tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post7970624630576122913..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Say WHAT?Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26086808741192608872010-01-21T10:50:58.562-05:002010-01-21T10:50:58.562-05:00Now I know why people rely on Craigslist's for...Now I know why people rely on Craigslist's forums for a diagnosis.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-9196618264261801292009-11-19T02:02:13.524-05:002009-11-19T02:02:13.524-05:00Guarantee the doc or the transcriptionist is a sto...Guarantee the doc or the transcriptionist is a stoner. Either or.<br />It sounded good at the time, man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-51278839546006138112009-11-16T12:20:40.318-05:002009-11-16T12:20:40.318-05:00Doris: That was awesome!
Thanks Doc Grumpy.Doris: That was awesome!<br /><br />Thanks Doc Grumpy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-23439394822846560372009-11-15T22:49:02.025-05:002009-11-15T22:49:02.025-05:00Is the patient the one who's confused or the d...Is the patient the one who's confused or the doctor?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77008669420818771422009-11-15T17:58:03.844-05:002009-11-15T17:58:03.844-05:00Grumpy, you should call in some Aricept for this g...Grumpy, you should call in some Aricept for this guy. I don't think he'd be able to manage to write the script himself.Doctor Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15967600225173640437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87987711150971685442009-11-15T07:23:26.499-05:002009-11-15T07:23:26.499-05:00Make sure there is a multidisciplinary meeting to ...Make sure there is a multidisciplinary meeting to discuss the biopsychosociospiritual aspects of this complex and multifactorial case.Dragonflyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12759938692575603663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-91124165216197555562009-11-14T22:01:44.597-05:002009-11-14T22:01:44.597-05:00LOL Doris & Derownsh
CYA at its best.LOL Doris & Derownsh<br /><br />CYA at its best.jnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14891510263513340452009-11-14T21:46:43.454-05:002009-11-14T21:46:43.454-05:00Coming from working previously as a medical secret...Coming from working previously as a medical secretary, I would HATE to have to transcribe his dictation. Whoever does can not be getting paid enough. YIKES!!!!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03583398503880321727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70895175995194638002009-11-14T11:46:29.747-05:002009-11-14T11:46:29.747-05:00read between the lines. it means the patient is cr...read between the lines. it means the patient is crazy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40775855385208227582009-11-14T02:03:56.323-05:002009-11-14T02:03:56.323-05:00I think it's the doctor who has a poor prognos...I think it's the doctor who has a poor prognosis.SumDoodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19078817294205864852009-11-14T00:33:28.472-05:002009-11-14T00:33:28.472-05:00what's the main factor in the patients prognos...what's the main factor in the patients prognosis?Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11847716951917412035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37074878591787623182009-11-13T23:54:23.048-05:002009-11-13T23:54:23.048-05:00In Georgia I had an attending (who used to round i...In Georgia I had an attending (who used to round in overalls) who had a famous quote on rounds:<br /><br />"What in the hell did you just say?"<br /><br />I can hear him in my mind reading this consult note.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47373734767227020072009-11-13T22:48:22.255-05:002009-11-13T22:48:22.255-05:00Brain go splody!Brain go splody!tottergirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16459137011754217122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-725758634154090742009-11-13T22:27:01.211-05:002009-11-13T22:27:01.211-05:00It sounds like this patient has a poor prognosis.....It sounds like this patient has a poor prognosis...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26049109113118997192009-11-13T21:32:45.887-05:002009-11-13T21:32:45.887-05:00I think we're being too hard on the guy. All ...I think we're being too hard on the guy. All he's trying to say is, "patient needs a good poop."Frantic Pharmacisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15804872250102867314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7619303149378746862009-11-13T21:21:01.755-05:002009-11-13T21:21:01.755-05:00I feel for the person who had to listen to this cr...I feel for the person who had to listen to this crap dictation!The Lonely Midwifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00101001652507378048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55253633809612690002009-11-13T20:45:02.606-05:002009-11-13T20:45:02.606-05:00LOL!LOL!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-63541207333346154772009-11-13T20:44:12.630-05:002009-11-13T20:44:12.630-05:00I almost wonder if he tried Law or business school...I almost wonder if he tried Law or business school before he became a doctorQexnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64008549067872881582009-11-13T20:43:38.422-05:002009-11-13T20:43:38.422-05:00He has OCD, and has to use the word "multifac...He has OCD, and has to use the word "multifactorial" nine times in each patient assessment, or else he has to go back and rewrite it?webhillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05938934194973454729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7556208664202568752009-11-13T20:23:44.462-05:002009-11-13T20:23:44.462-05:00I would refuse to believe that this was dictated/w...I would refuse to believe that this was dictated/written by an actual physician, except that you're the one telling us about it.<br /><br />Re: Doris' interpretation-- I'd much rather read the cussing. It's more straightforward!Pharmer Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17335206358328056540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72777049606853534972009-11-13T19:59:55.826-05:002009-11-13T19:59:55.826-05:00I would give this person a wide berth in the hallw...I would give this person a wide berth in the hallways....Susannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-58171800828870124092009-11-13T18:41:31.065-05:002009-11-13T18:41:31.065-05:00Sounds like a psychiatrists dictation. I did not t...Sounds like a psychiatrists dictation. I did not think anyone read their notes besides themselves.cynicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29967027051993706582009-11-13T17:20:35.450-05:002009-11-13T17:20:35.450-05:00Hang on... the difference between multifactorial a...Hang on... the difference between multifactorial and polyfactorial is.... a few letters of the alphabet??!<br /><br />I guess that he may have thought perhaps that multifactorial had been used a tad too much so put another word in there from the Idiot's Guide to Thesaurus' lol.ausduckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14652949172620096113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-9943699627038351842009-11-13T17:09:04.495-05:002009-11-13T17:09:04.495-05:00HuH??? Clear as mud--stumbling verbage personifie...HuH??? Clear as mud--stumbling verbage personified!<br /> CPAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65235849772748027102009-11-13T16:24:48.503-05:002009-11-13T16:24:48.503-05:00I think it was a game to see how many times he cou...I think it was a game to see how many times he could (she) use the word multifactorial in one day. Must've been the word of the day...Funnyrunnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06871547075275345029noreply@blogger.com