tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post5883738209967290801..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: WordsGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-86677899795084806462017-10-04T10:54:45.767-04:002017-10-04T10:54:45.767-04:00My neurology staff was treating a migraine headach...My neurology staff was treating a migraine headache with IV morphine. I was called to assess for difficulty breathing. I stopped the morphine and replaced it with appropriate migraine meds. My staff yelled at me for that, in front of all the nurses. I don’t remember what the reason for morphine was...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25899527772562620592017-09-05T23:19:15.752-04:002017-09-05T23:19:15.752-04:00We use the phrase 'hot mess' for folks wit...We use the phrase 'hot mess' for folks with everything going wrong.Tom Bridgelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13098048586042365606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36932148176170107542017-08-24T03:46:13.684-04:002017-08-24T03:46:13.684-04:00Back in the day, more than1600 days agon now, one ...Back in the day, more than1600 days agon now, one the post take ward round, the attending says to the distinctly non-coping gentleman, admitted for the umpteenth time with a minor overdose -"you really have to learn to stand on your own two feet". Resident - "Um, sir, that's his artificial leg under the bed"... Happy days.John Woolmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14998118635045172203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75911485556682757112017-08-23T15:17:10.360-04:002017-08-23T15:17:10.360-04:00"It was a prophylactic-related injury to the ..."It was a prophylactic-related injury to the anus sustained during sexual activity, which is why I said the patient was a fucking scumbag asshole."Tarquin "R.J." Toffeebridge Vnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27174152364531050502017-08-23T15:12:40.504-04:002017-08-23T15:12:40.504-04:00"And his name actually is Gomer.""And his name actually is Gomer."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-49522168516149221852017-08-23T13:42:12.749-04:002017-08-23T13:42:12.749-04:00sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.was1noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43389839963823254652017-08-23T13:33:13.388-04:002017-08-23T13:33:13.388-04:00Like bobbie, I am sniggering, but have to agree wi...Like bobbie, I am sniggering, but have to agree with Dr. Proper. Ms. Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945753071493117365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28568799128028670342017-08-23T11:48:29.561-04:002017-08-23T11:48:29.561-04:00I actually DID laugh out loud that time. I do feel...I actually DID laugh out loud that time. I do feel bad for the patient, though. Jonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170214396483091419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29782412239296971642017-08-23T11:14:09.288-04:002017-08-23T11:14:09.288-04:00He could had said the patient experienced a sudden...He could had said the patient experienced a sudden de-acceleration involving a motor vehicle and a train,resulting in blunt force truma. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-2533933898186767022017-08-23T10:34:32.916-04:002017-08-23T10:34:32.916-04:00***Snork!!******Snork!!***bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.com