tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post706034260582082833..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: More DragonismsGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-66527004474651636592010-06-04T12:52:11.020-04:002010-06-04T12:52:11.020-04:00So yeah, it's a really old post, but I figured...So yeah, it's a really old post, but I figured I had to comment. <br /><br />We use a dictation software where I work, in Financial Services. There've been a few good ones, but My fave 2 were:<br /><br />"We will sell X Investment and move the proceeds into The Black Magic."<br /><br />Not sure what kind of returns you can get there...<br /><br />"Thank you for coming in this afternoon, Mr. and Mrs. Turkey Dick."<br /><br />Oh, technology.....Katrinanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28083286509651368122009-12-28T00:56:38.471-05:002009-12-28T00:56:38.471-05:00The comedic value of that software is worth the pu...The comedic value of that software is worth the purchase price, I'm sure.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-58426268995213313862009-12-26T20:42:31.429-05:002009-12-26T20:42:31.429-05:00Very funny! Like Freudian slips of the computer.Very funny! Like Freudian slips of the computer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-17989576002336132182009-12-26T17:56:29.735-05:002009-12-26T17:56:29.735-05:00Did you get the Snoop Dogg version or something?Did you get the Snoop Dogg version or something?OMDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937425894428802591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81434616092325602502009-12-26T12:25:46.423-05:002009-12-26T12:25:46.423-05:00Isn't going to a chiropractor essentially the ...Isn't going to a chiropractor essentially the same thing?The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-2227906821626686632009-12-26T10:29:54.292-05:002009-12-26T10:29:54.292-05:00I want some super hot Bollywood Indian chicks to h...I want some super hot Bollywood Indian chicks to help me sleep!!!ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84792597626803508962009-12-26T08:58:30.035-05:002009-12-26T08:58:30.035-05:00Thanks, Dr G! Just what I was looking for for a go...Thanks, Dr G! Just what I was looking for for a good laugh today. The non-medical version is much worse ....<br />it is usually easier to use a qualified transcriptionist. Thankfully, Dragon Medical can catch most of the words with training !MTSnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-21688076688061853012009-12-26T01:19:43.463-05:002009-12-26T01:19:43.463-05:00Wouldn't it be quicker to just type the stuff ...Wouldn't it be quicker to just type the stuff in than to have to go back and correct all those mistakes?Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14724312404107511322009-12-26T01:10:24.971-05:002009-12-26T01:10:24.971-05:00Love it... i am missing your link to fail blog tho...Love it... i am missing your link to fail blog tho :(Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75693851216497442252009-12-25T21:38:29.370-05:002009-12-25T21:38:29.370-05:00I'm sooo glad to see someone else has this pro...I'm sooo glad to see someone else has this problem.<br /><br />I say, "the patient complains of abdominal pain"<br /><br />The computer says 'the patient complains of hymenal pain.'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-68774999160877049212009-12-25T20:55:31.260-05:002009-12-25T20:55:31.260-05:00I honestly think that is one of the funniest thing...I honestly think that is one of the funniest things I have ever read!<br />Merry Christmas!!Mary Knoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44432385424074072132009-12-25T20:09:19.659-05:002009-12-25T20:09:19.659-05:00J- this IS the medical version. With years of trai...J- this IS the medical version. With years of training to my voice, too.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-42587444181791150102009-12-25T19:48:57.211-05:002009-12-25T19:48:57.211-05:00*awesome*! :-)*awesome*! :-)student dr. blazehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17307156914515136574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33845177906032969062009-12-25T19:37:48.334-05:002009-12-25T19:37:48.334-05:00LOl, don't they have a medical version?LOl, don't they have a medical version?jnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-2223187137331448852009-12-25T18:20:22.715-05:002009-12-25T18:20:22.715-05:00I already have the Indians to help me sleep, but I...I already have the Indians to help me sleep, but I'll have to ask my doctor for something for my back pain! Just kiddin'! I'm 'way too shy to do anything like that...Classof65https://www.blogger.com/profile/00575168312203811542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-17379826930152894302009-12-25T14:38:06.421-05:002009-12-25T14:38:06.421-05:00LOL!
"Sex oral helps her back pain," is...LOL!<br /><br />"Sex oral helps her back pain," is my favorite, though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48771648006923223362009-12-25T14:20:47.042-05:002009-12-25T14:20:47.042-05:00haha. those are great. I used to type medical re...haha. those are great. I used to type medical reports, though now I mainly just edit VR jobs so the doctors don't sound stupid. Your examples were better than any of the "dragonisms" I've come across at work.<br /><br />As a side note, I used to edit transcription typed overseas (by ESL folks)... they were worse than VR. And when the job of editing their own work went to their department, let's just say a lot of our hospitals weren't very happy. The doctors all looked like morons. It was scary.stewberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14940744366129679442noreply@blogger.com