tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post6182866628855556571..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: The joy of DragonGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-13446436950485152902013-06-19T23:19:40.628-04:002013-06-19T23:19:40.628-04:00Sounds like Engrish..Sounds like Engrish..Morrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40581356323819339322013-06-19T11:31:39.478-04:002013-06-19T11:31:39.478-04:00I tried this on Siri with the TV on full blast. (Y...I tried this on Siri with the TV on full blast. (Yeah, I know, my social diary isn't exactly full.)<br /><br />Anyway, here's what I got:<br />Lutheran, I have an umbrella spot.<br /><br />Righto, then. That's settled.bluetoothbuddhanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-61018567718632684862013-06-19T11:23:02.159-04:002013-06-19T11:23:02.159-04:00I'm a medical transcriptionist. I call that jo...I'm a medical transcriptionist. I call that job security.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-83368547972498304352013-06-18T21:40:13.970-04:002013-06-18T21:40:13.970-04:00My favorite Dragon oops was when Dragon turned a P...My favorite Dragon oops was when Dragon turned a Peanut Butter recipe into P**** Butter Cookies. You can figure out what that meant. I was very embarrassed when friends wrote to tell me about my mistake.<br /><br />I don't use Dragon, and I probably never will. <br /><br />As to the rare spot: Perhaps the report was discussing the fontanel.MAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11917985681829130997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50916387473736437202013-06-18T20:55:23.906-04:002013-06-18T20:55:23.906-04:00Little friend = male genitalia
Rare spot = some t...Little friend = male genitalia<br /><br />Rare spot = some type of skin lesionAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57062081222710467022013-06-18T16:48:51.060-04:002013-06-18T16:48:51.060-04:00Try dictating "Allergic to peanuts." tee...Try dictating "Allergic to peanuts." tee-heeMargaret Krummhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08500054953775548026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70871443953770956792013-06-18T15:28:59.450-04:002013-06-18T15:28:59.450-04:00I see crazy things all the time in my current job ...I see crazy things all the time in my current job of editing medical speech wreck. Despite the promises, there will be errors in medical reports unless someone with a trained eye and medical knowledge looks them over and fixes errors. <br /><br />Things like allergies to penis, parents who are dead but still live wth the patient, etc., are common place.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-82657290446401349492013-06-18T14:57:52.345-04:002013-06-18T14:57:52.345-04:00Clearly, Dragon overheard him talking to a small c...Clearly, Dragon overheard him talking to a small child who had asked him if he'd eaten raw steak for dinner (because he had a bit stuck in his teeth). Little friend, I have!! and [it had a] rare spot.evitafjordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06716693151819058549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64210645401629631902013-06-18T13:31:36.038-04:002013-06-18T13:31:36.038-04:00Officer is correct. It clearly means "I have ...Officer is correct. It clearly means "I have spot and rare little friend."<br /><br /><br /><br />I dunno what THAT means, either.<br /><br />Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-73088013362027434442013-06-18T10:52:34.419-04:002013-06-18T10:52:34.419-04:00There's no mystery here. The patient was Yoda....There's no mystery here. The patient was Yoda.Officer Cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193271958353271282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45735314187712389262013-06-18T10:32:31.874-04:002013-06-18T10:32:31.874-04:00Out, damn'd spot! out, I say!—One; two: why, t...Out, damn'd spot! out, I say!—One; two: why, then 'tis time to do't.—Hell is murky.—Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our pow'r to accompt?—Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?<br /><br /><i>- Lady Macbeth overheard sleepwalking by her Doctor<br />Macbeth Act 5, scene 1, 26–40</i>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-51413981545192253552013-06-18T09:14:55.042-04:002013-06-18T09:14:55.042-04:00THE NEW DRAGON IS REALLY GREAT, BUT OLD DRAGON... ...THE NEW DRAGON IS REALLY GREAT, BUT OLD DRAGON... BAD HEARING? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15911357306338932882013-06-18T08:09:05.777-04:002013-06-18T08:09:05.777-04:00He has hallucinations about leprechauns, and also ...He has hallucinations about leprechauns, and also has lichen planus.<br /><br />Duh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-9054233298013208932013-06-18T07:07:18.285-04:002013-06-18T07:07:18.285-04:00Pyschiatry admission. D'ohPyschiatry admission. D'ohAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com