tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post4061210483833456196..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Thursday night phone messageGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64704417941417623322014-03-17T02:33:16.144-04:002014-03-17T02:33:16.144-04:00I had a friend that the phone message reminds me o...I had a friend that the phone message reminds me of. He was never interested in anything but video games. He had one girlfriend, but I think it was just to see what it was like to have one. He's well into adulthood now, but he rarely goes outside or interacts with people except over online video games. Probably trying to avoid the same fate here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74405571804462908252014-03-16T20:08:58.223-04:002014-03-16T20:08:58.223-04:00As one who lives with avid, dedicated gamers, I ca...As one who lives with avid, dedicated gamers, I can see this as a desperate parent plea for the boy to make non obsessed friends with kids while he still can. I'm almost willing to bet if the boy wanted to bring a boy it might not be as big a problem as the game thing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88710872134939095572014-03-15T20:40:13.137-04:002014-03-15T20:40:13.137-04:00I'm not going to express any opinions about an...I'm not going to express any opinions about anybody here. I just want to say I laughed at this till my lungs thought the jig was up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-20094247449547752922014-03-15T18:54:05.022-04:002014-03-15T18:54:05.022-04:00Um, how is this the _kid's_ fault? The _father...Um, how is this the _kid's_ fault? The _father_ is the adult with that idea. <br /><br />And you don't know the motivation behind it. Maybe his kid is really shy and he's just trying to get him out of his shell. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65819640777051251382014-03-15T09:00:31.750-04:002014-03-15T09:00:31.750-04:00Points for honesty. I'm guessing mom is on the...Points for honesty. I'm guessing mom is on the PTO dance committee, and has no girls going to this thing. To avoid humiliation for mom, dad is strong armies g this kid to go. <br /><br />At least that message is better than *Marie is a sweet shortie, and I wanna play grope ass during the dance.*<br /><br />Win. Win. Marie gets to go with a boy who is still more interested in gaming than boobs. Mom isn't in the shame pit, and kid gets a game.<br /><br />WINNING!<br /><br />*SkullCandy*<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36245905320736685272014-03-14T21:50:50.724-04:002014-03-14T21:50:50.724-04:00Marie should tell Austin's father that she wi...Marie should tell Austin's father that she will go to the dance with Austin if he gets her ____. That way everyone is happy. Kids get new stuff. Austin's dad fulfills whatever bizarre need he has by sending son to dance, and the Grumpys sleep easy knowing Austin's interest in Marie is solely based on his desire for new electronics. Perfect.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10744238499498830152014-03-14T21:10:14.255-04:002014-03-14T21:10:14.255-04:00She should really hold out for a guy with a Wii.She should really hold out for a guy with a Wii.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62592145597112173762014-03-14T20:22:42.232-04:002014-03-14T20:22:42.232-04:00See? Gay conversion therapy DOES work!See? Gay conversion therapy DOES work!Michele Bachmannnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-13965690736702188692014-03-14T20:00:36.739-04:002014-03-14T20:00:36.739-04:00Is Marie going to be giving Austin a piece of her ...Is Marie going to be giving Austin a piece of her mind next time they meet at school?lbparkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-17649202808680450302014-03-14T19:55:06.722-04:002014-03-14T19:55:06.722-04:00Well?Well?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-71676195298437901362014-03-14T18:15:16.071-04:002014-03-14T18:15:16.071-04:00Egad! That is what I think. Egad! That is what I think. Hattiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02621439195920479957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-61490626655324034362014-03-14T17:56:55.217-04:002014-03-14T17:56:55.217-04:00What a creepy invitation. That makes me want to s...What a creepy invitation. That makes me want to smack him. At least he's honest. Ooh, why doesn't hair-gel son put on a wig, dress up in a Goodwill cocktail dress, and meet loverboy at the door the night of the dance.gloria pnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65649504237009610322014-03-14T17:28:50.761-04:002014-03-14T17:28:50.761-04:00One day, this kid is going to have to explain to p...One day, this kid is going to have to explain to potential dates why his nickname is "Microsoft."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30422614732303763072014-03-14T15:29:32.234-04:002014-03-14T15:29:32.234-04:00So? Can Austin be trusted? Does he have the stam...So? Can Austin be trusted? Does he have the stamp of approval to take Marie to the dance? Our shall we break or the pitch forks? Lil mighty RNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11901267474261657548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-66810951866348778492014-03-14T15:29:18.739-04:002014-03-14T15:29:18.739-04:00It makes one wonder why a father decided to bribe ...It makes one wonder why a father decided to bribe his son to take a girl to a junior high dance.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74811483336971545112014-03-14T13:34:21.409-04:002014-03-14T13:34:21.409-04:00I think marie should ask for a cut of the deal and...I think marie should ask for a cut of the deal and then go to the dance.brentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76207597989526736222014-03-14T12:36:23.540-04:002014-03-14T12:36:23.540-04:00Ah,it begins.
This is the time when having acces...Ah,it begins. <br /><br />This is the time when having access to Fukitol and other psychoactive drugs is useful<br /><br />For you, not the young man.Ms. Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945753071493117365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40393025875337569422014-03-14T12:34:43.515-04:002014-03-14T12:34:43.515-04:00Real flattering to Marie!
Seriously, though, it ...Real flattering to Marie! <br /><br />Seriously, though, it sounds like Austin isn't masculine enough for Dad. Poor kid!Bobbinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65475007716771383252014-03-14T12:18:42.777-04:002014-03-14T12:18:42.777-04:00If she goes to the dance with him, does she get to...If she goes to the dance with him, does she get to play on the xbox?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26247143189351486422014-03-14T11:39:54.982-04:002014-03-14T11:39:54.982-04:00The kid has no future in sales or politics but you...The kid has no future in sales or politics but you have to admire his honesty.bunkywisenoreply@blogger.com