tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post5898544130471138522..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Do you hear what I hear?Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69161950183043581572015-04-20T13:42:04.605-04:002015-04-20T13:42:04.605-04:00Linked from a newer post and can't believe I m...Linked from a newer post and can't believe I missed this post years ago as I've been stalking -- I mean following -- your blog for several years. However if you want to learn more from Dr. Rankin she offers a course to a limited number of "visionary healers" (like yourself, Dr. G?) for ~$20,000. In my defense (for reading about the course), an acquaintance sent me a link. It appears Rankin makes a living teaching really expensive classes to unhappy doctors & other med professionals who think they can learn useful life tips from a doctor who no longer sees patients. PGYxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04326999545370162455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41355893563836636862010-10-12T20:56:52.257-04:002010-10-12T20:56:52.257-04:00Br J Obstet Gynaecol. 1987 May;94(5):485.
Teeth i...Br J Obstet Gynaecol. 1987 May;94(5):485.<br /><br />Teeth in the vagina. Case report.<br />Sivanesaratnam V, Pathmanathan R.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69980048110517978342010-10-12T05:10:15.942-04:002010-10-12T05:10:15.942-04:00Mine: "Go wash the car! And pick up the drycl...Mine: "Go wash the car! And pick up the drycleaning!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53367834205069301002010-10-11T20:56:53.601-04:002010-10-11T20:56:53.601-04:00"I'm stuck between a pisser and an asshol..."I'm stuck between a pisser and an asshole, and you ask me what I have to say?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-6325793376737491812010-10-10T17:40:45.499-04:002010-10-10T17:40:45.499-04:00Someone watched Vagina Monologues one too many tim...Someone watched Vagina Monologues one too many times.<br /><br />I saw it at three times. My roommates were through out college were in the show. Because I went to a univ. with a huge deaf population, all the shows were done with hearing and deaf actors.<br /><br />Learned whole bunch of signs my ASL teachers wouldn't have taught us.Outrenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78427398875743487512010-10-10T09:29:51.856-04:002010-10-10T09:29:51.856-04:00gaydar....ping....predator alert....ping....gaydar....ping....predator alert....ping....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37447360242328094592010-10-10T06:57:45.494-04:002010-10-10T06:57:45.494-04:00This post was quite a surprise to me, and a bit of...This post was quite a surprise to me, and a bit of a shock. I kept coming back to reread it during the day at work, while I was trying to meet the client's deadlines, hoping that there was going to be a follow up post saying that it had been a prank. The links were prohibited by the client's net nanny(even the CNN), so I couldn't check for myself. I'd like to say unbelievable, but it was real. At times such as this, I wonder if taking LSD might be the answer...Donhttp://labtroll17@gmail.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30463979372981392512010-10-10T04:04:48.269-04:002010-10-10T04:04:48.269-04:00Oh to be a ventriloquist at that moment... ;)Oh to be a ventriloquist at that moment... ;)The Quirked Eyebrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15387236645753239301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81616209273906262522010-10-09T17:40:51.122-04:002010-10-09T17:40:51.122-04:00Eve Ensler must be her inspiration. Seriously, tha...Eve Ensler must be her inspiration. Seriously, that woman has been interviewing vaginas for fifteen years or something. <br /><br />Funnily enough, in her play, "red leather couch" is another metaphor used for the vagina. Dr. Rankin knows what she's doing here.B!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-42672818314150833002010-10-09T14:43:19.829-04:002010-10-09T14:43:19.829-04:00I guess I'm in the minority here, I don't ...I guess I'm in the minority here, I don't think that doctor is necessarily all that weird. Back when I still needed a gynecologist, the one I used hugged patients when they needed a little reassurance. Her patients were encouraged to call her by her first name, too. I've never spoken with anyone who knows who she is that doesn't just love her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31140696867168315572010-10-09T11:35:27.630-04:002010-10-09T11:35:27.630-04:00Hmm, the video I watched without sound on her site...Hmm, the video I watched without sound on her site is really creepy. Dr. Rankin, you might want to invest in decent lighting and some makeup lessons before your next attempt. No one likes getting medical advice from the wicked witch of the west.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62190184268252683992010-10-09T03:18:52.354-04:002010-10-09T03:18:52.354-04:00My bajingo doesn't talk to strangers, and it s...My bajingo doesn't talk to strangers, and it sounds like they don't come much stranger than this. If you're going to be handling my undercarriage for medical reasons I really don't want that much conversation that isn't extremely clinical and somewhat abbreviated. I think somebody's taken a few too many blows to the head!Debrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17515011009838417816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52964738010085704312010-10-09T02:14:17.494-04:002010-10-09T02:14:17.494-04:00On a mostly unrelated note, in the Netherlands, th...On a mostly unrelated note, in the Netherlands, those weedy pubescent gotees that barely cover the chin and upper lip are known as "talking vaginas."Princess Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13834820279935113037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27761631762260867942010-10-09T01:55:09.182-04:002010-10-09T01:55:09.182-04:00Grumpy:
