tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post8703371782747275889..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Mooooooooooo!Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-83605228526183422142010-10-11T20:39:57.124-04:002010-10-11T20:39:57.124-04:00Actually altho I am a small woman I can flip a yea...Actually altho I am a small woman I can flip a yearling Holstein bull. Really! I have witnesses! I learnt the trick from my hubby who can flip a full size Holstein cow. It's a trick of leaning over its neck from the left side, grab the right horn in the left hand and get the right hand under the muzzle, then pull the nose up and push the poll down, flipping the bull towards you. Don't let it land on you, and sit on its head as soon as you get it down. If you fail, pick another bull for your second attempt because they get wise really fast and learn to resist you.<br />Don't know if it would work on yaks, Dr. Grumpy, but you could try with one of the yaks in your herd?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41280028286159500372010-10-11T17:30:42.017-04:002010-10-11T17:30:42.017-04:00and sober med students???and sober med students???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-68947429151798119022010-10-11T11:16:13.148-04:002010-10-11T11:16:13.148-04:00Yes, I can confirm that tipping cows is actually p...Yes, I can confirm that tipping cows is actually pretty hard. My first attempt went badly until someone told me that it actually takes a group. Some time later I was in a group that did go cow tipping. You can tip cows but it takes a few people. I grew up in The South, and in a pretty rural part, too. (imagine a slow drawl when reading this)<br /><br />As for med students, I can also confirm that drunk med students are more or less uniformly useless and annoying.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65486139984404966902010-10-10T19:16:23.235-04:002010-10-10T19:16:23.235-04:00Yaks are pretty damn big. I don't even want to...Yaks are pretty damn big. I don't even want to try.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85309501115774832002010-10-10T19:14:47.575-04:002010-10-10T19:14:47.575-04:00What about Mongolian yaks?What about Mongolian yaks?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57124506186219595552010-10-10T10:30:19.593-04:002010-10-10T10:30:19.593-04:00What about sheep? Goats?
What if you used a speci...What about sheep? Goats?<br />What if you used a specially-designed cow-tipping robot?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25639957739561310552010-10-10T09:03:13.499-04:002010-10-10T09:03:13.499-04:00mallory- yes. i too have experience with cow tippi...mallory- yes. i too have experience with cow tipping. daytime. and i know that the cows can move fast enough through the muck that i can barely get to touch them before i hear the sound of the farmer's diesel tractor starting up. no tip, but never caught.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-89898132253950282572010-10-10T03:38:42.305-04:002010-10-10T03:38:42.305-04:00"except they went on to say that three footba..."except they went on to say that three football linemen could probably pull it off as well."<br /><br />Pull what off?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-49123529089939443022010-10-09T23:12:38.419-04:002010-10-09T23:12:38.419-04:00To response above,
bulldogging does not use full s...To response above,<br />bulldogging does not use full size cows, they use calves.<br /><br />And I remember coming across an internet site devoted to statics (the physics of objects in equilibrium or stationary) and they had discussed this exact topic. except they went on to say that three football linemen could probably pull it off as well.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26235139402218236522010-10-09T22:32:49.093-04:002010-10-09T22:32:49.093-04:00Has nobody watched the rodeo event of Bulldogging,...Has nobody watched the rodeo event of Bulldogging, also known as Steer Wrestling? <br /><br />So, how much more difficult could Cow Tipping be?<br /><br />See this Yahoo Answers question:<br />http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoXFuwTcS3coLiebOaoXKX7ty6IX;_ylv=3qid=20100904215245AAnjDKQ&show=7#profile-info-btDPwoFzaa<br /><br />WV: consizes = the sizes of prisoners?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1169147838178000152010-10-09T22:17:47.386-04:002010-10-09T22:17:47.386-04:00Cows do not sleep while standing... they sleep onl...Cows do not sleep while standing... they sleep only while lying down.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43801310496829515152010-10-09T20:10:51.467-04:002010-10-09T20:10:51.467-04:00You just have to find a cow standing sideways on a...You just have to find a cow standing sideways on a hill, no imagination... sheesh.<br /><br /><br /><br />WV: inecessAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18897383929638171142010-10-09T19:22:30.970-04:002010-10-09T19:22:30.970-04:00To The Mother:
Cow tipping is second in popularit...To The Mother:<br /><br />Cow tipping is second in popularity only to dwarf bowling. :)Billnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-12497142946995595662010-10-09T18:28:28.623-04:002010-10-09T18:28:28.623-04:00Really, how plausible is it that 5 drunk people wi...Really, how plausible is it that 5 drunk people will be able to muster sufficient coordination to locate a cow, in the dark, without waking it up, and all push in the same direction?<br /><br />My extensive experience of drunk med students leads me to believe that they would stagger around giggling and shouting 'Hush!' at each other, wake all the cows, possibly by slipping in cowpats and landing on one of them. Wake the farmer, wake the farmer's dog, and wake the neighbours, all while thinking they're being quiet. Run away giggling drunkenly and try to hide in a ditch, then in the car (which they locked with the headlights on) then realise that the carkeys had been lost somewhere in the grass/cowpats/ditch. They would make unconvincing drunken explanations to the farmer, neighbours, dog and/or police, and eventually drunk dial everyone in all of their mobilephone address-books to try and arrange a lift back to the bar.Mallorynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67821776011017825382010-10-09T18:13:47.716-04:002010-10-09T18:13:47.716-04:00Anyone read "Paris, Texas"????Anyone read "Paris, Texas"????Texas Pharmacy Chicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886874486374432629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15247681609567557282010-10-09T17:23:22.738-04:002010-10-09T17:23:22.738-04:00Really Grumpie, only on one occasion? Sounds like ...Really Grumpie, only on one occasion? Sounds like a load of bull to me!Mrs Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03109885833512528798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-66685396898415397482010-10-09T14:37:46.535-04:002010-10-09T14:37:46.535-04:00I didn't even know cow-tipping was a sport un...I didn't even know cow-tipping was a sport until I read that.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25943992019698506342010-10-09T13:44:16.733-04:002010-10-09T13:44:16.733-04:00Great. There go my Saturday night plans. Maybe I&...Great. There go my Saturday night plans. Maybe I'll watch that "The Nanny" marathon on cable after all.Li'l Azathothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18458883082216550252010-10-09T10:15:08.791-04:002010-10-09T10:15:08.791-04:00We call Miss Boo "Moo" from time to time...We call Miss Boo "Moo" from time to time. (Apropos of nothing really....)OMDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937425894428802591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-66696204404951618762010-10-09T10:13:23.167-04:002010-10-09T10:13:23.167-04:00Plus, sleeping cows don't really sleep *that* ...Plus, sleeping cows don't really sleep *that* soundly. They wake up and chase you. Dairy cows are less dangerous, but sometimes their fight and flight responses get dulled when asleep.KateAhttp://spannersound.comnoreply@blogger.com