tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post8409476104086348813..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Technology marches onGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15524887262433400372013-05-22T03:52:41.425-04:002013-05-22T03:52:41.425-04:00I think.
Cleverbot is lousy.
I ran some standard T...I think.<br />Cleverbot is lousy.<br />I ran some standard Turing checks and it failed all but one. <br />Knows some Shakespeare but no Yeats.<br />Not multilingual. Not good at maths, surprisingly.<br /><br />Yes, I do know what I am doing, having written several AI textbooks.<br />Ole Phat Stuhttp://www.savory.de/blog.htmnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62552925921409355282013-05-21T20:22:35.020-04:002013-05-21T20:22:35.020-04:00That website is really cool. I loved chatting with...That website is really cool. I loved chatting with the bot.Kimhttp://www.amazon.com/Calcium-Pyruvate-PREMIUM-NUTRASTAR-Increases/dp/B00BICVONQnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-79152209549811658272013-05-21T18:52:02.451-04:002013-05-21T18:52:02.451-04:00I have to thank you for just causing me to waste 1...I have to thank you for just causing me to waste 10 minutes of my life. I went to that site and had a conversation! ACK! In case you're wondering, here is a transcript of what was said: <br /><br />User: Hi Bot.<br /><br />Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.<br /><br />User: What are you?<br /><br />Cleverbot: I'm a human.<br /><br />User: Really? What's your name?<br /><br />Cleverbot: I'm Epimetheus.<br /><br />User: How is Prometheus?<br /><br />Cleverbot: Pluto's purty gud.<br /><br />User: How are Zeus and Pandora?<br /><br />Cleverbot: Our parents.<br /><br />User: I said 'how' are they?<br /><br />Cleverbot: No you didn't.<br /><br />User: Yes I did. Want me to copy and paste?<br /><br />Cleverbot: Yes.<br /><br />User: How are Zeus and Pandora?<br /><br />Cleverbot: I am good.<br /><br />User: Ok then. Look, I'm here in search of Oreos for Dr. Grumpy. Do you have any?<br /><br />Cleverbot: Thank you!<br /><br />User: You're welcome. Where are the Oreos?<br /><br />Cleverbot: I would have to listen to a bunch of Pink Floyd to tell you the song.<br /><br />User: I am pretty sure Pink Floyd doesn't have any songs involving Oreos, although I do think people get the munchies at their concerts.<br /><br />Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you were.<br /><br />User: I was what? Having the munchies at a Pink Floyd concert?<br /><br />Cleverbot: That makes sense, I shouldve though more.<br /><br />User: This is pretty damn stupid.<br /><br />Cleverbot: Yes it is. Are you going to take the Turing test eventually?<br /><br />User: No.<br /><br />Cleverbot: Good.<br /><br />User: Also, wie auch immer, wo sind die Kekse?<br /><br />Cleverbot: Umm... Sure?<br /><br />User: Du bist ein Bot, sollten Sie in der Lage sein, dies zu übersetzen.<br /><br />Cleverbot: Nein, du bist ein Bot.<br /><br />User: No, I am not a bot.<br /><br />Cleverbot: What are you?<br /><br />User: I'm going back to German...also gibt.<br /><br />Cleverbot: Where or When?<br /><br />User: Das ist wirklich dumm.<br /><br />Cleverbot: Die Wahrheit, gib wir werden über die Autos reden.<br /><br />User: You want to talk about cars? In German or English?<br /><br />Cleverbot: What? What are you talking about?<br /><br />User: I believe I've wasted enough time on this today. Goodbye, Cleverbot.<br /><br />Cleverbot: Do you know who I am talking about.<br /><br />User: Yeah, a car. Now goodnight!<br /><br />Cleverbot: Goodnight, Amy.<br /><br />User: Amy? Ok.<br /><br />Cleverbot: Amy who?<br /><br />User: GOODNIGHT! Why do I keep typing to a damn bot?!<br /><br />Cleverbot: Because that's your job.<br /><br />User: OkOk...goodnight cleverbot.<br /><br />Cleverbot: Goodnight, bot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41177805475031176242013-05-21T17:23:22.981-04:002013-05-21T17:23:22.981-04:00Alas, I do not "get" any of this. You ar...Alas, I do not "get" any of this. You are all so knowledgable and can think historically of the primordial ooze of first computers. I just got my first cell phone less than two years ago. Yes, it's a clam shell with texting blocked. <br /><br />Sigh, left in the dust. Perhaps I will join Thoreau at Walden, I get that. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85112966194133074802013-05-21T16:20:49.915-04:002013-05-21T16:20:49.915-04:00TRS-80 with 4K RAM running Eliza. I was amazed. No...TRS-80 with 4K RAM running Eliza. I was amazed. Now we scoff at Cleverbot running on a machine we access on a world wide network. It's been a great ride!Rantmaster Richhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07552203377701621507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-22968399478364842742013-05-21T14:09:59.293-04:002013-05-21T14:09:59.293-04:00The first computer I used was a time-share into a ...The first computer I used was a time-share into a DEC Tops-10 shared by my high school and 5 others. We used DECWriter terminals (non-video printing terminal) with 300 baud acoustic coupler modems, that were attached to rotary phone lines. Woe be it if you got a busy signal and had to dial again, and again, and again.<br /><br />Ahh, those were the days.<br /><br />The first home computer I had was a Leading Edge 8088 with two floppy drives. I loved it. My sister named it "Moles."<br /><br />Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45878775296927532642013-05-21T12:43:51.223-04:002013-05-21T12:43:51.223-04:00Eliza?
Why are you so nega-tive?
Eliza?<br />Why are you so nega-tive?<br />Cassandranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-89268735329248493402013-05-21T09:51:00.824-04:002013-05-21T09:51:00.824-04:00I had the TRS as well. Also learned BASIC on a ter...I had the TRS as well. Also learned BASIC on a terminal connected to mainframe a few miles away at a high school in Omaha while in junior high. We were all impressed w/ ourselves.<br /><br />Hooked up a PONG game to the B&W TV in my parents room. Dad was not that impressed, but did mutter about computers taking over.<br /><br />Flash forward a few years and in college hunting the WUMPUS and using punch cards on a VAX. <br /><br />Now we have Mac-Wintel wars. Have we advanced? I think not. Still arguing over whose club is bigger.<br /><br />BTW, Grumpy, Oreos taste good w/ Diet Coke. Chocolate, sugar and caffeine!Ms. Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945753071493117365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37430691889651479352013-05-21T09:50:54.616-04:002013-05-21T09:50:54.616-04:00Just great! Cleverbot's got the munchies and l...Just great! Cleverbot's got the munchies and laughs inanely at every little thing!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-51886318282970025082013-05-21T09:36:48.778-04:002013-05-21T09:36:48.778-04:00Heathkit/Zenith H-100, built from a kit. TWO flopp...Heathkit/Zenith H-100, built from a kit. TWO floppy drives and the 8088 processor. Blazing fast - nothing could catch her.Officer Cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193271958353271282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7816149695973770842013-05-21T08:42:45.900-04:002013-05-21T08:42:45.900-04:00Have you seen the short film written with assistan...Have you seen the short film written with assistance from Cleverbot? It's only three and a half minutes long; you might enjoy it. The actors are exceptional, given the script:<br /><br />http://youtu.be/QkNA7sy5M5sLedgemhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18377590491274142328noreply@blogger.com