tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post418103588236624447..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Things you hear on callGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85759946254700341592011-04-26T07:40:27.491-04:002011-04-26T07:40:27.491-04:00I've seen some pretty gross and grisly real li...I've seen some pretty gross and grisly real life things over the years, and saw some unpleasant stuff while working at the nursing home. <br />But I have gotten to the point that I can barely watch anything on TV because of the artificial violence. Yes, I know it is fake, both the violence and the gore. But it still makes me physically ill at times, and gives me bad nightmares for quite some time afterwards.<br />Even some movies that are G rated bother me a lot.Donhttp://donald.parker@ge.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33360232763769581592011-04-25T20:49:27.984-04:002011-04-25T20:49:27.984-04:00The last one made me laugh loudly enough to wake u...The last one made me laugh loudly enough to wake up the dog.watercolordaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08918878832628412824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14942031281093387342011-04-25T19:54:07.382-04:002011-04-25T19:54:07.382-04:00@Axl Rose: "Bones" was my favorite show ...@Axl Rose: "Bones" was my favorite show when I was catching up via Netflix and eating my dinners :P <br />Nothing beats a nice roasted lemon herb chicken meal accompanied by images of fake-but-realistic-and-gross-looking decomposed soupMinglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07708626178634518410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-59260516651169560912011-04-25T18:50:15.835-04:002011-04-25T18:50:15.835-04:00You know you're a nurse when...
So many memor...You know you're a nurse when...<br /><br />So many memories ~bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-13473713658871244532011-04-25T18:24:29.811-04:002011-04-25T18:24:29.811-04:00@Anonymous 2:20pm
Must mean someone pissed her of...@Anonymous 2:20pm<br /><br />Must mean someone pissed her off?<br /><br /><br /><br />This blog makes my day so many times. Thaks Doc.shonyBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81446117221583750512011-04-25T15:30:45.385-04:002011-04-25T15:30:45.385-04:00Okay, what does a mad woman pee like?Okay, what does a mad woman pee like?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-13274771544621097332011-04-25T14:38:15.685-04:002011-04-25T14:38:15.685-04:00@Axl Rose - I keep telling my kids they would do w...@Axl Rose - I keep telling my kids they would do well in forensics or medicine since they've watched "Bones", forensic shows & similar shows with me while eating meals since I deemed them old enough to do so. In my family that means, can you ask intelligent questions about what you are seeing/reading and understand the answers? Are you bothered by it? Do you have nightmares about it? If the answers are yes, no & no then you are allowed access.<br /><br />I also like "Bones" for my son since he has Aspergers and I can point out how the main character interacts with others as opposed to how the other characters interact.Kat's Katshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05519016601947528061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55295140847657331422011-04-25T14:29:21.219-04:002011-04-25T14:29:21.219-04:00Riveting.
I would have chimed in earlier, but the...Riveting.<br /><br />I would have chimed in earlier, but the %^&*( computer crashed.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45235544817514936982011-04-25T12:18:46.392-04:002011-04-25T12:18:46.392-04:00@ERP - In preparing for a life in medicine, I have...@ERP - In preparing for a life in medicine, I have taken to eating my meals whilst watching "Bones", and I appear to have totally unhitched my "I'ma puke" reflex from my "this is gross" reflex! That tip's free y'all :)Lucky Jackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00281212658607029795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47189198165334196132011-04-25T12:06:55.408-04:002011-04-25T12:06:55.408-04:00One of my overheard favorites.
"OK Mr. Jones...One of my overheard favorites.<br /><br />"OK Mr. Jones. We're giving you a phone back but if you call 911 to tell them there's a hostage situation at Local Hospital, you won't get it back during this stay."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-23568819243315745302011-04-25T11:29:38.396-04:002011-04-25T11:29:38.396-04:00somebody has to have these conversations.somebody has to have these conversations.jondavidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09988366201616075405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45067937027625004962011-04-25T11:03:38.239-04:002011-04-25T11:03:38.239-04:00"Wow, did you see how much pus was in that ab..."Wow, did you see how much pus was in that abscess?!?!"<br />"Yeah, it was nasty!"<br />"Yeah, so what are you having for lunch"ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26765379073765616112011-04-25T10:18:14.816-04:002011-04-25T10:18:14.816-04:00Which is generally why we try not to be in hospita...Which is generally why we try not to be in hospitals any more than absolutely necessary.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-6254824603051942752011-04-25T09:28:06.687-04:002011-04-25T09:28:06.687-04:00I worked as a janitor for a nursing home a few yea...I worked as a janitor for a nursing home a few years back, and disdainful conversation regarding the patients was actually rare, even on second shift. OTOH, some of the male patients were quite "interested" in some of the female staff, and I had to assist a few of the staff when things got out of hand.<br />I should note that the men who did this were all suffering from dementia, and I doubt that any of them would have done something like this if they were undemented.<br />Most of the conversations that I overheard while mopping the areas around the nursing stations were about the nurses and aides at the other stations. Some of those were along the lines of your quotes, but using more words that rhyme with duck...<br />I enjoyed working at the nursing home, but I was glad to get back into my field. Now, I can curse my computer instead of my co-workers!Donhttp://donald.parker@ge.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31009155364283121582011-04-25T09:08:13.153-04:002011-04-25T09:08:13.153-04:00Hospitals, a slice of life.Hospitals, a slice of life.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-61076757027213059842011-04-25T08:59:48.854-04:002011-04-25T08:59:48.854-04:00I am a wee bit cocerned that housekeeping saw the ...I am a wee bit cocerned that housekeeping saw the blanket!! (on<br />so many levels.. :o<br />He could not cover up the boys while there? I KNOW he did not see this while an exam was going on!<br /><br />BTW: Double gross for a monday morning! Out of Diet Coke are we??donnanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64626986326063648782011-04-25T08:56:51.335-04:002011-04-25T08:56:51.335-04:00You forgot, "I can't sit down, I have a t...You forgot, "I can't sit down, I have a turd in my pants." Oh yeah, that was ME that heard that. Never mind.Officer Cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193271958353271282noreply@blogger.com