tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post7945432892611574445..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Summer vacation, day 11Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76071136980928343552015-10-06T21:43:39.606-04:002015-10-06T21:43:39.606-04:00A dear moose, a mere deuce, a moose with a mousse,...A dear moose, a mere deuce, a moose with a mousse, and the plural are meese. Did you find any chocolate moose (like ducks or rabbits?). Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43937034988218159932015-10-05T20:37:20.520-04:002015-10-05T20:37:20.520-04:00A moose are the largest species of the deer family...A moose are the largest species of the deer family. A moose has always been a deer.Ivan Ilyichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03188429891387548730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33207013306232355312015-10-05T19:14:49.035-04:002015-10-05T19:14:49.035-04:00You're all insane. I was never a deer. A true ...You're all insane. I was never a deer. A true Moose is born a Moose. And if you don't believe me, you can eat my antlers!Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84484085974561505802015-10-05T18:28:35.575-04:002015-10-05T18:28:35.575-04:00There are heaters for plates so I wouldn't be ...There are heaters for plates so I wouldn't be surprised to have heaters for cups. Some people don't like the way their food or beevrage cools down when served in or on a cold recepticle.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14972417373366503132015-10-05T16:41:50.747-04:002015-10-05T16:41:50.747-04:00One question regarding the beverage cards on cruis...One question regarding the beverage cards on cruise ship: are coffee free or do you need a card for that as well? I don't drink alcohol, and really don't touch soda. But I do drink quite a bit of coffee. BigFirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08691686124373392635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14823114682579125952015-10-05T15:48:48.599-04:002015-10-05T15:48:48.599-04:00Perhaps it's a remote-controlled heat infuser ...Perhaps it's a remote-controlled heat infuser built into the cups especially to outfit Alaskan cruise ship? Bake-lite? Did they look special? I mean, if a coffee cup 'clangs' there's obviously some metal in it somewhere? A solid, clunkkk, I could understand as pure earthenware. I once was in an Army-Navy surplus store looking over the bayonets and canvas-wrapped aluminum canteens, and came across a whole slough of white ceramic mess mugs. Heavy, thick and thought they might work just as well for putting someone out as anything. A serious thudddd, and out like a light. Some were even chipped.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52111606574722541492015-10-05T13:49:21.812-04:002015-10-05T13:49:21.812-04:00In answer to dog turd hat man, to become a Moose:
...In answer to dog turd hat man, to become a Moose:<br /><br />You must be at least 21 years old and profess belief in a Supreme Being, though you don’t need to be a member of an established religion. You cannot be a member of a terrorist organization or a recognized subversive group. Nor can you be a felon or sex offender. You cannot join if you have been expelled from another Moose lodge. Return the filled-out application to your sponsor with a check for part of the dues. The sponsor gives it to the application review committee. If approved, your application is then voted upon by the lodge members at a regular meeting<br /><br />It doesn't say anything about being human, so at 21, the deer could try to become a moose.a.generic dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06162096557026780038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41077364743749356512015-10-05T12:13:03.322-04:002015-10-05T12:13:03.322-04:00Well??? How old IS a deer when it becomes a moose...Well??? How old IS a deer when it becomes a moose?<br /><br />As a moose aficionado who has devoted countless hours (and dollars) to collecting every moose knicknack, salt shaker, and toilet paper ever created, I am horrified that someone would think all antler-ed animals are the same.<br /><br />Should have told him that deer become moose when the turd on his hat starts to stink.<br /><br />And tell the truth...He probably asked "When do deers become mooses?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-68000121546142067632015-10-05T11:04:16.369-04:002015-10-05T11:04:16.369-04:00What a horrible crime against Glenlivet.What a horrible crime against Glenlivet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52481042271214588962015-10-05T11:02:58.286-04:002015-10-05T11:02:58.286-04:00The best part about the breakfast drinks is that y...The best part about the breakfast drinks is that you can order them by going into your bathroom, turning out the lights, looking into the mirror, and saying the name of the drink three times.Whelk Lad!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8406711384290993002015-10-05T07:02:17.343-04:002015-10-05T07:02:17.343-04:00Okay, so in real life, my name is Mary. I'm lo...Okay, so in real life, my name is Mary. I'm loving the list of "breakfast Marys." So much inspiration for my Halloween costume this year--I could be Bloody Mary, Highland Mary, Dirty Mary. <br /><br />And the temptation to dress like Tequila Mary and go to work that way is hard to resist. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07094804263778480939noreply@blogger.com