the examiner that is usually under the sheet?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48141329135224211012014-04-07T16:54:26.301-04:002014-04-07T16:54:26.301-04:00Patient is attempting to conduct examination throu...Patient is attempting to conduct examination through the sheet. (That is, the patient has the crib sheet underneath and is reading the answers word for word for each test question.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57035337864252980322014-04-07T16:49:30.033-04:002014-04-07T16:49:30.033-04:00Euphemism for being a KKKer? Euphemism for being a KKKer? Loren Pechtelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08348494458707790769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76045470460888331222014-04-07T11:33:38.393-04:002014-04-07T11:33:38.393-04:00F. Patient is attempting self-mummification.F. Patient is attempting self-mummification.Jonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170214396483091419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-51393887708665473362014-04-07T11:18:24.249-04:002014-04-07T11:18:24.249-04:00I think this was a test of the doctor's mental...I think this was a test of the <i>doctor's</i> mental state.<br /><br />He failed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45432998302678610512014-04-07T10:44:03.256-04:002014-04-07T10:44:03.256-04:001 - Was that sheet wet?
2 - Was that sheet tightly...1 - Was that sheet wet?<br />2 - Was that sheet tightly covering the patient?<br />3 - Does the patient have a history of being uncovered - as in inappropriately exposed?<br /><br />4 - Is it bad that years of working with crazies made me see the note as generally unremarkable?<br /><br />stay safe.skidmarknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41639941717077845232014-04-07T08:51:27.840-04:002014-04-07T08:51:27.840-04:00"Housekeeping!""Housekeeping!"Officer Cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193271958353271282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-91860032243399352662014-04-07T08:07:01.859-04:002014-04-07T08:07:01.859-04:00That mental state exam was a piece of sheet.That mental state exam was a piece of sheet.bluetoothbuddhanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39088541723427355392014-04-07T07:56:07.563-04:002014-04-07T07:56:07.563-04:00As a nurse, from time to time I've had patient...As a nurse, from time to time I've had patients (mostly elderly men) who would just pull the sheet over their heads and sleep like that; guessing that's probably what was going on here.<br /><br />This does not exclude A, B, C, or E.Noahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74374473552151359692014-04-07T06:58:30.802-04:002014-04-07T06:58:30.802-04:00Patient is member of the KKK Patient is member of the KKK Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25437609354943280522014-04-07T06:23:43.238-04:002014-04-07T06:23:43.238-04:00Wait...this is like the multiple choice at my med ...Wait...this is like the multiple choice at my med school, in which case the answer is:<br />A,D, AND E.<br /><br />And no credit unless you got every thing. :(ER's Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03203520439121823165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-73794707859763242372014-04-07T06:21:16.257-04:002014-04-07T06:21:16.257-04:00F. The patient is a ghost.
G. The patient has j...F. The patient is a ghost. <br /><br />G. The patient has joined the KKK. a.generic dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06162096557026780038noreply@blogger.com