tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post86772436960095335..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Annie's desk, July 13, 2011Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57249584207180751712011-07-17T13:09:17.502-04:002011-07-17T13:09:17.502-04:00"Anonymous said...
Used to haul my lifel..."Anonymous said...<br /><br /> Used to haul my lifelong wheelchair bound friend to college where the parking lot was full of the "entitled" folks cars. We wanted to change the sign to "Lardass Parking Only"."<br /><br />We get lots of stink eye from people when I park in handicapped spots for my 39 year old 6'4" husband. Someone, like you I suppose, had the balls to say something to me. I asked if he wanted to see my husband's quintuple chest lumen or if he wanted the number to my husband's oncologist. <br /><br />Quit always assuming.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1704119341477697362011-07-16T23:17:57.351-04:002011-07-16T23:17:57.351-04:00I may be fat, but I have a handicapped placard bec...I may be fat, but I have a handicapped placard because if I walk too far I lose sensation in my legs and pee myself. <br /><br />When I asked my doctor to fill out the form she was like, "You should have done this years ago."<br /><br />Ain't life grand?Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38498705540594539062011-07-16T00:58:29.745-04:002011-07-16T00:58:29.745-04:00My dad died from ALS last year...pretty sure that ...My dad died from ALS last year...pretty sure that getting a lift chair was the furthest thing from his mind!ShannonRN2010https://www.blogger.com/profile/03141398037201965622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31887046118887699292011-07-14T23:48:39.198-04:002011-07-14T23:48:39.198-04:00Sounds like a lot of my overweight patients...they...Sounds like a lot of my overweight patients...they want a handicap placard because they get dyspnea walking from the parking lot to the store. Lose weight!!!! If anything, I encourage you to park at the END of the lot and walk further! Society today makes it too easy for people to be lazy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-63343290185303855122011-07-14T22:22:58.812-04:002011-07-14T22:22:58.812-04:00I have an ingrown toenail.....I have an ingrown toenail.....watercolordaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08918878832628412824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28531079169596662902011-07-14T19:59:21.712-04:002011-07-14T19:59:21.712-04:00Poor patient, not having a crippling disease. Ann...Poor patient, not having a crippling disease. Annie should have offered to break her back for her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-59850304893886322002011-07-14T15:02:25.680-04:002011-07-14T15:02:25.680-04:00Gah. I do want to see Officer's C's model ...Gah. I do want to see Officer's C's model which sounds more like an ejector seat. It would have to be aimed precisely though.terri chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398808840234914275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14949558547708027302011-07-14T14:32:51.955-04:002011-07-14T14:32:51.955-04:00Sounds like an episode of Get Smart.
Would you be...Sounds like an episode of Get Smart.<br /><br />Would you believe me if I said I have a neuromuscular disease?<br /><br />No, I wouldn't.<br /><br />A bad back?<br /><br />Nope.<br /><br />Would you believe three tingly toes and a headache?Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41037434516652454072011-07-14T13:24:19.269-04:002011-07-14T13:24:19.269-04:00"Fine, but if my orgy tonight is a failure be..."Fine, but if my orgy tonight is a failure because I don't have a lift chair, I'm blaming you."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47222246556155389732011-07-14T13:04:36.124-04:002011-07-14T13:04:36.124-04:00You know what I used to tell my kids...want in one...You know what I used to tell my kids...want in one hand, defecate in the other, see which one fills up first.<br /><br />But I'd LOVE to see Officer C's lift chair - can you write him a rx for that?GunDivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02965363044411500380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19295522999931231422011-07-14T13:01:26.210-04:002011-07-14T13:01:26.210-04:00How bout a nice lift chair with some electrical wi...How bout a nice lift chair with some electrical wires coming out of the attached headgear?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-82673319896246541042011-07-14T10:37:34.632-04:002011-07-14T10:37:34.632-04:00"Okay, then, what will it take to get my insu..."Okay, then, what will it take to get my insurance to pay for a jet pack?"Li'l Azathothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-35864044078124599692011-07-14T09:48:00.072-04:002011-07-14T09:48:00.072-04:00Good one, Officer C. LOL. Be sure to takes some ...Good one, Officer C. LOL. Be sure to takes some photos so we can see it too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48202841618932739022011-07-14T09:20:06.832-04:002011-07-14T09:20:06.832-04:00I'm thinking about a high-speed lift chair in ...I'm thinking about a high-speed lift chair in the back of my squad car for lobbing them into detox.Officer Cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193271958353271282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38981429820128511312011-07-14T08:55:32.913-04:002011-07-14T08:55:32.913-04:00Used to haul my lifelong wheelchair bound friend t...Used to haul my lifelong wheelchair bound friend to college where the parking lot was full of the "entitled" folks cars. We wanted to change the sign to "Lardass Parking Only".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87170107621607012092011-07-14T08:26:16.940-04:002011-07-14T08:26:16.940-04:00I was fishing for a handicap placard, after I walk...I was fishing for a handicap placard, after I walk my dog 2 miles in the AM, and later for the 3 miles at night, my feet hurt and I just have a hard time walking from the parking lot to the store. Doc and my wife said no way.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.com