tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post7829871922909633509..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Mrs. Grumpy is going to kill meGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70178498227906014312009-12-17T10:13:39.907-05:002009-12-17T10:13:39.907-05:00OK, maybe no intercourse, but perhaps "relati...OK, maybe no intercourse, but perhaps "relations"?ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56475115242216110592009-12-17T02:23:18.448-05:002009-12-17T02:23:18.448-05:00HAD to be an off-shore call center. I'm going...HAD to be an off-shore call center. I'm going with India.Steph Rxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4954514743782901022009-12-17T01:41:17.752-05:002009-12-17T01:41:17.752-05:00I was literally laughing out loud while reading th...I was literally laughing out loud while reading this post! Not the nice, lady like laughter but a huge belly laugh and now I'm giggling profusely! Hilarious!Mahahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04860979377398925052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84697248731542385922009-12-17T00:04:17.192-05:002009-12-17T00:04:17.192-05:00This is your latest classic Dr Grumpy. I read thi...This is your latest classic Dr Grumpy. I read this on my Crackberry at lunch and I couldn't stop laughing. I just read it out loud to Mr. Lipstick and it is even funnier out loud!Lipstickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04346441046070223404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-42891003127227732532009-12-16T23:51:59.942-05:002009-12-16T23:51:59.942-05:00You're the best, Dr. Grumpy! ;-)You're the best, Dr. Grumpy! ;-)student dr. blazehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17307156914515136574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11271820737562771272009-12-16T21:24:40.272-05:002009-12-16T21:24:40.272-05:00@ KateAllison:
A couple of years ago, our indepen...@ KateAllison:<br /><br />A couple of years ago, our independent pharmacy absorbed the files and employees of a small chain down the street that closed abruptly. One of their more prominent customers was an 80-ish gentleman named "Dick." And he only will deal with the pharmacist and tech (both female) that used to work at the chain. So, when he calls, he says "tell Barb that her Dick is on the phone" or "tell Colleen that her Dick needs her" without ANY idea of what it sounds like he's really saying. <br /><br />I wish we had caller ID so I could make sure I don't have a mouthful of Sour Patch Kids when he calls...Phi Delta Chi's finestnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1410592130697900872009-12-16T21:21:53.470-05:002009-12-16T21:21:53.470-05:00Very, very funny. Especially the Hugh Hefner/silk...Very, very funny. Especially the Hugh Hefner/silk robe reference:<br /><br />"Do any of your staff members also have intercourse with drug reps?"<br /><br />My inner voice: Oh yeah, we have a non-stop orgy here. Nowadays I just wear a silk robe to work.<br /><br />Too funny. <br /><br />Thank you for the laugh.Alannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-54098966823763174132009-12-16T21:17:47.767-05:002009-12-16T21:17:47.767-05:00I have been reading your posts for quite a while a...I have been reading your posts for quite a while and I've NEVER been compelled to comment -- until now.<br /><br />This is the funniest thing a human has every written -- right up there with the now-defunct firejoemorgan(dot)(com).<br /><br />Unreal, Doc. Unreal.Phi Delta Chi's finestnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41954573559804902392009-12-16T20:58:56.316-05:002009-12-16T20:58:56.316-05:00"Nowadays I just wear a silk robe to work.&qu...<i>"Nowadays I just wear a silk robe to work."</i><br /><br />That's way better than those flimsy hospital gowns that only open in the back.<br />Unless...<br /><br />:)Jannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28600728737427897932009-12-16T19:40:18.645-05:002009-12-16T19:40:18.645-05:00You really should have told her what the deal is w...You really should have told her what the deal is with that word. Then again, why deprive the next doctor of a few laughs?Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55965917865303674872009-12-16T17:59:25.568-05:002009-12-16T17:59:25.568-05:00My frontal lobe's not working so well, so I...My frontal lobe's not working so well, so I'm impressed that you were able to keep the snark to a minimum.ER's Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03203520439121823165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-16273543287347703212009-12-16T17:48:29.007-05:002009-12-16T17:48:29.007-05:00Suddenly I am picturing doctors walking around my ...Suddenly I am picturing doctors walking around my hospital dressed in Hugh Heffner-esque robes, heading off to have intercourse with their patients. And my sick mind keeps saying "The economy has fallen apart so bad, that doctors have resorted to intercourse for payment."Frankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05741235052315442520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24828622467197666312009-12-16T15:53:04.669-05:002009-12-16T15:53:04.669-05:00Long time reader, first time commenter: I love rea...Long time reader, first time commenter: I love reading your blog. This was the funniest post yet.Carmellahttp://www.mbaforhire.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81490740916634496852009-12-16T15:01:31.479-05:002009-12-16T15:01:31.479-05:00You definitely need a "Spew Alert" on po...You definitely need a "Spew Alert" on posts like this! Too funny!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03401676858726166172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-89879665094092895612009-12-16T14:02:27.399-05:002009-12-16T14:02:27.399-05:00Dr. G I think that is one of the funniest posts of...Dr. G I think that is one of the funniest posts of yours that I have ever read. Don't get me wrong, they are all funny but this one is at the top the list! I have to stop reading your blog while drinking my coffee in the moring, I always end up choking or making a mess on my computer screen!<br /><br />Thank you so much for this blog, it is truly a bright spot in my day!Mary Knoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4386444426337744702009-12-16T14:02:20.944-05:002009-12-16T14:02:20.944-05:00I'm late catching up with your blog today.
