tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post4123398762512583572..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Medical inventionsGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1232005544625308542020-12-12T05:31:33.087-05:002020-12-12T05:31:33.087-05:00I'm so glad I don't have to look at those....I'm so glad I don't have to look at those. The capitalization of the "W" in "Washing" bugs me and what's with the numbers in the lower left-hand corner?Luckymom22https://www.blogger.com/profile/05198862266064323871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32566583061114398612020-12-04T02:15:28.667-05:002020-12-04T02:15:28.667-05:00Fun Facts
90% of all pickpocketings occur while th...Fun Facts<br />90% of all pickpocketings occur while the victim is holding both hands under water and is distracted by reading a screen.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24196289719707088302020-12-03T11:44:30.723-05:002020-12-03T11:44:30.723-05:00Hey G Stockton Powell, I have come back for the la...Hey G Stockton Powell, I have come back for the last two days for fascinating statistics on penis length, you have not delivered, you have left me short. The rest of you have awaken from your 22 hour slumber, your humor left me more breathless than the average AmericanPackerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26002502038067910712020-12-02T21:36:10.194-05:002020-12-02T21:36:10.194-05:00There was an official looking sign posted in a VA ...There was an official looking sign posted in a VA hospital that intoned. "LOOKING AT THE TOILET PAPER AFTER WIPING YOURSELF IS A VIOLATION OF US CODE 501:66."Oldfoolrnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01747485143127099085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7557253705990074342020-12-01T21:14:15.096-05:002020-12-01T21:14:15.096-05:00when I was still in an office, the only thing in o...when I was still in an office, the only thing in our washroom was a sign from the State Health Dept that said to sing the ABC song. I feel really deprived. <br /><br />If you can breath 324,000/hr, how many calories do you burn? Can your heart fly like a hummingbird? Can you be used as a space heater? Or maybe you are just a superspreader these days.Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11823118794294237278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36772224119292039582020-11-30T20:21:11.547-05:002020-11-30T20:21:11.547-05:00Which is really strange when you consider how soph...Which is really strange when you consider how sophisticated and widespread Australia's coffee culture is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-51294159828487638502020-11-30T12:42:00.465-05:002020-11-30T12:42:00.465-05:00*Mammootty*MammoottyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-6076124897145324292020-11-30T12:34:59.603-05:002020-11-30T12:34:59.603-05:00(1) Wash hands thoroughly.
(2) Dry hands.
(3) Take...(1) Wash hands thoroughly.<br />(2) Dry hands.<br />(3) Take out the phone that you've just been using to play Candy Crush while you were on the shitter, and Google "Mannootty."<br />(4) Back to work!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70361797899485900412020-11-30T12:31:25.197-05:002020-11-30T12:31:25.197-05:00"Count how many times you breathe in a minute..."Count how many times you breathe in a minute, multiply by 60, and that will tell you exactly how far below average you are. Come back tomorrow for some fascinating statistics on penis length."G. Stockton Powellnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29501821936995590542020-11-30T12:28:44.169-05:002020-11-30T12:28:44.169-05:00"In the 1950s, the French government institut..."In the 1950s, the French government instituted a program in which children would be trained to sniff out truffles. The program failed, however, as pigs proved easier than children to teach and were much better at following instructions. The children were given jobs as cabdrivers instead."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-86299524723846717652020-11-30T12:23:23.758-05:002020-11-30T12:23:23.758-05:00"Of course I love myself. Why do you think I&..."Of course I love myself. Why do you think I'm in the bathroom?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27513486920920191222020-11-30T11:54:19.421-05:002020-11-30T11:54:19.421-05:00Or that raccoons don't actually wash their han...Or that raccoons don't actually wash their hands, they are just feeling around for food under water.jonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09357820440454534635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53784377425857395932020-11-30T09:06:29.465-05:002020-11-30T09:06:29.465-05:00What they don't tell you is that koalas almost...What they don't tell you is that koalas almost never wash their hands.Officer Cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193271958353271282noreply@blogger.com