tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post4800876326558262031..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Mary's Desk, September 22, 2010Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26789933394385778142010-09-24T15:06:00.711-04:002010-09-24T15:06:00.711-04:00Not going to lie, once I was seated in a dentist c...Not going to lie, once I was seated in a dentist chair and they asked if they could get me anything while I was waiting. I didn't say it but the only thing that came into my head was, "Some breakfast."<br /><br /><>< KatieKatie Axelsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09361471654719262744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-83482138434610758322010-09-24T13:49:07.285-04:002010-09-24T13:49:07.285-04:00I can see it now. Dr. Grumpy's Hamburger Grill...I can see it now. Dr. Grumpy's Hamburger Grill and Neurology Center. Beer served after your appointment.shotgunnernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7195907624026151892010-09-24T05:44:37.033-04:002010-09-24T05:44:37.033-04:00Let's just review the train of thought here......Let's just review the train of thought here........<br />1. Have dropped mom at airport.<br />2. Feel hungry.<br />3. Have to see doctor.<br />4. Will ask clinic for hamburger.<br />Sincerely hope that you admitted the patient immediately for further testing, for suspected severe illogical thought processes.<br />Or perhaps she was on a strict diet and just suffering from *breakthrough* hunger pangs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55782091707368724732010-09-23T20:46:28.313-04:002010-09-23T20:46:28.313-04:00"Did Mary ask her if she wanted fries with th..."Did Mary ask her if she wanted fries with that?"<br /><br />Bahahaa! That would have been the perfect comeback! :PMorrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84155776619241588892010-09-23T19:29:56.025-04:002010-09-23T19:29:56.025-04:00i will buy grumpy barbecue gear.i will buy grumpy barbecue gear.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-23203776123088963292010-09-23T19:01:17.260-04:002010-09-23T19:01:17.260-04:00Well, maybe you could offer her this tasty treat!
...Well, maybe you could offer her this tasty treat!<br />http://www.nytimes.com/1997/08/29/us/kentucky-doctors-warn-against-a-regional-dish-squirrels-brains.html<br /><br />It's a hilarious article, in a creepy neurology kind of way... and yummy goodness!Rothasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88707415228540493512010-09-23T14:47:19.142-04:002010-09-23T14:47:19.142-04:00Um...No, but I've got a great big bag full of ...Um...No, but I've got a great big bag full of GO AWAY right here in my desk drawer. How about a few servings of that, Huh??<br /><br />(Mentally. Of course.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78345955740634816292010-09-23T13:27:19.347-04:002010-09-23T13:27:19.347-04:00Did Mary ask her if she wanted fries with that?
D...Did Mary ask her if she wanted fries with that?<br /><br />Did the patient offer to gladly pay Tuesday for a hamburger today?staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08872800621811343464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-82377473262524095942010-09-23T12:39:59.198-04:002010-09-23T12:39:59.198-04:00I guess I'll have to work on a line of Dr. Gru...I guess I'll have to work on a line of Dr. Grumpy barbecue gear for the Christmas season.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48567827804136773912010-09-23T11:30:11.681-04:002010-09-23T11:30:11.681-04:00I particularly like the specificity of the request...I particularly like the specificity of the request--not just, would you have something I could eat, but a hamburger!<br /><br />Also the non sequitur or at least missing piece of info--took Mom to airport and I'm really hungry! Did she push her Mom to the airport in a wheelbarrow or is she just trying to say she missed lunch?<br /><br />Sure sounds like carpal tunnel, no?terri chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398808840234914275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69786918351169811012010-09-23T06:54:41.143-04:002010-09-23T06:54:41.143-04:00It was worth a shot. My MD's office has some ...It was worth a shot. My MD's office has some drug rep bring in lunch every freaking day! I'm not making this up, it's nauseating.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-21370089157362699692010-09-23T06:12:59.059-04:002010-09-23T06:12:59.059-04:00Jeeze, you run a pretty ghetto office. What with n...Jeeze, you run a pretty ghetto office. What with no short order cook standing by...ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10385448449844565672010-09-23T00:23:16.090-04:002010-09-23T00:23:16.090-04:00What do you think this is, a cafeteria?
