tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post7528362995736064825..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Commodity tradingGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43327040517067557552014-03-19T18:11:41.857-04:002014-03-19T18:11:41.857-04:00Sad part is, this is a true story. I still live i...Sad part is, this is a true story. I still live in FL and this kind of craziness happens all too often. I have theorized it is caused by the oppressive summer heat that has addled so many people's brains.<br /><br />... or maybe it's just that Florida attracts the dregs of society. If anyone can come up with a better explanation I'd love to hear it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39378673267190401782013-12-22T01:28:49.013-05:002013-12-22T01:28:49.013-05:00I used to live in Florida. I think the economic c...I used to live in Florida. I think the economic collapse that followed the housing bubble bursting, the boredom that comes with unemployment, and the ready availability of drugs have lead to a state that spends more time high than sober.<br /><br />I wouldn't move back there unless someone offered me enough money to retire somewhere saner by 40.Catonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31375221625850045402013-12-21T02:05:19.887-05:002013-12-21T02:05:19.887-05:00It was the first time in her career when the offic...It was the first time in her career when the officer uttered the words, "Put the 'gator down!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-49620477931654104692013-12-20T22:58:25.604-05:002013-12-20T22:58:25.604-05:00That sounds like something that'd happen in Da...That sounds like something that'd happen in Darwin Australia, we have a special breed of people up there, it'd be a salt water croc though.pfongknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29329051286325591212013-12-20T10:01:36.419-05:002013-12-20T10:01:36.419-05:00No lie, this story brought me back to those thrill...No lie, this story brought me back to those thrilling days of yesteryear, when we would actually drink this stuff:<br /><br />http://beeradvocate.com/community/threads/hop-n-gator-mixture-of-lemon-lime-gatorade-and-beer.25504/<br /><br />It was for real.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-73864944574412297472013-12-20T04:57:07.820-05:002013-12-20T04:57:07.820-05:00I'd only give you a six-pack for an alligator....I'd only give you a six-pack for an alligator. If it looked good, I'd possibly throw in a bag of pretzels.<br /><br />I do wonder where he got the gator, and why.Malnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-63636084843762713552013-12-19T22:56:00.581-05:002013-12-19T22:56:00.581-05:00If someone came into my store sporting a live alli...If someone came into my store sporting a live alligator purse, I would have given him all the beer he wanted. I'd have even thrown in a bag of Lay's chicken & waffles potato chips for the gator. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15489491107656863882013-12-19T21:56:24.347-05:002013-12-19T21:56:24.347-05:00Gee, Grumpy, I would have thought the alligator ch...Gee, Grumpy, I would have thought the alligator chasing and possession would have occurred AFTER the drinking part.<br /><br />I can only imagine what the cop said when he got home, "Honey, they were just animals tonight."<br /><br />Because they were.RehabRNhttp://rehabrn.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78841204358363152902013-12-19T20:23:26.261-05:002013-12-19T20:23:26.261-05:00Did someone at least give that poor guy one beer b...Did someone at least give that poor guy one beer before tossing him in jail? I lived in FL, and I liked beer, but I never wanted a beer bad enough to chase down an alligator to trade for it. He deserves a cold one.Mathi Bearnoreply@blogger.com