tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post7450055783335946886..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Anatomy 101Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4168089006110221062010-11-02T14:49:58.453-04:002010-11-02T14:49:58.453-04:00I've always wondered why the pupils dilate...I've always wondered why the pupils dilate...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-68093493299777382712010-10-31T18:28:04.313-04:002010-10-31T18:28:04.313-04:00If fallopian tubes were in our ears, Hippocrates w...If fallopian tubes were in our ears, Hippocrates would have been a lot closer to right, 2000 years ago.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-16412893280483598132010-10-31T16:56:54.902-04:002010-10-31T16:56:54.902-04:00Allegedly true story from the early days of Air Ne...Allegedly true story from the early days of Air New Zealand, an airline on which they still hand out hard candies (on some flights, anyway) to help passengers clear their Eustacian tubes during descent: A steward was handing out the barley sugar candies and offered one to a young woman who asked what it was for. The steward responded "If you suck on it as the plane descends, it will clear your Fallopian tubes." A grey-haired male OBGYN in the seat behind her overheard this, and remarked in a thick German accent "Young man, if you can clear Fallopian tubes with barley sugars, you will become a very rich man!".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14855377416938305292010-10-31T04:18:12.854-04:002010-10-31T04:18:12.854-04:001316- next time send them for an otis elevator.1316- next time send them for an otis elevator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70940196736872956872010-10-30T20:08:20.127-04:002010-10-30T20:08:20.127-04:00well i used to know a man who frequently claimed h...well i used to know a man who frequently claimed he had been cured of ovarian cancer!Just Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05709035383604585537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78568421905089600002010-10-30T15:23:15.551-04:002010-10-30T15:23:15.551-04:00I visited a patient in the hospital who had been g...I visited a patient in the hospital who had been given a lot of medicine for her pain. She mentioned she liked my necklace, which is a piece of polished stone of some sort. I thanked her and admitted I don't know what the stone is. "Oh," she said, "I think it's an oxycontin."terri chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398808840234914275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29261734826384351042010-10-30T14:16:53.644-04:002010-10-30T14:16:53.644-04:00We used to be able to re-stock medical supplies fo...We used to be able to re-stock medical supplies for the ambulance right from the ER. Years ago when we would have a new EMT (Emergency Medical Technician) on the ambulance we'd tell them to go get a fallopian tube from the ER cart. When they could not find one, or had no idea what they were looking for, we told them to ask the nurse for help. It worked just about 50% of the time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15319552546605078452010-10-30T11:35:24.177-04:002010-10-30T11:35:24.177-04:00Easy for you guys to say. I'm the one who has ...Easy for you guys to say. I'm the one who has to sit there and keep a straight face when they say things like this.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80815856204592399122010-10-30T11:31:33.103-04:002010-10-30T11:31:33.103-04:00thank you mark, and cthulu, and omdg. when the hig...thank you mark, and cthulu, and omdg. when the high hanging fastball is served, knock it out of the park. knuckleball grumpy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76463756853594509672010-10-30T09:57:55.275-04:002010-10-30T09:57:55.275-04:00Hey Anonymous, when I posted my aural sex joke the...Hey Anonymous, when I posted my aural sex joke there were no other comment up yet.Mark In Mayennehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14987723233401368368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-2832497535592051452010-10-30T06:23:26.450-04:002010-10-30T06:23:26.450-04:00My God! I've had that too! It's awful!
...My God! I've had that too! It's awful!<br /><br />Anna :o]hyperCRYPTICalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11967085628384237933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81905260524070713722010-10-30T00:57:44.247-04:002010-10-30T00:57:44.247-04:00What unique anatomy!!!
(Not going anywhere NEAR a...What unique anatomy!!!<br /><br />(Not going anywhere NEAR aural sex thoughts!!!)bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44663499883020113832010-10-29T22:48:50.122-04:002010-10-29T22:48:50.122-04:00You know, I've met a woman or two who wore he...You know, I've met a woman or two who wore her ovaries on her earlobes...Roberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00243748655669695310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-73034884772277768352010-10-29T20:08:59.896-04:002010-10-29T20:08:59.896-04:00...I'm starting a pool to see how many people ......I'm starting a pool to see how many people will make the same aural sex joke....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-79622156144503762472010-10-29T18:54:18.027-04:002010-10-29T18:54:18.027-04:00If you think that's bad, wait till childbirth....If you think that's bad, wait till childbirth.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-60417946265117123502010-10-29T17:46:00.117-04:002010-10-29T17:46:00.117-04:00Probably too much aural sexProbably too much aural sexMark In Mayennehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14987723233401368368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80956905639859860822010-10-29T17:37:54.242-04:002010-10-29T17:37:54.242-04:00yeah an hopefully both of your eustachian tubes do...yeah an hopefully both of your eustachian tubes down there are irreparably plugged up.w8ng2retirerphnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67484115512999685272010-10-29T17:32:37.708-04:002010-10-29T17:32:37.708-04:00Heh. Yes. The fallopian tube. Facepalm.
I assume ...Heh. Yes. The fallopian tube. Facepalm.<br /><br />I assume she didn't get this info from the google. At least I hope not.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52550025185328843892010-10-29T17:26:04.236-04:002010-10-29T17:26:04.236-04:00That's because she had her eustachian tubes ti...That's because she had her eustachian tubes tied to prevent pregnancy!Alpine, R.N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02560998014555307666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-23372458211966641522010-10-29T17:24:47.231-04:002010-10-29T17:24:47.231-04:00Nope, not even going there at all. Stay away and n...Nope, not even going there at all. Stay away and nobody will get hurt.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65168384341155722202010-10-29T17:05:34.620-04:002010-10-29T17:05:34.620-04:00I hoped you warned her about the dangers of aural ...I hoped you warned her about the dangers of aural sex.OMDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937425894428802591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45866054639865838372010-10-29T16:54:30.431-04:002010-10-29T16:54:30.431-04:00I'm surprised that in reference, she didn'...I'm surprised that in reference, she didn't mention it was 'all tied up'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24283844959238948642010-10-29T16:49:16.860-04:002010-10-29T16:49:16.860-04:00Too much aural sex.Too much aural sex.Cthulhu Sashiminoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90447664923633631502010-10-29T16:42:25.691-04:002010-10-29T16:42:25.691-04:00She is no dumber than I am. I have no idea where o...She is no dumber than I am. I have no idea where one is.Tho I don't think it is in my ear.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32535174575007364612010-10-29T16:32:14.786-04:002010-10-29T16:32:14.786-04:00O.M.G.!!! Self diagnosed for head up ass. Or clo...O.M.G.!!! Self diagnosed for head up ass. Or close to it!<br /><br />WV: shuriagi. Is that some sort of Asian sex thing?Dianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16713023656124852823noreply@blogger.com