tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post6765021387875914923..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Monday morning, 3:59 a.m.Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37451746003046185472011-03-15T17:09:39.825-04:002011-03-15T17:09:39.825-04:00Just because you're paranoid... doesn't me...Just because you're paranoid... doesn't mean they're not out to get you.WarmSockshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12192702662231361355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-71113864966620367402011-03-08T21:06:58.249-05:002011-03-08T21:06:58.249-05:00That patient occasionally comes to live with me an...That patient occasionally comes to live with me and my family.<br /><br />It's so.much.fun. I want to scream.<br /><br /><br />MMedical Mojavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14445140579589340514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31443620116878336502011-03-08T11:29:20.644-05:002011-03-08T11:29:20.644-05:00yes.... my vote is for bipolar disorder with a psy...yes.... my vote is for bipolar disorder with a psychotic break.... paranoid? delusional? calling in the middle of the night oh yeah...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78984497460530148262011-03-08T11:10:45.405-05:002011-03-08T11:10:45.405-05:00I don't know, folks; to me that reads like a p...I don't know, folks; to me that reads like a prankster who knows this blog and has figured out who writes it.Michelle Dulak Thomsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18041391162535875301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25072531637247138212011-03-08T06:13:16.841-05:002011-03-08T06:13:16.841-05:00While I'm not one to suffer fools gladly, some...While I'm not one to suffer fools gladly, someone who talks like this isn't just a run-of-the mill crazy patient. This person clearly has a serious mental illness, and that's not terribly humorous.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8763806713140746442011-03-08T03:51:12.776-05:002011-03-08T03:51:12.776-05:00Seriously paranerd.
Make him an appointment for an...Seriously paranerd.<br />Make him an appointment for an inteview to join FBI, before his brain gets eaten away and he loses his sense of smell.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37143688993578894632011-03-08T00:09:46.147-05:002011-03-08T00:09:46.147-05:00Man, government folks sure are busy - in addition ...Man, government folks sure are busy - in addition to all that and those missing socks and jeans, they move my car every time I come out from shopping at the megamall.Charleshttp://home.earthlink.net/~nooriginalthought/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84643306764390922272011-03-07T23:59:03.149-05:002011-03-07T23:59:03.149-05:00@Not House, not the government, but a private volu...@Not House, not the government, but a private volunteer took it upon himself to do this (B&E with ... rearranging as the goal) to another local citizen in my area. I am not making this up -- the guy would break into the other person's home (I forget details, perhaps it was an old lock susceptible to a credit card?) and ... rearrange stuff. And leave. The victim (who had started to wonder if he was nuts) put in webcams and literally caught the perpetrator at it -- said perp was subsequently convicted. So while the government may not have this down, at least one private citizen did (for awhile).bogartnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10212687030974100482011-03-07T22:29:05.046-05:002011-03-07T22:29:05.046-05:00You could retire just with this
guy alone.You could retire just with this<br />guy alone.donnanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15343494277298110452011-03-07T21:30:16.478-05:002011-03-07T21:30:16.478-05:00Yeah--I don't think he needs a neurologist.Yeah--I don't think he needs a neurologist.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65161961083607030452011-03-07T20:40:08.643-05:002011-03-07T20:40:08.643-05:00Definitely needs a doc. Definitely not you. Damn F...Definitely needs a doc. Definitely not you. Damn FBI.terri chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398808840234914275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-82593683773845661092011-03-07T18:01:00.643-05:002011-03-07T18:01:00.643-05:00Holy crap!
Was this a current patient (Damn, hope...Holy crap!<br /><br />Was this a current patient (Damn, hope not!) or someone attempting to make a new patient visit?The Evil Receptionistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11528234071372640182011-03-07T17:23:15.082-05:002011-03-07T17:23:15.082-05:00Silly me. I thought that editing and re-editing as...Silly me. I thought that editing and re-editing assembly instructions written by power point addicted engineers was the leading cause of brainrot...Donhttp://donald.parker@ge.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-22853773456477734492011-03-07T16:36:05.948-05:002011-03-07T16:36:05.948-05:00Further research on the interwebs found this video...Further research on the interwebs found this video of how they did it...<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OuhHUvl6ScSpikatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62174933288053306692011-03-07T16:32:26.278-05:002011-03-07T16:32:26.278-05:00Empirical research shows that use of tinfoil helme...Empirical research shows that use of tinfoil helmets actually *enhances* the government's efforts.<br /><br />http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet/Spikatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-82887982764956840052011-03-07T15:47:47.195-05:002011-03-07T15:47:47.195-05:00Clearly needs to reinforce his tinfoil hat.
>:...Clearly needs to reinforce his tinfoil hat.<br /><br />>:pDorishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01338749527126447129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-42239085364604803042011-03-07T15:30:48.152-05:002011-03-07T15:30:48.152-05:00I think that lady called me last month! She wanted...I think that lady called me last month! She wanted to tell me all about how the government was using satellite dishes to send out brain waves to turn us all into souless zombies. WTF??kate sweetenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456543724486391157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50729156991549699162011-03-07T14:00:01.584-05:002011-03-07T14:00:01.584-05:00I wish it were the smell of bacon. They keep comi...I wish it were the smell of bacon. They keep coming into my house and hiding my reading glasses.gloria pnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29432303781420034522011-03-07T13:46:39.260-05:002011-03-07T13:46:39.260-05:00Miss Message, I just have one question - when did ...Miss Message, I just have one question - when did you run out of the small yellow pills?<br /><br />;)<br /><br />Your message leaver reminds me of the client who wanted the entire staff of my alma mater's teaching hospital to sign a non-disclosure agreement stating we would under no circumstances inform the secret service, FBI, or CIA about her bringing the dog to see us.webhillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05938934194973454729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-35778214778464601182011-03-07T13:30:39.726-05:002011-03-07T13:30:39.726-05:00Let me guess. He's an orthopaedic surgeon?Let me guess. He's an orthopaedic surgeon?ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-71328036848933278102011-03-07T13:21:33.070-05:002011-03-07T13:21:33.070-05:00So generic Dr. Grumpy! It could be any of hundreds...So generic Dr. Grumpy! It could be any of hundreds of your patients!<br />Dr. JDr. Jnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-12853451893698374982011-03-07T12:27:36.834-05:002011-03-07T12:27:36.834-05:00So White Coat's patient (March 2 post) gotta h...So White Coat's patient (March 2 post) gotta hold of your phone number? <br /><br />I wonder if you could see sizzling brains on a PET scan? Set that to some German Death Metal and you got yourself YouTube gold!<br /><br />Anyway, enjoy the glories of gutted community mental health. The free floor show is just starting.<br /><br /><br />SkullCandyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-2988437024591501572011-03-07T12:02:28.257-05:002011-03-07T12:02:28.257-05:00Funny. Isn't breaking into people's houses...Funny. Isn't breaking into people's houses and rearranging their shoes usually the job of the post office?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88354930891000644072011-03-07T11:54:40.174-05:002011-03-07T11:54:40.174-05:00Neurologist. Mongolian Yak Herder. Press Agent.Neurologist. Mongolian Yak Herder. Press Agent.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-3587525085027720892011-03-07T11:42:56.707-05:002011-03-07T11:42:56.707-05:00I really wish there was actually a government depa...I really wish there was actually a government department dedicated to "screwing with the paranoid", where their soul function was to change subtle things in people's environment if only to perpetuate the illusion that the government is that powerful and coordinated.Not Househttp://iamnothouse.comnoreply@blogger.com