tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post8416280710802605393..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Take Her Down, HelmsmanGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52709903885445527782009-10-05T15:44:11.428-04:002009-10-05T15:44:11.428-04:00Chrysalis- It wasn't easy. Believe me.Chrysalis- It wasn't easy. Believe me.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53754489388281026752009-10-05T15:42:51.906-04:002009-10-05T15:42:51.906-04:00That's bad. Lol. Even I couldn't keep a ...That's bad. Lol. Even I couldn't keep a straight face on that one.Chrysalis https://www.blogger.com/profile/00757696627388704079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8781362476035532512009-09-15T23:51:28.296-04:002009-09-15T23:51:28.296-04:00How you did not fall out in the floor laughing is ...How you did not fall out in the floor laughing is beyond me and demonstrates a remarkable amount of restraint. LOL, that made my day.JimAtTheRezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15969216755532755773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41526486189487791972009-09-15T22:07:01.643-04:002009-09-15T22:07:01.643-04:00Priceless!
It vaguely reminds me of the time I wa...Priceless!<br /><br />It vaguely reminds me of the time I was waiting for the older woman to tell me the total price of a $5 bag of cashews I wanted to buy.<br /><br />When she saw me hesitate, she said, "It's $5 even. There's no tax on your nuts."<br /><br />I should hope not!Square Peg Guyhttp://square--peg.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25657885004480051202009-09-15T17:25:17.265-04:002009-09-15T17:25:17.265-04:00I hear it's the best thing for a headache...I hear it's the best thing for a headache...Bagladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03997388396773480963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85541431192138627082009-09-15T16:53:35.963-04:002009-09-15T16:53:35.963-04:00It's the "blue screen of death"!
Y...It's the "blue screen of death"! <br /><br />You know you've worked in IT too long when something like this comes to mind before the obvious...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-89310701153347501302009-09-15T15:58:40.999-04:002009-09-15T15:58:40.999-04:00My Sweetie keeps telling me that sex will cure a h...My Sweetie keeps telling me that sex will cure a headache... I didn't know he was talking about oral!TranscriptionistTianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32198013133018610492009-09-15T10:50:29.564-04:002009-09-15T10:50:29.564-04:00My coworker and I have a secret game. Whenever an...My coworker and I have a secret game. Whenever anyone mentions or deals with their purse, totebag, lunchbox, wallet, etc. they are actually talking about their vagina or penis. <br /><br />"I always stick a handful of tissues in my purse right before I leave the house"<br /><br />"I had better not catch anybody messing around in my totebag again"<br /><br />"You sure have a big lunchbox--are you planning on treating everybody at the table?"<br /><br />Ok, I made the last one up, but I keep hoping.charlottenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11821190088424926832009-09-15T10:37:55.180-04:002009-09-15T10:37:55.180-04:00There are no words to fully describe how much I lo...There are no words to fully describe how much I love your blog!bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07715833203051931352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31040155055348777292009-09-15T09:53:52.692-04:002009-09-15T09:53:52.692-04:00I told her I'd do my best, and to keep her chi...I told her I'd do my best, and to keep her chin up.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78664155572612549012009-09-15T09:49:48.560-04:002009-09-15T09:49:48.560-04:00That's a lot of going down. Were you able to h...That's a lot of going down. Were you able to help her?The Good Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01249986191289837440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70159626064728563962009-09-15T09:31:10.688-04:002009-09-15T09:31:10.688-04:00That is hilarious.That is hilarious.Serious Replies Onlyhttp://seriousrepliesonly.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-46129047173936466322009-09-15T03:37:48.651-04:002009-09-15T03:37:48.651-04:00I bet her husband can clarify things.I bet her husband can clarify things.ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70984067030746087482009-09-15T03:05:51.170-04:002009-09-15T03:05:51.170-04:00I have and get migraines. I don't take them &...I have and get migraines. I don't take them 'cause I don't want them. <br /><br />But if I told my husband, "I am going down, but I waited for you to get home." The pants would be around his ankles before I know it.Dananoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18825829813262396662009-09-15T00:06:22.328-04:002009-09-15T00:06:22.328-04:00Hilarious!
Thanks for the laugh.
PharmagirlHilarious!<br />Thanks for the laugh.<br />PharmagirlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31822157965792403552009-09-14T23:43:43.045-04:002009-09-14T23:43:43.045-04:00"I've been going down since I was in juni..."I've been going down since I was in junior high."<br /><br />"If my husband turns the lights off, I'll go down sometime tonight."Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48644624832088413462009-09-14T22:51:10.808-04:002009-09-14T22:51:10.808-04:00I am sooo glad that this kind of silly euphemism i...I am sooo glad that this kind of silly euphemism is not confined to Vet Med. One of my fellow vets that asked if, after the spay, her female dog was going to lose her "chocolate chip." Umm, do you mean her vulva? It shows a shocking lack of understanding simple biology on a number of levels.Kate Allisonhttp://spannersound.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43169930371583831402009-09-14T22:22:42.588-04:002009-09-14T22:22:42.588-04:00"I went to see the neurologist because I want..."I went to see the neurologist because I want to get a good head..."The Tuotio Mannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76366735766057783552009-09-14T22:05:52.749-04:002009-09-14T22:05:52.749-04:00LOL!!! That's great!
Here are some more ph...LOL!!! That's great! <br /><br />Here are some more phrases for you (These are true statements):<br /><br />"I have a migraine that's trying to grab me"<br /><br />or,<br /><br />"This migraine is trying to catch me."DispensingPhysicianCPhTnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29245033598411832862009-09-14T21:26:04.507-04:002009-09-14T21:26:04.507-04:00OMG! I am really taking all this to heart and won...OMG! I am really taking all this to heart and wondering if I say or do the crazy shit you see everyday. I do NOT want to end up on a blog like yours... Only thing I can think of was being startled by the activator that my chiropractor pulled out and I blurted out "Well you startled me when you whipped that thing out of your pocket and started poking me with it!" I started laughing and apologized for how that sounded. Thankfully he had a sense of humor too!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18880509438648571392009-09-14T21:03:32.667-04:002009-09-14T21:03:32.667-04:00On top of this (so to speak), she probably frequen...On top of this (so to speak), she probably frequently tells her spouse, "Not tonight, dear; I have a headache."modesty presshttp://modestypress.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-86707981684856028572009-09-14T20:26:30.705-04:002009-09-14T20:26:30.705-04:00Gotta love Freudian Slips. They tell you sooooo mu...Gotta love Freudian Slips. They tell you sooooo much about a person. It's a mighty fun game if you know what to watch for ;-)Lilorfnannienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41888242712652621122009-09-14T20:25:25.693-04:002009-09-14T20:25:25.693-04:00OMG!OMG!Gerthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05377735773222695850noreply@blogger.com