tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post4263174879299060622..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Sunday morning, 5:05 a.m.Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41889358968263429402010-06-14T11:13:01.606-04:002010-06-14T11:13:01.606-04:00Thankfully it was not with a standard Poodle.Thankfully it was not with a standard Poodle.ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77096632374591332472010-06-14T04:26:25.641-04:002010-06-14T04:26:25.641-04:00We had a guy come in once who'd sustained pret...We had a guy come in once who'd sustained pretty impressive facial trauma after a vulture collided with his windshield. The trouble wasn't the glass; it was the now-dying vulture (big claws!) that came through the broken windshield and hit him in the head.Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16520599099436383317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36719008991431793782010-06-14T00:00:21.592-04:002010-06-14T00:00:21.592-04:00@AlexDreamz: Maybe she was AMS due to poodle-induc...@AlexDreamz: Maybe she was AMS due to poodle-induced blunt trauma.<br /><br />Hopalong GinsbergAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24682140883594401222010-06-13T23:04:32.249-04:002010-06-13T23:04:32.249-04:00Doc:
I hope you don't have to report this pat...Doc:<br /><br />I hope you don't have to report this patient to Animal Control for poodle abuse.<br /><br />Besides, is there a little frontal lobe lesion thing going on there? Doesn't sound exactly appropriate, unless of course, Ms. X. is part of a Monty Python skit. "The poodle's not dead, it's only sleeping."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-73534318018844445522010-06-13T22:13:12.049-04:002010-06-13T22:13:12.049-04:00Just what part of the poodle came into contact? An...Just what part of the poodle came into contact? Animal Welfare League call? Or, a loaded stuffed one?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-92156868107121198242010-06-13T21:35:42.618-04:002010-06-13T21:35:42.618-04:00There is a show on tonight on The Learning Channel...There is a show on tonight on The Learning Channel called Extreme Poodles. Maybe she is on there tonight with her Poodle. It's on @ 8-9 CST. I was just flipping through the channels and this are some pretty BIG ASS Poodles. Just Maybe??????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31588526986041390292010-06-13T21:28:48.572-04:002010-06-13T21:28:48.572-04:00I just want to know what kind of person calls ANY ...I just want to know what kind of person calls ANY doctor at 5am for a poodle assault?? Is there some class in being medically incompetent that all these people took in college that I missed? Oh, excuse me, I meant elementary school - maybe even preschool. I'm pretty sure even my 10 yo would not think this was sufficient reason to call a doctor. Poor Grumpy :(AlexDreamznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74608922275404697572010-06-13T21:10:11.781-04:002010-06-13T21:10:11.781-04:00Oh, NO! Not the fluffy poodle!Oh, NO! Not the fluffy poodle!The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69001478037320958432010-06-13T19:04:39.600-04:002010-06-13T19:04:39.600-04:00I think your weekend call stories are my favorite....I think your weekend call stories are my favorite...<br /><br />-nurse8Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44756039234752185422010-06-13T18:40:24.225-04:002010-06-13T18:40:24.225-04:00You're sure she wasn't slurring "pool...You're sure she wasn't slurring "pool cue"? Yikes.Outridernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-6170306682636144602010-06-13T17:52:50.361-04:002010-06-13T17:52:50.361-04:00do you ever wonder that one of your patients might...do you ever wonder that one of your patients might find your blog just through random internet chance? coz your weirdness is pretty specific. if that girl reads that post, its not like she'll go, 'oh, that must be some other different person who got hit over the head by a small poodle, what a strange person.'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-12524341305752355232010-06-13T17:04:16.099-04:002010-06-13T17:04:16.099-04:00Well, I've been seeing commercials on TLC for ...Well, I've been seeing commercials on TLC for this new Extreme Poodles show that supposed to be starting soon. Perhaps....Stephanie Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09357887822077293787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-61509671419468929112010-06-13T16:36:11.313-04:002010-06-13T16:36:11.313-04:00professor plum in the conservatory with a poodleprofessor plum in the conservatory with a poodleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50816829199863847202010-06-13T16:15:54.959-04:002010-06-13T16:15:54.959-04:00so many thoughts come to mind on this one. and so...so many thoughts come to mind on this one. and so I ask, the Great Dr. Grumpy, did this surprise you from this patient?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32194769990993653662010-06-13T14:15:49.588-04:002010-06-13T14:15:49.588-04:00And I thought I had heard everything!!!And I thought I had heard everything!!!A. TEXANnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-83693275283107435502010-06-13T13:38:17.483-04:002010-06-13T13:38:17.483-04:00Well, it's raining cats and dogs here, but I h...Well, it's raining cats and dogs here, but I haven't seen any poodles small or otherwise. Maybe I ought to be more careful.terri chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398808840234914275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57307295108953127142010-06-13T12:22:13.689-04:002010-06-13T12:22:13.689-04:00Ok...WHAT?????Ok...WHAT?????J-Quell'nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01878522077562588401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81523478302994097992010-06-13T11:33:35.022-04:002010-06-13T11:33:35.022-04:00But How's The Poodle???But How's The Poodle???The Good Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01249986191289837440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75280801270098910372010-06-13T10:51:40.797-04:002010-06-13T10:51:40.797-04:00at what size does a poodle become a felonious dang...at what size does a poodle become a felonious dangerous weapon?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44198066987223946312010-06-13T09:53:30.262-04:002010-06-13T09:53:30.262-04:00She probably read somewhere on WebMD or an iPhone ...She probably read somewhere on WebMD or an iPhone App about a contra-indication between her medication and Poodle trauma! Good think you were there for her Dr. G!KimberlyKnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10169327539396496572010-06-13T09:50:24.399-04:002010-06-13T09:50:24.399-04:00she called you at 5am for this??? you probably wer...she called you at 5am for this??? you probably were too pissed off to sleep after calling her back (remind me fizzy's cartoon that's dedicated to you) :pmongolian yaknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19494632006661744942010-06-13T09:37:35.159-04:002010-06-13T09:37:35.159-04:00lol, this is why the good Doc G. is bookmarked bet...lol, this is why the good Doc G. is bookmarked between The Onion and Fail Blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78298070416601011422010-06-13T09:25:16.830-04:002010-06-13T09:25:16.830-04:00small poodle- no problem. large poodle- er and a l...small poodle- no problem. large poodle- er and a lawyerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-51807768984637507782010-06-13T09:20:40.909-04:002010-06-13T09:20:40.909-04:00Count yourself lucky you don't have to deal wi...Count yourself lucky you don't have to deal with the poodle and the person attached to it.LittleVethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08245922578216008966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1923348779774128972010-06-13T09:17:42.313-04:002010-06-13T09:17:42.313-04:00Poor poodle....hope it had no injuries! Am glad sh...Poor poodle....hope it had no injuries! Am glad she was specific enough to let you know it was a SMALL one that hit her.daniellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04460011312097894940noreply@blogger.com