tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post7520585626994908165..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Not helpfulGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4158101493300434732010-06-21T02:50:28.152-04:002010-06-21T02:50:28.152-04:00The sad thing is, as I am reading this post I'...The sad thing is, as I am reading this post I'm thinking "No problem. The insurance company will have the names of previous physicians". I am so use to stupid people, I have a way to fix that problem.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37384656194746915962010-06-07T21:47:01.924-04:002010-06-07T21:47:01.924-04:00I see this every day. Unfortunately, it also comes...I see this every day. Unfortunately, it also comes with "But I do remember that they gave me Lortab and "Xanibars!"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03879069463960748178noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30490753006872850732010-06-03T14:38:08.777-04:002010-06-03T14:38:08.777-04:00I'm ad ER nurse and here is one of My favorite...I'm ad ER nurse and here is one of My favorites... What medications do you take? I don't know. You have a list here somewhere. Okay, I'll attempt to look it up. When was the last time you were here? I don't know. Okay, do you think your medicines have changed a lot since last visit? Yeah, I just saw my doctor last week and she changed a lot of things around. Just call her nurse. -as it is 2am and what doctor's nurse is avaliable at 2am to look up this guy's med list?????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56285082728568182452010-06-03T12:17:53.913-04:002010-06-03T12:17:53.913-04:00HA! I think she called my office the other day - I...HA! I think she called my office the other day - I had this for a voicemail when I came in Tuesday morning:<br /><br />"Umm, yeah...I see a doctor. I don't remember his name. Someone from his office - I don't remember their name - called me and told me to call them back about some medication...I don't know what it's called. Umm, so, yeah...I'm calling them back."kate sweetenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456543724486391157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-17365841203855718552010-06-03T08:44:57.466-04:002010-06-03T08:44:57.466-04:00Did this doctor have a stethoscope? Because if he...Did this doctor have a stethoscope? Because if he did I think I might have seen him as well.Stephanie Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09357887822077293787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25366790741770985752010-06-03T04:16:56.630-04:002010-06-03T04:16:56.630-04:00"what meds are you on?"
"the hospi..."what meds are you on?"<br /><br />"the hospital has the names."<br /><br />"that's friggin' great. i'm asking you right now, a-hole. you think i'm just making small talk?"burned-out medichttp://burnedoutmedic.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62218953382154327842010-06-03T02:34:44.210-04:002010-06-03T02:34:44.210-04:00I would put that down as "no known allergies&...I would put that down as "no known allergies" since she was clueless.ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33850920003309069232010-06-02T22:56:17.503-04:002010-06-02T22:56:17.503-04:00"He was on that show with the hospital."..."He was on that show with the hospital."Cthulhu Sashiminoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47055569603766686032010-06-02T22:40:16.226-04:002010-06-02T22:40:16.226-04:00Yikes!Yikes!terri chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398808840234914275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-86537644419092999372010-06-02T22:04:00.334-04:002010-06-02T22:04:00.334-04:00We get this type of thing a lot in vet-med too... ...We get this type of thing a lot in vet-med too... <br />What kind of food do you feed Sadie?<br />-Its dry, and medium size pieces... Its by Purina, or maybe Hills, or that other one they show on TV all the time... and its in a RED BAG! (as if that last bit of info is crucial to our narrowing down the type they feed! after all - there is ONLY one type of dog food for each color bag, right?!?)Dr. Woof-Woofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421961822096601098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65372078481773621592010-06-02T21:23:48.801-04:002010-06-02T21:23:48.801-04:00You know Dr. Grumpy, I work for a doctors office i...You know Dr. Grumpy, I work for a doctors office in Missouri... I will totally send you her allergy list. You know she MUST be one of our patients!Danihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14802527663713452757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52299074307459759052010-06-02T21:15:40.365-04:002010-06-02T21:15:40.365-04:00ha ha.. how sillyha ha.. how sillyHirrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03240671577130353689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57737972149138683022010-06-02T19:43:56.148-04:002010-06-02T19:43:56.148-04:00My librarian friends get this all the time. "...My librarian friends get this all the time. "I'm looking for a book. I think the cover is red. I saw it on TV. It might be about sailing. Or maybe vampires. You saw it, it was on TV!"Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-58599425882080336782010-06-02T19:42:39.492-04:002010-06-02T19:42:39.492-04:00That goes in the file with:
Allergies: some antib...That goes in the file with: <br />Allergies: some antibiotic<br />Do you remember which one: no<br />when did the reaction happen: I don't remember, but my mother told me that a doctor told her that I was allergic. <br />The patient was 82 years old.<br /><br />There's also the:<br />What medications do you take: some<br />Which ones: call my pharmacy, they'll send you a list<br />Where do you get your prescriptions filled: at a pharmacy<br />which one: it's near my house<br />Is it a chain drugstore: I don't know<br />what intersection is it near: it's on my way home from work, look, can't you just call them and get them to fax over my medication list?<br /><br />I wish people would take responsibility for their own health...Sarahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62718764302526998902010-06-02T19:33:07.294-04:002010-06-02T19:33:07.294-04:00I might know of this doctor fellow. Is he the one ...I might know of this doctor fellow. Is he the one that wears a white coat?Pharmd Bikerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10778665371601282617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32051465210813746542010-06-02T19:06:06.305-04:002010-06-02T19:06:06.305-04:00LOL.. As a Canadian, I'm actually used to that...LOL.. As a Canadian, I'm actually used to that. I constantly get asked "Do you know my Aunt Erma? She lives in Canada".<br /><br />*blink*<br /><br />Canada is the 2nd largest nation in the world (Land mass) and has 30 million people. I do not know them all personally. :PSyrlinushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04623341997583616428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81585421977536380612010-06-02T19:04:41.438-04:002010-06-02T19:04:41.438-04:00What? I don't see the problem. The doctor is...What? I don't see the problem. The doctor is a guy. He possibly lives in Missouri. That pretty much narrows down the doc who saw her. :-)<br /><br />OY YOI YOI!bbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05060373657650063777noreply@blogger.com