*That is ...What do you think this is, a cafeteria?<br /><br />*That is what I would say at my job-domestic engineer*<br /><br />WV congresp-seriously? You need ESP to understand what congress is doing?Cnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36087057290033090832010-09-22T23:42:26.915-04:002010-09-22T23:42:26.915-04:00While you're at it, could I get a prescription...While you're at it, could I get a prescription for a couple chili dogs?Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-13295315397736871522010-09-22T23:31:18.703-04:002010-09-22T23:31:18.703-04:00Post head injury patient by any chance?Post head injury patient by any chance?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44529201336369780132010-09-22T23:14:31.022-04:002010-09-22T23:14:31.022-04:00Mary, "I'm so sorry, Dr G JUST shut off t...Mary, "I'm so sorry, Dr G JUST shut off the grill in the back. It's open from 11-11:15 on the autumnal and vernal equinoxes. Try back in six months!"<br /><br />Word Verification: Holubble. Dr G's patients holubble into his office with carpal tunnel of the neck.Ellienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67539518851612650922010-09-22T22:41:00.838-04:002010-09-22T22:41:00.838-04:00bwahahahhahaaaaahahaaa! I love it. Worth a shot....bwahahahhahaaaaahahaaa! I love it. Worth a shot. Maybe there's a rep there with food, lol!watercolordaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08918878832628412824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33474016434365763082010-09-22T22:00:58.376-04:002010-09-22T22:00:58.376-04:00And Mary's response?And Mary's response?The Good Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01249986191289837440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80690097975227350992010-09-22T21:55:00.169-04:002010-09-22T21:55:00.169-04:00How funny. I can just imagine Mary's expressio...How funny. I can just imagine Mary's expression. By now, probably, she just looked up in a friendly tone of voice, and said, 'no', but the doctor will be with you shortly?<br /><br />Personally, I would've asked for a chocolate cookie or a vanilla wafer. What kind of a nurse doesn't keep things handy for starving patients. Surely, there's a stale cookie somewhere, or maybe a bottle of open Tums, liquid Maalox? Something, just something to avoid the grumble, rumble in Dr. Grumpy's office!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10836326443451184652010-09-22T21:22:57.124-04:002010-09-22T21:22:57.124-04:00I can see asking for a pen, a phone book, a piece ...I can see asking for a pen, a phone book, a piece of paper, heck, a piece of hard candy! But a hamburger????? Strange, very strange. What planet do your patients come from?????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4714751175796873662010-09-22T19:29:42.814-04:002010-09-22T19:29:42.814-04:00Must be kin to J. Wellington Wimpy.Must be kin to J. Wellington Wimpy.SECRET PEPPER PERSON:https://www.blogger.com/profile/06434583043459305729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-915921410111948332010-09-22T18:32:18.344-04:002010-09-22T18:32:18.344-04:00if you do not ask, they cannot say yes.if you do not ask, they cannot say yes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57776454387133640412010-09-22T18:08:34.741-04:002010-09-22T18:08:34.741-04:00Wow. I like this lady!
From now on, I'm goin...Wow. I like this lady! <br /><br />From now on, I'm going to start asking that everywhere I go.Helenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07842890893365738906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36868542841574204212010-09-22T17:54:13.797-04:002010-09-22T17:54:13.797-04:00So, where's your soft serve ice cream machine?...So, where's your soft serve ice cream machine?<br /><br />Or, even better... The open bar! Yeah, that's it. Come see Dr. Grumpy and get free booze! <br /><br />I'd switch doctors for that, snort!Karen Wnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-22983830246389259162010-09-22T17:23:50.007-04:002010-09-22T17:23:50.007-04:00Some people... where does she think these hamburge...Some people... where does she think these hamburgers would be kept? I can understand other kinds of munchies (fruit, bagged snacks, 4X) but still... *shrugs*Sunnynoreply@blogger.com