tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post6756453435339157762..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80829826862260569912013-05-15T21:57:28.291-04:002013-05-15T21:57:28.291-04:00Patient: Well, last week, oh I'll just show yo...Patient: Well, last week, oh I'll just show you.<br /><br />Me: Er?<br /><br />Patient: "This was my diarrhea last week, I had, like 8 like this in ONE DAY. (swipe) Then three days ago, it was like this. (swipe) This was this morning. Do you think I have an infection?"<br /><br />Patients have also brought pictures of: worms they have passed, blood on toilet paper, vomit, hemorrhoids, and normal bowel movements so that the "curvature" could be examined, "because Dr. Oz said there should be a curve to your poop."<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-68879068812207517202013-05-15T13:20:22.271-04:002013-05-15T13:20:22.271-04:00"And my 'nerd-idity' factor went up b..."And my 'nerd-idity' factor went up by 112% when I got this iPad!"bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56890583087683950602013-05-15T01:21:03.818-04:002013-05-15T01:21:03.818-04:00...was this Sheldon Cooper by any chance?...was this Sheldon Cooper by any chance?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25054660512357211462013-05-14T22:01:11.320-04:002013-05-14T22:01:11.320-04:00"And, thanks to the iPad's camera and som..."And, thanks to the iPad's camera and some image processing software, I can keep track of all my bowel movements..."<br /><br />So you bought the iPotty thingy for yourself, anon, instead of the kids?<br /><br />RehabRNhttp://rehabrn.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25236353771145950602013-05-14T19:22:27.441-04:002013-05-14T19:22:27.441-04:00I just don't understand how he actually keeps ...I just don't understand how he actually keeps track of when he's fallen asleep; does he make a note when he's in REM?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-46811052736582342522013-05-14T16:26:29.730-04:002013-05-14T16:26:29.730-04:00Hmmmm....now the patient needs something for that ...Hmmmm....now the patient needs something for that anal retentiveness.<br />Patti Cadwalladerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00475108636263061433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36924793983788870822013-05-14T15:39:09.442-04:002013-05-14T15:39:09.442-04:00"And, thanks to the iPad's camera and som..."And, thanks to the iPad's camera and some image processing software, I can keep track of all my bowel movements and sort them by time of day, size, shape, color, and buoyancy. Should I show you the charts, or maybe you'd like to jump straight to the iPhoto gallery?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55182840505597673532013-05-14T14:20:47.007-04:002013-05-14T14:20:47.007-04:00Been there. Done that :-/Been there. Done that :-/Ole Phat Stuhttp://www.savory.de/blog.htmnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15230616752952806912013-05-14T12:42:39.412-04:002013-05-14T12:42:39.412-04:00At least you know a. he's compliant and b. the...At least you know a. he's compliant and b. the stuff works. <br /><br />Score for the Yak Herder and her/his little pills.Ms. Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945753071493117365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85895170521335023212013-05-14T12:20:26.974-04:002013-05-14T12:20:26.974-04:00Dayum, that's some good data.Dayum, that's some good data. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56746023205133072762013-05-14T12:03:11.866-04:002013-05-14T12:03:11.866-04:00This of course is awesome.This of course is awesome.ninanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-86723599838033999972013-05-14T12:01:34.518-04:002013-05-14T12:01:34.518-04:00Yeah, there's an app for that.Yeah, there's an app for that.ndenunzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05023879475347518171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43472351553173448092013-05-14T11:55:29.695-04:002013-05-14T11:55:29.695-04:00"But that's nothing. Since I started keep..."But that's nothing. Since I started keeping track of this, you should see how quickly and how often my wife falls asleep. In fact, I think I have that chart right here..."Li'l Azathothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39123904231663209722013-05-14T11:05:49.902-04:002013-05-14T11:05:49.902-04:00I am seeing commercial potential here, Whips out I...I am seeing commercial potential here, Whips out I Pad and announces sleep 22.8 % longer with Dozaway.<br /><br />I pads are almost as addictive as most sleep products.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87090866990789031602013-05-14T09:10:58.008-04:002013-05-14T09:10:58.008-04:00At least he's keeping track?At least he's keeping track?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25436175625223299352013-05-14T08:51:29.219-04:002013-05-14T08:51:29.219-04:00about time for new office sign
" To be respe...about time for new office sign<br /><br />" To be respectful of other patients and to allow full devotion to your medical needs, we ask you turn off all electronic devices when you enter our clinic"<br /><br />(stick to the HIPPA answer)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-79022560620655538752013-05-14T05:33:47.425-04:002013-05-14T05:33:47.425-04:00Oh my, those kind of people scare me. ;)Oh my, those kind of people scare me. ;)Mrs Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17444470627114451298noreply@blogger.com