tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post7912860957041381044..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Patient quote of the dayGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70975240699257345452013-05-11T23:05:12.028-04:002013-05-11T23:05:12.028-04:00how about woman-made hemoglobin, or dog-made hemog...how about woman-made hemoglobin, or dog-made hemoglobin? if he picks out some road kill, we can get him some other kind...would he like that better? Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11823118794294237278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-59313463910106166182013-05-05T18:38:03.435-04:002013-05-05T18:38:03.435-04:00I sent this to my retired-toxicologist mom, who wa...I sent this to my retired-toxicologist mom, who was mightily amused, and who explained "eosinophil." (I'd gotten as far as thinking there must be some back-story involving eosin; I assumed that "eosinophil" was Dr. Grumpy wordplay. Not.)Michelle Dulak Thomsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18041391162535875301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-63020340979595388792013-05-05T14:09:25.922-04:002013-05-05T14:09:25.922-04:00One weeps...
I once had a patient tell me he was ...One weeps...<br /><br />I once had a patient tell me he was allergic to Epinephrine.<br /><br />Me: What happens if you are given Epi?<br /><br />Mr. Tach: It makes my heart race.<br /><br />It was all I could do to keep a straight face.<br />bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50586090741732648902013-05-04T19:27:45.275-04:002013-05-04T19:27:45.275-04:00He didn't mention hydrogen hydroxide, sometime...He didn't mention hydrogen hydroxide, sometimes erroneously referred to as dihydrogen monoxide. That stuff has killed people! Stay away!!!Alleycatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64320711855331980712013-05-04T11:25:00.300-04:002013-05-04T11:25:00.300-04:00Nice one!
I also like people who claim to be aller...Nice one!<br />I also like people who claim to be allergic to prednisone!<br /><br />Hemoglobin allergy is kind of real though...look up gardner-diamond syndrome...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76787072023501397922013-05-04T06:14:39.923-04:002013-05-04T06:14:39.923-04:00Technically, hemoglobin is man made on the inside,...Technically, hemoglobin is man made on the inside, that is. (Yeah, I know: I'm a smart-ass)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-23176120443650769802013-05-04T04:07:51.826-04:002013-05-04T04:07:51.826-04:00This word(s). I do not think it means what you thi...This word(s). I do not think it means what you think it means.Malnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29585455685191884322013-05-04T00:16:52.939-04:002013-05-04T00:16:52.939-04:00"So can I have some Percocet?""So can I have some Percocet?"Whelk Lad!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45803152760290444692013-05-03T22:20:41.577-04:002013-05-03T22:20:41.577-04:00She's a medical miracle!!!She's a medical miracle!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57775147634723851602013-05-03T21:28:50.153-04:002013-05-03T21:28:50.153-04:00Herniated my last brain cell trying to imagine how...Herniated my last brain cell trying to imagine how an allergy to hgb might manifest.<br />Methinks there's an allergy to psychiatrists on that list, somewhere.rapnzl rnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84652994143009201792013-05-03T18:04:29.232-04:002013-05-03T18:04:29.232-04:00"I'm allergic to sanity""I'm allergic to sanity"Loren Pechtelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08348494458707790769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48789567382451904362013-05-03T17:30:56.710-04:002013-05-03T17:30:56.710-04:00It's not man-made. It's artisanal oxygen.It's not man-made. It's artisanal oxygen.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81689799874524560742013-05-03T17:29:00.786-04:002013-05-03T17:29:00.786-04:00Yes! that man-made oxygen is always triggering my ...Yes! that man-made oxygen is always triggering my asthma.Charlesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55411257412909964482013-05-03T12:46:46.595-04:002013-05-03T12:46:46.595-04:00Poor man is alive, how much can one suffer?Poor man is alive, how much can one suffer?Affanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09027799757548047417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-46334905385898889202013-05-03T12:15:01.062-04:002013-05-03T12:15:01.062-04:00Tell him I can supply him with some plant derived ...Tell him I can supply him with some plant derived oxygen for a price. Guaranteed never touched by human hands.ndenunzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05023879475347518171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5020955100051174682013-05-03T11:41:42.758-04:002013-05-03T11:41:42.758-04:00I think that people list things as allergies, beca...I think that people list things as allergies, because they didn't like the side effects of receiving it in the past.<br /><br />I know a couple people who didn't like the nasal cannulas and how O2 dried out their nose, so they started claiming an Oxygen allergyDonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01287039093284613915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56614266372874114292013-05-03T11:14:25.853-04:002013-05-03T11:14:25.853-04:00Oxygen allergy leaves me breathless.
Take some Cl...Oxygen allergy leaves me breathless.<br /><br />Take some Claritin and call me in the morning.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39797375174846405142013-05-03T09:57:30.515-04:002013-05-03T09:57:30.515-04:00Which explains why people buy the crap they do jus...Which explains why people buy the crap they do just because it has the "all natural" label. Hemlock is all natural... I ain't eatin' it.staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08872800621811343464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69478091146102269692013-05-03T09:29:49.648-04:002013-05-03T09:29:49.648-04:00Dear Mr Eosinophil, since neurologists contain a l...Dear Mr Eosinophil, since neurologists contain a lot of proteins, hemoglobin, oxygen,glucose and even nitrates, not to mention all the magnesium, calcium, phosphorous, iron, zinc and a lot of others, it would be better for your health if you avoided Dr Grumpy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-66631158233049964042013-05-03T09:06:22.807-04:002013-05-03T09:06:22.807-04:00lol! haemoglobin allergy ... I can't even brea...lol! haemoglobin allergy ... I can't even breathe I'm laughing so hard!Auntie Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07993035345880947466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19944090381064374922013-05-03T09:01:41.571-04:002013-05-03T09:01:41.571-04:00This is one of the ones that makes me hope you jus...This is one of the ones that makes me hope you just made it up.Bobbinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26120856662621710922013-05-03T08:14:27.942-04:002013-05-03T08:14:27.942-04:00No answer to that ;)No answer to that ;)jimbo26https://www.blogger.com/profile/02240878442136195921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57470031065365695292013-05-03T07:42:11.445-04:002013-05-03T07:42:11.445-04:00wow oxygen, glucose, proteins and hemoglobin aller...wow oxygen, glucose, proteins and hemoglobin allergies? Do you ever ask how they are walking around? Forget, of course, they are not man made chemicals. Does he just eat pure fat?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4660758767173611572013-05-03T07:34:12.667-04:002013-05-03T07:34:12.667-04:00Hmm, I wonder if he has gone through sensitization...Hmm, I wonder if he has gone through sensitization or not to be able to survive with such extensive allergies to life....Justinnoreply@blogger.com