tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post530776824117165262..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Hospital roundsGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55663097942161413342012-06-25T23:23:58.656-04:002012-06-25T23:23:58.656-04:00Fronto-temporal lobe dementia?Fronto-temporal lobe dementia?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41042185523796904472012-06-21T10:02:56.384-04:002012-06-21T10:02:56.384-04:00Once when trying to determine a patient's leve...Once when trying to determine a patient's level of orientation I asked "Do you know where you are right now?" and she said, completely stone faced and unfazed, "The crematorium". I was horrified.Oliviahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13786405176792947316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65011480266792739122012-06-20T20:16:28.070-04:002012-06-20T20:16:28.070-04:00I'm guessing that was a consult in a psych uni...I'm guessing that was a consult in a psych unit!Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00164346798592281141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67830785337956952422012-06-17T19:18:41.621-04:002012-06-17T19:18:41.621-04:00As a med student I saw a patient with encephalopat...As a med student I saw a patient with encephalopathy, and the first time I met her she told me I had a "devil face". The next morning she told me my face was beautiful. My presentation to my attending that morning was that she was much improved, since she finally correctly described me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-9602359393020716082012-06-15T04:42:45.635-04:002012-06-15T04:42:45.635-04:00This lady certainly has a blindness problem, but i...This lady certainly has a blindness problem, but its nothing to do with color.cliffintokyonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-2689724935390508792012-06-14T16:29:49.387-04:002012-06-14T16:29:49.387-04:00Man! Psychotics have ALL the fun!Man! Psychotics have ALL the fun!Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29698343082875088832012-06-14T15:04:34.796-04:002012-06-14T15:04:34.796-04:00so you have a black lab coat?so you have a black lab coat?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-21018197132167897642012-06-14T13:50:22.601-04:002012-06-14T13:50:22.601-04:00If this gal is compliant in adherency to her thera...If this gal is compliant in adherency to her therapy, my guess is that it's time to get out the dipstick. It sounds as if her tank level is getting a little low, no matter how correct she is in telling her colors.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27717758871222274522012-06-14T13:45:33.078-04:002012-06-14T13:45:33.078-04:00Lemme guess: The patient thought the copay was a b...Lemme guess: The patient thought the copay was a bit steep...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65123775123637275702012-06-14T13:41:50.500-04:002012-06-14T13:41:50.500-04:00My wife never calls me that at work.My wife never calls me that at work.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69440972599916758282012-06-14T13:40:58.663-04:002012-06-14T13:40:58.663-04:00Did she call you "Satan" too?Did she call you "Satan" too?OMDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937425894428802591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28983054990189309862012-06-14T13:17:31.113-04:002012-06-14T13:17:31.113-04:00How do you manage to keep your shirt THAT black?
...How do you manage to keep your shirt THAT black?<br /><br />Mine usually get a bit faded after a couple of washings.a.generic dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06162096557026780038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85737257235458094842012-06-14T12:28:05.360-04:002012-06-14T12:28:05.360-04:00Well, was your shirt black or not?Well, was your shirt black or not?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-89055264177888278632012-06-14T12:16:53.939-04:002012-06-14T12:16:53.939-04:00I have to be honest...
that made me giggle.I have to be honest...<br /><br />that made me giggle.Betty from NJnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69731963561998448152012-06-14T11:34:00.122-04:002012-06-14T11:34:00.122-04:00HA! Black does go with everything, you must look ...HA! Black does go with everything, you must look very chic. Thank goodness you don't have one of those grey green souls the colour of refridgerator mold. So Much Worse!Gracie's Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828791475661605932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55846189313204432752012-06-14T11:32:22.610-04:002012-06-14T11:32:22.610-04:00why did she say something like that?why did she say something like that?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90437673879117087572012-06-14T11:03:20.013-04:002012-06-14T11:03:20.013-04:00I think it's pretty funny - these people you i...I think it's pretty funny - these people you interact with on a daily basis crack me up. Sometimes we have no choice but to laugh it off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-61946413025048224332012-06-14T11:00:01.934-04:002012-06-14T11:00:01.934-04:00Okay, if you're dissatisfied we'll head ba...Okay, if you're dissatisfied we'll head back to the OR and I'll return you to your previous state - or a reasonable facsimile thereof.<br /><br />Deal?Mad Jackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06190137186843630543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28356634954111738152012-06-14T10:50:22.163-04:002012-06-14T10:50:22.163-04:00Maybe she mistook you for a lawyer. :-)Maybe she mistook you for a lawyer. :-)Andy Symsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24386130803525570112012-06-14T10:31:27.231-04:002012-06-14T10:31:27.231-04:00He's one of your longest, nearest and dearest ...He's one of your longest, nearest and dearest patients, amirite?<br /><br />Luv ya some doctor patient relationship.aeknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38980759214486452472012-06-14T09:54:34.009-04:002012-06-14T09:54:34.009-04:00Ok, so deny that your shirt was black.
Does she:
...Ok, so deny that your shirt was black.<br /><br />Does she:<br /><br />A. Do complimentary aural readings<br />B. Star in her own reality show<br />C. Use Bath Salts for off label purposes.<br /><br />Daughter who is hospital RN, says they are frequently reminded "Stay on Guard for their own safety"Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-61045480507028657772012-06-14T09:44:25.759-04:002012-06-14T09:44:25.759-04:00That is about as good as when I'd see patients...That is about as good as when I'd see patients who had a cold and they would describe their nasal drainage or sputum as 'the same color as the green shirt you are wearing'....The pretty sage green shirt went straight to Goodwill... UGH, the nerve of patients!BizzyMommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15990015228648456768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31561401229118621992012-06-14T09:33:06.179-04:002012-06-14T09:33:06.179-04:00According to GQ, your shirt is supposed to complem...According to GQ, your shirt is supposed to complement your soul, not match it. If I were you, I might go with a pastel, although that obviously depends on whether your soul is more of a glossy or matte black.Cthulhu Sashiminoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87295652230189334282012-06-14T09:04:38.481-04:002012-06-14T09:04:38.481-04:00You have a soul? Was it on sale on E-Bay? Or did...You have a soul? Was it on sale on E-Bay? Or did you pick it up at a yard sale - slightly used but still functioning.<br /><br />stay safe.skidmarknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76931506002765647222012-06-14T08:43:56.799-04:002012-06-14T08:43:56.799-04:00Damn doctors and their attempts to earn a living! ...Damn doctors and their attempts to earn a living! How dare you!Mr Mobiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03806554696099631208noreply@blogger.com