tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post8442358023055296664..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Do not try this at homeGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36585967706589803292011-06-18T21:36:28.321-04:002011-06-18T21:36:28.321-04:00Why not? It worked. That wart is gone.Why not? It worked. That wart is gone.ASM826https://www.blogger.com/profile/04017388670319590449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30981384309717946492011-06-17T11:23:01.692-04:002011-06-17T11:23:01.692-04:00Psych consult, definitely!
I just used the tip of...Psych consult, definitely!<br /><br />I just used the tip of a Phillips screwdriver I'd heated in a flame. Removed the wart *without* also removing the arm....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70748142081385901262011-06-16T11:08:36.109-04:002011-06-16T11:08:36.109-04:00Damn, why didn't I ever think of that?Damn, why didn't I ever think of that?Oliver Cromwellnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78604345493022450652011-06-16T09:49:03.235-04:002011-06-16T09:49:03.235-04:00From the article, we have this entry in the "...From the article, we have this entry in the "Understatement of the Century" Contest:<br /><br />Martin Ward, prosecuting, said: “On the afternoon in question he had some drink.”Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88676247987338828212011-06-16T09:00:53.575-04:002011-06-16T09:00:53.575-04:00How did he possibly think that only the wart would...How did he possibly think that only the wart would be removed? Perhaps he expected the shot to just skim his finger, gently lifting the wart away.<br /><br />I know us Brits don't encounter firearms as much as most countries but come on?!<br />Shame the wart wasn't elsewhere, could have given him a Darwin Award.Huderonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40396165827028972482011-06-16T08:32:44.514-04:002011-06-16T08:32:44.514-04:00Why does Wile E. Coyote come to mind?Why does Wile E. Coyote come to mind?Officer Cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193271958353271282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10192792749254288862011-06-16T07:27:52.234-04:002011-06-16T07:27:52.234-04:00So that's why Brit's don't have guns.....So that's why Brit's don't have guns...Quarter Life Crisishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09392704539279675634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65502822542794768722011-06-16T06:09:30.882-04:002011-06-16T06:09:30.882-04:00How drunk do you have to be to think this is going...How drunk do you have to be to think this is going to work?<br /><br />Though, to be fair, when I was ten, I cut off two warts with a craft knife. And cauterised the wounds with the end of a metal bolt heated on the stove. I can tell you it works better than a shotgun, but it hurts like f*ck.<br /><br />Also, parents are less impressed by this level of ingenuity, soicism and surgical skill than you think they should be.Malnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69953251360369460302011-06-16T01:50:01.269-04:002011-06-16T01:50:01.269-04:00Blank shells can be used as placebos.Blank shells can be used as placebos.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-657875536146892152011-06-16T01:46:55.810-04:002011-06-16T01:46:55.810-04:00Ask your doctor if Tengauge™ is right for you.Ask your doctor if Tengauge™ is right for you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87333838862750386342011-06-16T01:43:05.196-04:002011-06-16T01:43:05.196-04:00The treatment also works for genital warts.The treatment also works for genital warts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5772335557598550392011-06-16T00:09:44.990-04:002011-06-16T00:09:44.990-04:00Hey, it worked. That has to count for something.Hey, it worked. That has to count for something.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10319437666343035782011-06-15T23:45:47.410-04:002011-06-15T23:45:47.410-04:00And not even one of your patients!And not even one of your patients!gloria pnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-858306837165074422011-06-15T23:28:44.661-04:002011-06-15T23:28:44.661-04:00Why isn't a shotgun one of them? According to...Why isn't a shotgun one of them? According to the article, the wart was gone!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-42374649939342510362011-06-15T23:20:21.841-04:002011-06-15T23:20:21.841-04:00Happens more often then you think. I believe my fa...Happens more often then you think. I believe my father as a resident encountered a lady who shot off her toe as it was "bothering" her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-79473522376723026102011-06-15T23:15:52.445-04:002011-06-15T23:15:52.445-04:00pure darwinian! pure idiot, he missed his head.pure darwinian! pure idiot, he missed his head.Mrs Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03109885833512528798noreply@blogger.com