tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post6298684531787406419..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Mary, come shoot me. Now.Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77656429105578432652010-11-14T00:30:56.960-05:002010-11-14T00:30:56.960-05:00Consider yourself lucky...At least you don't h...Consider yourself lucky...At least you don't have a gigantic woman belly-up to the pharmacy counter only to hand you a used tube of vaginal creme in a ziploc baggie to try to decipher the rx number for a refill. Then at the counter after said refill is ready, she pulls a sweaty five dollar bill from her bra. Gross.<br /><br />When will people learn?!?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-42165711236672334852010-11-12T19:42:47.939-05:002010-11-12T19:42:47.939-05:00No. Effing. Way.
Do cardiologists have patients ...No. Effing. Way.<br /><br />Do cardiologists have patients like this too?sandy shoeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05617376664356510015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11355159501568022062010-11-11T01:41:38.348-05:002010-11-11T01:41:38.348-05:00Until you get an old jar of miracle whip filled to...Until you get an old jar of miracle whip filled to the brim with possible melena stool shoved at you, I can't entirely sympathize with your dealings with Mrs Cerumen!Mahahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04860979377398925052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90915356607723422982010-11-10T21:45:33.664-05:002010-11-10T21:45:33.664-05:00Nope.Nope.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77602920060425762772010-11-10T21:44:04.789-05:002010-11-10T21:44:04.789-05:00Well she wouldn't want her fallopian tubes get...Well she wouldn't want her fallopian tubes gettin clogged up in there now would she?<br /><br />Please tell me it's the same lady!?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-63727829128437333352010-11-10T16:12:39.701-05:002010-11-10T16:12:39.701-05:00Must've been the sticky kind? Eh, the flaky st...Must've been the sticky kind? Eh, the flaky stuff would've fallen out when they turned her on her noggin.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90763460425582715272010-11-10T11:07:46.520-05:002010-11-10T11:07:46.520-05:00Well, technically the ears are close to the brain ...Well, technically the ears are close to the brain so they should be included in your specialty.ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56785616320540865702010-11-10T10:08:22.001-05:002010-11-10T10:08:22.001-05:00So, did you?So, did you?The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74782394152160317312010-11-10T09:19:20.619-05:002010-11-10T09:19:20.619-05:00I hope the ear wax questions are on the wane.....D...I hope the ear wax questions are on the wane.....Doh!<br /><br />I guess they waxed and waxed about their wax....<br /><br />Wax on... wax off....<br /><br />I'm done now...staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08872800621811343464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-49928700932849413692010-11-10T01:26:39.917-05:002010-11-10T01:26:39.917-05:00Uh, oh. Better be careful, she may bring you a poo...Uh, oh. Better be careful, she may bring you a poo sample at her follow-up.BinkRNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04055468641605573339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25959481745126087042010-11-09T20:12:30.952-05:002010-11-09T20:12:30.952-05:00"There's a bottle of Cold Duck riding on ..."There's a bottle of Cold Duck riding on this."Li'l Azathothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5070743250086710922010-11-09T20:03:21.463-05:002010-11-09T20:03:21.463-05:00Gee, I thought I was the only one who cared about ...Gee, I thought I was the only one who cared about ear wax....I refer the cleanouts to one of our old time specialists, the nurse practitioner.<br /><br />She's threatening to turn over her tools to the next generation soon, if she gets too many ear cleanout calls.RehabNursehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02695247141022093754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76757879869579563592010-11-09T18:22:29.922-05:002010-11-09T18:22:29.922-05:00Refer her and her sister to the most expensive ENT...Refer her and her sister to the most expensive ENT specialist you can find! Heh heh heh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-49861197679073243852010-11-09T17:24:03.173-05:002010-11-09T17:24:03.173-05:00I think she is over 65 the age at which most Ameri...I think she is over 65 the age at which most Americans become overly concerned, nay --obsessive about bodily functions. My father before he died at age 88, after falling off a ladder while cutting branches in the backyard--would talk about the number of bowel movements per week, any change was a major medical issue. He started doing that at age 65. Walked 5 miles every morning, played trumpet in a marching band, obsessed about bowel movements and died falling out of a tree.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5545596253455038792010-11-09T16:32:45.303-05:002010-11-09T16:32:45.303-05:00I think the two of them should make a detailed stu...I think the two of them should make a detailed study over at least a year and then get back to you with their collection.<br /><br />Here's one for your stupid/unlucky criminals file:<br /><br />http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-11718285Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50361026207908021392010-11-09T16:05:50.209-05:002010-11-09T16:05:50.209-05:00Nice.
What was your response? Did you try and &qu...Nice.<br /><br />What was your response? Did you try and "one-up" her and have her look in your ear? ;-)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01797145382031020315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88196818657871784252010-11-09T16:01:19.805-05:002010-11-09T16:01:19.805-05:00Wow! I think they need a new hobby.Wow! I think they need a new hobby.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12714078352001622357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15019393552558178042010-11-09T15:08:21.623-05:002010-11-09T15:08:21.623-05:00ooohhhh.....sibling rivalry.....gotta love it!ooohhhh.....sibling rivalry.....gotta love it!daniellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04460011312097894940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67303955342796749442010-11-09T14:55:58.816-05:002010-11-09T14:55:58.816-05:00A) Everything posted on this site happened. (Rule ...A) Everything posted on this site happened. (Rule 1 for Grumpy readers.) <br />B) It's on the net, ergo it's true<br />C) Why wouldn't you believe a doctor?<br />D) Whenever dumbfounded, refer to A <br /><br />Personally, I don't believe Dr G's stories UNLESS they're off the wall. None of that pseudocrazy blog filler, I need my fix.Aurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02221884654316557535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44904906133785469022010-11-09T14:42:54.707-05:002010-11-09T14:42:54.707-05:00Amanda- sorry. It is true. I wish it weren't.Amanda- sorry. It is true. I wish it weren't.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-990310323101522292010-11-09T14:32:47.106-05:002010-11-09T14:32:47.106-05:00You have to look in the ear to check the brain any...You have to look in the ear to check the brain anyhow, so....Aurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02221884654316557535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53841062248533647662010-11-09T14:26:32.089-05:002010-11-09T14:26:32.089-05:00I thought the whole point of becoming a neurologis...I thought the whole point of becoming a neurologist was to not have to ever look at earwax. (And ingrown toenails, or pimples in the buttcrack.)Arzt4Empfaengernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-16684983331628421872010-11-09T14:12:03.331-05:002010-11-09T14:12:03.331-05:00Shut up. It's just not true. Can't be.Shut up. It's just not true. Can't be.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10120774715331922926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11716138646444603172010-11-09T14:04:15.678-05:002010-11-09T14:04:15.678-05:00I didnt know there was a contest on ear wax produc...I didnt know there was a contest on ear wax production. <br /><br />I feel bad for this woman's husband.Stephanienoreply@blogger.com