tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post8687644127666683535..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: One of these things is not like the othersGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70883508220198691042016-03-02T16:37:25.195-05:002016-03-02T16:37:25.195-05:00I'm kind of curious what human organ would exc...I'm kind of curious what human organ would exceed the carry-on dimensions usually specified by airlines.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45175764415146242532016-02-24T12:39:59.262-05:002016-02-24T12:39:59.262-05:00Don't worry, the organs are transported in Igl...Don't worry, the organs are transported in Igloo coolers, you'll never know!idialyzenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80143204729713731902016-02-23T21:15:11.299-05:002016-02-23T21:15:11.299-05:00I've got two eyes, one, two,
They're both ...I've got two eyes, one, two,<br />They're both the same size, one, two...Bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36230809986689673572016-02-23T20:30:25.808-05:002016-02-23T20:30:25.808-05:00I love Alaska Airlines. I always have ever since t...I love Alaska Airlines. I always have ever since the 70s when I first flew a red-eye stateside to study 'farming'. But, no, seriously. Last time I flew economy AK Airlines the guy four seats ahead stuffed a frozen salmon in the overhead compartment. The attendant came by and asked if everyone was in agreement that they make that accommodation, (especially the folks sitting underneath). This is also the airlines that while I was waiting in the airport lounge for the flight to Seattle, there were five people sitting in wheelchairs with big white bandages on their lower extremities.1q`Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31705796911241071802016-02-23T19:55:04.245-05:002016-02-23T19:55:04.245-05:00When you're fishing for Alaskan salmon, you wa...When you're fishing for Alaskan salmon, you want the best bait.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-58905110570260258072016-02-23T19:50:28.916-05:002016-02-23T19:50:28.916-05:00I send my sinuses to Arizona, I send my liver to P...I send my sinuses to Arizona, I send my liver to Peru. I send my Lungs and my kidneys, for teh summer to Sydney, but I'm sending my heart to you!<br /><br />Gotta love George Carlin.Yogihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18149759309589778285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65594841032063032772016-02-23T14:27:22.369-05:002016-02-23T14:27:22.369-05:00So THAT'S how you're supposed to fit into ...So THAT'S how you're supposed to fit into an economy class seat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44900863713228051092016-02-23T13:55:50.667-05:002016-02-23T13:55:50.667-05:00Were I a transplant recipient I would be glad to k...Were I a transplant recipient I would be glad to know that it didn't end up in the cargo hold, even if it would be disconcerting to see someone carrying human organs onto a plane.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25002635298345974762016-02-23T12:48:17.568-05:002016-02-23T12:48:17.568-05:00But how can I bring my art portfolio onto the plan...But how can I bring my art portfolio onto the plane if I'm limited to 3 oz of formaldehyde?Damien Hirstnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19952901782388635302016-02-23T12:43:58.254-05:002016-02-23T12:43:58.254-05:00Warning: getting human organs past airport securit...Warning: getting human organs past airport security can be difficult sometimes.Derek Smallsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38062594476576358062016-02-23T12:07:10.447-05:002016-02-23T12:07:10.447-05:00"That? Oh, that is just my spare kidney ~ you..."That? Oh, that is just my spare kidney ~ you never can tell when you might need one!"bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-68243765207315364802016-02-23T09:19:24.920-05:002016-02-23T09:19:24.920-05:00Alaska The Last Fontier.
Otto don't forget th...Alaska The Last Fontier.<br /><br />Otto don't forget the kidneys need to go to Nome.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-20432989437011402752016-02-23T07:42:26.848-05:002016-02-23T07:42:26.848-05:00Does that mean my torso is a carry on bag? It'...Does that mean my torso is a carry on bag? It's where I keep my organs.Nurse Lillynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70645088562656725702016-02-23T06:48:10.238-05:002016-02-23T06:48:10.238-05:00Glad they specified human organs. I would've t...Glad they specified human organs. I would've taken my pipe organ with me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com