tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post5083168721818682728..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Overheard at homeGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81175134775929172382011-05-21T17:13:43.433-04:002011-05-21T17:13:43.433-04:00My appendages are not for sale, but can be sponsor...My appendages are not for sale, but can be sponsored-like Nascar.<br />I got Pepsi on upper left-$50,000, <br />John Deere on upper right-$45,000,<br />Goodyear on lower left-$30,000,<br />Coppertone on lower right-$30,000,<br />and ummm... Victoria's Secret on lower middle-Proprietory Info.<br />Of course, I am artisanal.Mockingbirdnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47589431179047384202011-05-20T19:46:36.917-04:002011-05-20T19:46:36.917-04:00Well to be fair there is a condition called epiplo...Well to be fair there is a condition called epiploic appendagitis...Lianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13354145408658237195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-23433432687813205942011-05-20T15:20:34.169-04:002011-05-20T15:20:34.169-04:00Oh! I thought the boys were the twins!Oh! I thought the boys were the twins!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-35041152026060081262011-05-20T13:12:46.582-04:002011-05-20T13:12:46.582-04:00@Kim, the twins are M/F, so not identical.@Kim, the twins are M/F, so not identical.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43878413975484315392011-05-20T12:41:08.716-04:002011-05-20T12:41:08.716-04:00hahaha - first thing I thought was:
"new for...hahaha - first thing I thought was:<br /><br />"new form of birth control" - remove the offending appendage?<br /><br />oh Gawd...A Doc 2 Behttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10310878304648897210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1568303550608751962011-05-20T12:24:29.358-04:002011-05-20T12:24:29.358-04:00Gee....and I've always prided myself on having...Gee....and I've always prided myself on having all my parts when I could be selling appendages!oceankisseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03811236268771794012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-79310861868599517102011-05-20T12:21:25.894-04:002011-05-20T12:21:25.894-04:00Are they identical twins? When I was in elementar...Are they identical twins? When I was in elementary school we had a set of identical twins. One was really nice, the other was a pain in the butt and I never could tell which one was which until I started talking to them, which was frustrating because half the time I ended up talking to the one who was the pain in the butt! Anyway, I remember in 5th grade they traded classes for the day. The teachers never figured it out. It was pretty funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70511000001907320842011-05-20T05:02:41.772-04:002011-05-20T05:02:41.772-04:00May you should keep an eye on your dogs (or tell y...May you should keep an eye on your dogs (or tell your Things that dogs don't have appendages) in case they have a surgical brainwave!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-16107476759203048262011-05-19T22:12:15.184-04:002011-05-19T22:12:15.184-04:00Last time I was floated to the ER we had 4 appy pr...Last time I was floated to the ER we had 4 appy present within a 6 hr period. The doc calmly stated after #3 that it was appy hour.The Nite Nursehttp://talesfromtheniteshift.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53289592285993005672011-05-19T22:11:41.829-04:002011-05-19T22:11:41.829-04:00Is thing 1's name Lorena Bobbit?Is thing 1's name Lorena Bobbit?OMDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937425894428802591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-42805309894046251652011-05-19T21:33:17.715-04:002011-05-19T21:33:17.715-04:00Yes, Thing 1 and Thing 2 are the twins.
We've...Yes, Thing 1 and Thing 2 are the twins.<br /><br />We've had them both separate and together in class. Both have advantages and disadvantages.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-42387150194431146722011-05-19T21:17:08.014-04:002011-05-19T21:17:08.014-04:00Dang, I missed out on selling my appendage for a l...Dang, I missed out on selling my appendage for a lot of money! I paid someone to take it.<br />CardioNPAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-59265524948173257092011-05-19T21:04:56.523-04:002011-05-19T21:04:56.523-04:00I'm imagining the rest of the conversation:
T...I'm imagining the rest of the conversation:<br /><br />Thing 2: "On e-bay even"<br />Thing 1: "Hey yer"<br />Thing 2: "Let's"<br />Thing 1: "Sure" ....<br />Thing 2: "Now where's dad's book on cutting out apendages?"<br />....<br /><br />If you notice a sudden interest in surgery from your kids in the near future be worried ....Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506274310934059070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-73389227761290011662011-05-19T20:41:48.897-04:002011-05-19T20:41:48.897-04:00med school couples together commenting on the smal...med school couples together commenting on the small hands of a to-be-famous surgeon.....- his wife says yes, he has such small appendages. multiple rofls before they even existed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53162992504562588922011-05-19T20:36:08.790-04:002011-05-19T20:36:08.790-04:00I am guessing Thing 1 and 2 are the twins?
Have t...I am guessing Thing 1 and 2 are the twins?<br /><br />Have they ever been in the same class at school? Or do you and Mrs. Ibee prefer different rooms?<br /><br />Had lots of sets of multiples in the days; that's why I ask?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28575524094224890172011-05-19T20:30:46.818-04:002011-05-19T20:30:46.818-04:00No escape from the crazies.
This is why you shoul...No escape from the crazies.<br /><br />This is why you should bring a change of clothes to work, so you don't carry the crazy home.Mr Mobiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03806554696099631208noreply@blogger.com