tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post8634789718357596872..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: BREAKING MEDICAL NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-58526174306210996692013-02-03T16:35:52.736-05:002013-02-03T16:35:52.736-05:00I had already read this. And it made me think of y...I had already read this. And it made me think of you ;-)Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02029878964852986835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-21346317593122407912013-01-21T16:25:52.388-05:002013-01-21T16:25:52.388-05:00Try driving while twitching from withdrawal. heh ....Try driving while twitching from withdrawal. heh ....lose/loseMilliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15964642369221651587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39614550503424244842013-01-21T10:40:57.140-05:002013-01-21T10:40:57.140-05:00They do these studies so all of you who want to do...They do these studies so all of you who want to do your own trial can skip it, you know who you are.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10513770154091769972013-01-21T01:35:51.540-05:002013-01-21T01:35:51.540-05:00But flying a plane is still okay, right?But flying a plane is still okay, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-89904387632266113022013-01-21T01:34:10.887-05:002013-01-21T01:34:10.887-05:00But see what happens if you try shooting up on the...But see what happens if you try shooting up on the bus. You just can't win.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11278301982057175922013-01-21T01:32:11.047-05:002013-01-21T01:32:11.047-05:00Which is why the Velvet Underground never recorded...Which is why the Velvet Underground never recorded a really good driving song.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4646916708774907222013-01-21T01:31:21.324-05:002013-01-21T01:31:21.324-05:00So you might as well sell your car for heroin mone...So you might as well sell your car for heroin money.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11442023128883481162013-01-21T00:50:49.283-05:002013-01-21T00:50:49.283-05:00So the Canadian government wastes money also? Not ...So the Canadian government wastes money also? Not just ours? Whodathunk!MSGMDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08299587873107955460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84725369019685492062013-01-20T22:25:21.608-05:002013-01-20T22:25:21.608-05:00I'd advise that low doses of opiates affect dr...I'd advise that low doses of opiates affect driving. Zilch. No opiates 'On Board'. Take the bus, or a taxi, or stay home. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77924557950776970642013-01-20T04:32:58.016-05:002013-01-20T04:32:58.016-05:00Hi I have nominated you for The Very Inspiring Blo...Hi I have nominated you for The Very Inspiring Blogger Award :)<br />http://bookpolygamist.wordpress.com/2013/01/20/quick-write-something-inspiring/<br /><br />Because you inspire me to have a good ole chuckle and make me feel better about the crazies at my work :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-92162652472880300002013-01-19T18:34:08.956-05:002013-01-19T18:34:08.956-05:00Nooo way..... :( another example of wasted resourc...Nooo way..... :( another example of wasted resources and time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41730172331599149762013-01-19T17:03:15.687-05:002013-01-19T17:03:15.687-05:00RETROACTIVE MULTIVARIATE STUDY SHOWS ELDERLY DRIVE...RETROACTIVE MULTIVARIATE STUDY SHOWS ELDERLY DRIVERS MORE LIKELY THAN YOUNGER DRIVERS TO HIT THE ACCELERATOR RATHER THAN THE BRAKE WHEN TRYING TO PARK. <br /><br />Where's my money byline?<br /><br />TriciaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18160738654002109592013-01-19T16:33:55.381-05:002013-01-19T16:33:55.381-05:00Yes, but it takes a great journal like "the O...Yes, but it takes a great journal like "the Onion" to stand behind their studies and do away with the wishy-washy "may".<br /><br />Study Finds Owning Cool Leather Jacket More Rewarding Than Raising Children<br />brentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-51685763658617317752013-01-19T14:07:50.318-05:002013-01-19T14:07:50.318-05:00ArkieRN and Charles: The study was funded by the C...ArkieRN and Charles: The study was funded by the Canadian government. To quote:<br /><br />"This study was supported by a grant from the Ontario Ministry of Health and Long-term Care Drug Innovation Fund and the Institute for Clinical Evaluative Sciences, a nonprofit research institute sponsored by the Ontario Ministry of Health and Long-term Care."Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37900816723701768392013-01-19T13:56:27.600-05:002013-01-19T13:56:27.600-05:00ArkieRN - you took the words right out of my mouth...ArkieRN - you took the words right out of my mouth - yes, of course, it was tax-payor funded to "discover" this truth.Charlesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47609307019854769802013-01-19T13:21:06.111-05:002013-01-19T13:21:06.111-05:00Um... so, is that what it's called when I'...Um... so, is that what it's called when I'm driving and I see two of everything?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28700806159295068172013-01-19T11:05:01.577-05:002013-01-19T11:05:01.577-05:00Shocked! I am shocked!Shocked! I am shocked!Ms. Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945753071493117365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72919194822947125072013-01-19T08:29:25.885-05:002013-01-19T08:29:25.885-05:00On the other hand driving long distances impairs t...On the other hand driving long distances impairs the effect of opiates.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32043712948645952522013-01-19T08:28:37.619-05:002013-01-19T08:28:37.619-05:00Maybe they can send this study out to some of the ...Maybe they can send this study out to some of the pain management guys around here, who (based on their records) don't ever advise their patients not to drive while they take their prescribed massive doses of multiple opiates and benzos and sedatives.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-22004881662697686802013-01-19T04:21:24.441-05:002013-01-19T04:21:24.441-05:00This week on Reconfirming the blindingly obvious, ...This week on Reconfirming the blindingly obvious, The award goes to Pauline Anderson and Medscape Medical News. <br /><br />Did she actually do some sort of study, or was this just a slow neurology news week?<br /><br />Malnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30532558837169522862013-01-19T00:46:12.484-05:002013-01-19T00:46:12.484-05:00Wonder if we taxpayers funded this cutting medical...Wonder if we taxpayers funded this cutting medical research? (silly me - of course we did)ArkieRNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09640421826517978121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26148290398614888712013-01-18T20:42:13.787-05:002013-01-18T20:42:13.787-05:00Well...golly gee...there's a new story for Mar...Well...golly gee...there's a new story for Mary...MAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11917985681829130997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62252300572511461802013-01-18T19:59:35.092-05:002013-01-18T19:59:35.092-05:00Next thing you know they'll tell us that peopl...Next thing you know they'll tell us that people who drink too much alcohol might have trouble driving.a.generic dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06162096557026780038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36903211218216275612013-01-18T19:37:44.639-05:002013-01-18T19:37:44.639-05:00You know the old saying- if life hands you a felon...You know the old saying- if life hands you a felony conviction, make a medical publication.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-86468419553323304862013-01-18T18:59:26.695-05:002013-01-18T18:59:26.695-05:00Don't you just hate it when other drivers don&...Don't you just hate it when other drivers don't have their eyes on the road because they're too busy tying off and shooting up?Whelk Lad!noreply@blogger.com