tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post4424347281215357049..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Not helpfulGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88140577244283254092010-12-05T00:20:05.360-05:002010-12-05T00:20:05.360-05:00You can cross methemoglobinemia off the list of di...You can cross methemoglobinemia off the list of differential diagnoses, then.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72752512273280254502010-12-04T18:14:11.821-05:002010-12-04T18:14:11.821-05:00Thats good! I once did an informal survey on a ba...Thats good! I once did an informal survey on a babymama forum. Of over 200 replies, over 70% believed that blood inside the body is blue, and it is only red when it comes in contact with room air oxygen.Happy Vegemitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01261225080169823055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7520520715066005022010-12-04T13:36:09.279-05:002010-12-04T13:36:09.279-05:00Haha, clever.
@ Lab Tech: I remember seeing a pa...Haha, clever. <br /><br />@ Lab Tech: I remember seeing a patient claim that her veins looked blue because she had forgotten to take her coumadin that day, and so her blood was getting 'dirtier'Not Househttp://iamnothouse.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-66558080589762876112010-12-04T11:38:26.298-05:002010-12-04T11:38:26.298-05:00that is too funny!that is too funny!Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00938287202761607041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67994961900623224482010-12-03T21:21:59.787-05:002010-12-03T21:21:59.787-05:00Hey Tom,
Ahhhh. Proof. I'm the local health...Hey Tom,<br /><br />Ahhhh. Proof. I'm the local health inspector, thank you...the spiders can't help you now.I'm gonna get ya.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43818327547645600182010-12-03T17:04:13.921-05:002010-12-03T17:04:13.921-05:00If it's too red, the vacutainer isn't work...If it's too red, the vacutainer isn't working right.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-63312267379528911092010-12-03T16:55:13.505-05:002010-12-03T16:55:13.505-05:00Oh my word, Kim & Tom you're killing me!!!...Oh my word, Kim & Tom you're killing me!!! Hilarious!!!! Nice sidebarAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44422291226674053172010-12-03T15:49:27.809-05:002010-12-03T15:49:27.809-05:00Kim, Tom again--that is exactly what we want you t...Kim, Tom again--that is exactly what we want you to think, keeps us from getting fired.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67961849694357750002010-12-03T15:39:08.270-05:002010-12-03T15:39:08.270-05:00Actually, when I say things like that, they know I...Actually, when I say things like that, they know I'm joking and joke right back with me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33882218797592996822010-12-03T15:33:01.831-05:002010-12-03T15:33:01.831-05:00I've done my share of phlebotomy and I heard t...I've done my share of phlebotomy and I heard the "so it's not blue then?" at least once per hour. Along with the line from Tony Hancock, "A pint, that's almost an armful!" (google it if you're not British enough to have seen that show from the 60s!). Warfarin (coumarin) patients would claim to be able to tell how "thin" their blood was by looking at it (despite the drug merely reducing the activity of some enzymes - it's not like making gravy where you add more water to make it runnier!) and the one that pissed me off each and every time was the thrice-hourly comments about me being a vampire.<br /><br />GRRRRRR!Food Addicthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16413887520614296421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-60156394168888515652010-12-03T12:17:55.099-05:002010-12-03T12:17:55.099-05:00Kim, My name is Tom, I was your waiter, How was th...Kim, My name is Tom, I was your waiter, How was the soup ?? <br /><br />You think waiters don't know how to deal with wiseasses.<br /><br />Old Girl MD, raise the status of your clientele, some of us are bluebloods , you know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-86063655023790021472010-12-03T10:30:28.092-05:002010-12-03T10:30:28.092-05:00An example of my wise-assness: I was at a restaur...An example of my wise-assness: I was at a restaurant and the waiter said 'My name is Tom if you need anything.'. I then asked him what his name was if I did not need anything.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45548092203638835792010-12-03T10:29:05.511-05:002010-12-03T10:29:05.511-05:00That actually sounds like something I might say be...That actually sounds like something I might say because I tend to be a bit of a wise ass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-54619832199429063412010-12-03T09:58:49.511-05:002010-12-03T09:58:49.511-05:00As opposed to what? Green? Is she Vulcan?As opposed to what? Green? Is she Vulcan?OMDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937425894428802591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47960650671740900932010-12-03T09:49:59.753-05:002010-12-03T09:49:59.753-05:00Phew! That's a relief! Things look promising...Phew! That's a relief! Things look promising!hyperCRYPTICalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11967085628384237933noreply@blogger.com