tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post6539217269967046500..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: "I'd like to buy a comma, Pat."Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75652437615895790702013-06-25T11:14:56.313-04:002013-06-25T11:14:56.313-04:00As a fan of the Oxford comma, I personally favor, ...As a fan of the Oxford comma, I personally favor, "I had dinner with my parents, the Pope and Mother Theresa." Vickihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07902764475071156504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39703147977113869092013-06-22T14:10:12.612-04:002013-06-22T14:10:12.612-04:00We gained a neurologist and lost a copy editorWe gained a neurologist and lost a copy editorAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39007890609439837902013-06-22T12:22:30.371-04:002013-06-22T12:22:30.371-04:00You didn't know hearts have joints ? Mwah, tha...You didn't know hearts have joints ? Mwah, that's why you're a Neurologist and not a Cardiologist...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-9026092487017040712013-06-21T20:54:15.204-04:002013-06-21T20:54:15.204-04:00Excellent! I love my marijuana, but I've alway...Excellent! I love my marijuana, but I've always been worried about the cholesterol. Where can I buy these "heart joints"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70719265995427625252013-06-21T20:46:02.776-04:002013-06-21T20:46:02.776-04:00I ♥ joints.I ♥ joints.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-23923312927405711212013-06-21T20:26:21.306-04:002013-06-21T20:26:21.306-04:00"Heart joints"?
Perhaps ESL-speak for r..."Heart joints"?<br /><br />Perhaps ESL-speak for romantic relationships?Loren Pechtelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08348494458707790769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52778120165327510222013-06-21T15:47:20.759-04:002013-06-21T15:47:20.759-04:00I lost my heart in a joint once.I lost my heart in a joint once.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62419285448043942822013-06-21T12:45:39.328-04:002013-06-21T12:45:39.328-04:00What, like YOU didn't use your cadaver's h...What, like YOU didn't use your cadaver's heart as a bong when YOU were in med school?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72366692826613821032013-06-21T10:05:38.242-04:002013-06-21T10:05:38.242-04:00....heart bone connected to the knee bone.......heart bone connected to the knee bone...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-51080771766971901262013-06-21T09:27:53.233-04:002013-06-21T09:27:53.233-04:00So Officer Syntax finally meets Officer Cynical t...So Officer Syntax finally meets Officer Cynical to investigate some fishy dealings in a run down joint. Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-66272127517252607412013-06-21T07:25:47.953-04:002013-06-21T07:25:47.953-04:00Don't eat grandma.
See, commas save lives!Don't eat grandma.<br /><br />See, commas save lives!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28012931262323982192013-06-21T07:02:19.527-04:002013-06-21T07:02:19.527-04:00Ow, my heart joints! I must have sprained them jo...Ow, my heart joints! I must have sprained them jogging!<br />Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52817429089041194932013-06-21T06:40:49.334-04:002013-06-21T06:40:49.334-04:00Grumpy:
Maybe they just don't know about comm...Grumpy:<br /><br />Maybe they just don't know about comma abuse!<br /><br />Should probably read this post that talks about that underdiagnosed grammar problem: http://climbtothestars.org/archives/2012/12/05/help-stop-comma-abuse/<br /><br />RehabRNhttp://rehabrn.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70137104648601185862013-06-21T04:52:18.653-04:002013-06-21T04:52:18.653-04:00And love is the glue that holds them together.And love is the glue that holds them together.bluetoothbuddhanoreply@blogger.com