tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post794363008415121765..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Confused, possibly hallucinating. Not incontinent yet.Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-63891684307373431252010-05-14T02:04:59.384-04:002010-05-14T02:04:59.384-04:00like when Fudruckers asked my hubby how he wanted ...like when Fudruckers asked my hubby how he wanted his burger cooked and he said "Ummm....somewhere between rare and well done."TiredRPhhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13294796830418609134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-12769359156708112852010-05-13T19:08:23.662-04:002010-05-13T19:08:23.662-04:00Well, you are either going to get better and be fi...Well, you are either going to get better and be fine, or get worse and die. See you in 6 months I hope!ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37444468744829281682010-05-13T18:10:30.070-04:002010-05-13T18:10:30.070-04:00Back in med school days, a cousin was feeling ill ...Back in med school days, a cousin was feeling ill at a family event. I told her that one of two things would happen, "Eventually, you'll get better, or you'll die."<br /><br />Much later, she told me she had become much more ill for the next month or two and that my statement that one way or the other, she wouldn't stay as bad as she was helped her get through the illness.a.generic dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06162096557026780038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76631237560555134892010-05-13T08:25:54.889-04:002010-05-13T08:25:54.889-04:00I just sent this to a friend of mine who is in her...I just sent this to a friend of mine who is in her 3rd year at medical school, to let her know that a specialty in neurology and several years of practice don't prevent these moments. She'll feel better for it. She feels like this ALL THE TIME right now.Siobhanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07259806500588402830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-92096669548721210422010-05-12T22:03:07.512-04:002010-05-12T22:03:07.512-04:00Were you low on your diet coke intake that day?Were you low on your diet coke intake that day?Sue Denyhmhttp://pandemoniumabounds.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31393467772249365402010-05-12T20:52:20.362-04:002010-05-12T20:52:20.362-04:00What were you TRYING to say? How did you manage to...What were you TRYING to say? How did you manage to rephrase it?Allegranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-60196211358551991202010-05-12T20:18:00.385-04:002010-05-12T20:18:00.385-04:00OMG! You ARE human, Dr. Grumpy! :)OMG! You ARE human, Dr. Grumpy! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27719885789097034162010-05-12T18:54:00.326-04:002010-05-12T18:54:00.326-04:00More than once I have caught myself saying the eng...More than once I have caught myself saying the engineering equivalent:<br /><br />"Well it's either the hardware, the software or user error."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75287126925179724692010-05-12T18:13:24.834-04:002010-05-12T18:13:24.834-04:00JoAnna- I was just getting ready to say that :DJoAnna- I was just getting ready to say that :DDanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14802527663713452757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-58337288358757894912010-05-12T16:43:17.463-04:002010-05-12T16:43:17.463-04:00And somewhere, a guy is writing a blog post that b...And somewhere, a guy is writing a blog post that begins, "I visited my neurologist today...."JoAnna Wahlundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09942928659520676271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-16630796479252524252010-05-12T15:58:43.543-04:002010-05-12T15:58:43.543-04:00That patient is awesome. I hope you didn't ch...That patient is awesome. I hope you didn't charge for that visit. <br /><br />Just kidding.OMDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937425894428802591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1642035476290495622010-05-12T15:51:49.178-04:002010-05-12T15:51:49.178-04:00a patient what went grumpy on dr grumpy himself wo...a patient what went grumpy on dr grumpy himself wow!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48166369202497374192010-05-12T15:43:20.054-04:002010-05-12T15:43:20.054-04:00You are a doctor aren't you?
Didn't you ...You are a doctor aren't you? <br /><br />Didn't you get a crystal ball with your medical degree?Albinoblackbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15222730484450544498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-679217575266996892010-05-12T15:31:04.089-04:002010-05-12T15:31:04.089-04:00Finally! A patient who knows what he is talking ab...Finally! A patient who knows what he is talking about.. pay attention doctor.The Good Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01249986191289837440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76360921455605972192010-05-12T14:13:18.661-04:002010-05-12T14:13:18.661-04:00Logically, there is another possibility: that the ...Logically, there is another possibility: that the condition could have changed somehow, but in a way that was qualitatively no better or worse than its original state. So at least you ruled this out.Li'l Azathothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69278406786234079382010-05-12T14:10:07.708-04:002010-05-12T14:10:07.708-04:00So how hard did Mrs.Grumpy hit you after she read ...So how hard did Mrs.Grumpy hit you after she read the Mother's Day is Over post?TNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07063618148445326714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-58514232637073478732010-05-12T14:01:45.455-04:002010-05-12T14:01:45.455-04:00Dang...that's some wicked prognostication! Per...Dang...that's some wicked prognostication! Perhaps it's time to consult the Magic 8 Ball! LOLGennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-2238018359134898982010-05-12T13:54:40.890-04:002010-05-12T13:54:40.890-04:00I think someone needs to commission some research ...I think someone needs to commission some research into this - can I suggest that there may be a new, super-virulent infection going around - bacterius stupidius. <br /><br />I am almost positive that many of your patients have been afflicted (100% positive in the case of the the penis guy). I see some warning signs and recommend that you follow a strict hygiene regime in order to prevent infection occurring. <br /><br />From experience two asprin and some bedrest may help, and failing that, you may find some relief in reading War and Peace, assuming that is, that it is not too late.<br /><br />You're welcome - free of charge.Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01242626027392899447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-89555970782289987462010-05-12T13:53:39.864-04:002010-05-12T13:53:39.864-04:00They're rubbing off on you. Quick take a vaca...They're rubbing off on you. Quick take a vacation before your brain is completely sucked.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10120774715331922926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-22449396229551777202010-05-12T13:53:39.865-04:002010-05-12T13:53:39.865-04:00Now THIS patient, you've got to love! Maybe y...Now THIS patient, you've got to love! Maybe you could keep him around, for when your other patients say idotic things. He could say what you want to, but can't!Karen Wnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48026735151719598892010-05-12T13:50:49.227-04:002010-05-12T13:50:49.227-04:00I love that he told you that it sounded stupid. Im...I love that he told you that it sounded stupid. Imagine the patient that would have said, "Okay."Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01542230897888388433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81238440370487152412010-05-12T13:40:48.812-04:002010-05-12T13:40:48.812-04:00Awesome.Awesome.Helenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07842890893365738906noreply@blogger.com