Thanks for making my day at 1253am. ROFLM...Grumpy:<br /><br />Thanks for making my day at 1253am. ROFLMAO (and crying)<br /><br />I'm with Dr. Pissy's nurse....ain't no way I'd be on that leather. Yuck!RehabNursehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02695247141022093754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8071946047982726532010-10-09T01:18:29.188-04:002010-10-09T01:18:29.188-04:00Why does she think that just because I have a vagi...Why does she think that just because I have a vagina I'd welcome a hug from a my OB/GYN? Especially if I was a new patient... just back the fuck off and look up my non-talking vagina as quickly as you can. I wouldn't mind the cup of tea, but I bet she serves that herbal non-caffeinated crap.<br /><br />Sit me in the comfy chair and bring on the Spanish Inquisition, but don't ask my vagina to talk.Mooselethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16874418427786990740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56078806137656010462010-10-09T00:46:06.913-04:002010-10-09T00:46:06.913-04:00After I closed my gaping mouth that my Dr would ac...After I closed my gaping mouth that my Dr would actually HUG me, I would probably say"This appointment is Over..thank you very much..."pharmacy chickhttp://pharmacychick.blogpharm.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11966787144570148432010-10-08T22:09:51.364-04:002010-10-08T22:09:51.364-04:00ok, I looked more (don't ask why), and she cal...ok, I looked more (don't ask why), and she calls herself an artist...<br /><br />look at her "statements" section and scroll past the hemorrhage statement to "the woman inside." if that doesn't scare you, I don't know what will. Then again, there is a sinister side of me that believes this is a woman praying on the insecurities of other women... and probably making a buttload of money off of them.DrBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15957078718446547740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70822482299810479102010-10-08T22:03:50.849-04:002010-10-08T22:03:50.849-04:00OK, so I just looked at owningpink, going straight...OK, so I just looked at owningpink, going straight for "bio," thinking I could at least see a resume of sorts to figure this girl out. I skimmed until I saw that she "took a pleap" and stopped... a pleap...<br /><br />now, I hug my patients (they have cancer, for god's sake!), but only when they are clothed (or crying), and I would offer them tea, if I could (nice touch)... but I cannot, CANNOT imagine asking them what their boobs are thinking/ saying today. <br /><br />but, maybe that's just me.DrBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15957078718446547740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-91525990747781501692010-10-08T21:32:44.093-04:002010-10-08T21:32:44.093-04:00Filet, can't you at least tell us what month?Filet, can't you at least tell us what month?Lonely Pharmernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-46278665018120277772010-10-08T21:04:45.759-04:002010-10-08T21:04:45.759-04:00I don't think I would be able to come up with ...I don't think I would be able to come up with anything other than 'Can you give me an idea of what you're referring to, what is a vagina supposed to say?, but I think I would think, "Uh-oh, a crackpot, let me get out of this woman's clutches safely", and say, "Excuse me? I think I left my car running in the parking lot", or "I just remembered I have to call my husband", or anything else I could think of on the spot, and then make a run for it. <br /><br />When I make appointments with a gynecologist, I'm usually in a hurry to get out of there. There is usually a nurse or someone else present for this precise reason; patients don't usually like to be left alone with weird doctors. It would make me question her competence and suspicious about what she was looking for in inviting me to sit in a red chair and drink tea that hadn't properly steeped.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40408046019208185532010-10-08T21:02:57.797-04:002010-10-08T21:02:57.797-04:00What's the problem here?
I always ask my pat...What's the problem here? <br /><br />I always ask my patients to sit in the waiting area, get a free massage (not by me!), offer them a cocktail and ask them "if you were a drug, what would you be? and why? how often would you take yourself? oh you like oxy's? too bad they got reformulated, huh? yeah sucks to be you"<br /><br />but I am cheeky like that. <br /><br />you can see me on rx hotties...Filet-o-bitch RPhhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02150522997875773024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48972277787735086262010-10-08T20:37:36.072-04:002010-10-08T20:37:36.072-04:00Cardio NP and I share the same sentiment, Mill Val...Cardio NP and I share the same sentiment, Mill Valley, Marin County = Cuckoo!! Beautiful place but the people are certifiable.....ERRN4Uhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02540146610219883601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33493999285539841792010-10-08T20:16:50.613-04:002010-10-08T20:16:50.613-04:00'Hey, cut those nails! Also, take
those diamon...'Hey, cut those nails! Also, take<br />those diamonds off first!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-58570894588393210232010-10-08T19:43:37.932-04:002010-10-08T19:43:37.932-04:00GRUMPY HAS A WINKIE?GRUMPY HAS A WINKIE?MOJITOGIRLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09334559491475100582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-3436234742301389912010-10-08T18:36:58.780-04:002010-10-08T18:36:58.780-04:00Uh. No, thank you. I don't even want to hug my...Uh. No, thank you. I don't even want to hug my genital-checking doc! <br />On the other hand, if I were asked that question, I'd ask back if HER vagina needed to talk to someone, or why would she ask mine this question?!Arzt4Empfaengerhttp://arzt4empfaenger.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.com