Th...I'm late catching up with your blog today.<br /><br />This is awesome.Helenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07842890893365738906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-46883937060855328952009-12-16T14:00:10.261-05:002009-12-16T14:00:10.261-05:00Yep, she's gonna kill you!Yep, she's gonna kill you!Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14756045431717118627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-73820803365531015092009-12-16T13:47:58.638-05:002009-12-16T13:47:58.638-05:00that's quite a lot of "intercourse" ...that's quite a lot of "intercourse" you're having over there....<br /><br />I had "intercourse" with two ups men, one divorce client, three attorneys, one office girl and the guy in the drive-thru line at wendy's....<br /><br />it's been a busy day thus far, but I'm highly looking forward to the rest of my afternoon, so many people...so little time.<br /><br />How on earth did you manage to not just ASK this woman, "are you asking me if I have sex with drug reps?" I wouldn't of been able to do it, I'd of never made it through the whole interview....<br /><br />my favorite:<br />Following intercourse, did the rep provide you with medication samples?"<br /><br />My inner voice: No, but we shared a cigarette.<br /><br />great post Dr. G.<br /><br />~hl~<br />{www.hoscorners.blogspot.com}HeatherLynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09381169621382952337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-61256240808804400092009-12-16T13:30:11.845-05:002009-12-16T13:30:11.845-05:00D.- I know. Fortunately for me, we evolved frontal...D.- I know. Fortunately for me, we evolved frontal lobes to help keep him quiet.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18155175098380502072009-12-16T13:28:31.455-05:002009-12-16T13:28:31.455-05:00Your Inner Voice is a Bad Man.Your Inner Voice is a Bad Man.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01347115855111060618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8988130416178099032009-12-16T12:40:12.711-05:002009-12-16T12:40:12.711-05:00Doctors ALWAYS get all the good action.
Well, doc...Doctors ALWAYS get all the good action.<br /><br />Well, doctors and Tiger Woods.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-59831075973670357842009-12-16T11:58:51.652-05:002009-12-16T11:58:51.652-05:00OMG, that is a really funny post. And I'm gla...OMG, that is a really funny post. And I'm glad you take your intercourse with patients seriously. Unfortunately, my next "medical intercourse" scheduled is a mammogram. Not the most fun type of intercourse.Barbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02312207507936646771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62903737833457273192009-12-16T11:16:23.752-05:002009-12-16T11:16:23.752-05:00So.. if you get paid for these 'intercourses&#...So.. if you get paid for these 'intercourses' does that make you a prostitute? Hmm...<br /><br />Very funny post, made me laugh which is what I needed before my pharmaceutics test. Thank you, Dr. Grumpy!<br /><br />-FlaviusFlaviusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26900589918600897242009-12-16T10:21:53.393-05:002009-12-16T10:21:53.393-05:00Christy- I have no idea. They always say the inter...Christy- I have no idea. They always say the interview is being recorded. I assume someone out there is peeing their pants listening to it right now.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45319560522168473632009-12-16T10:21:34.854-05:002009-12-16T10:21:34.854-05:00This reminds me of something funny. The original ...This reminds me of something funny. The original definition of ejaculate was "spontaneous prayers" to god. Ironic in so many ways. Words change meanings over time, and in some cases very short time. How many people are there named Dick? Anyone under the age of 50?KateAllisonhttp://charlesallison.orgnoreply@blogger.com