tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post397595969310056855..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Mary, I'm going to go work at Big Lots.Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14635849109367880112011-04-29T11:54:40.853-04:002011-04-29T11:54:40.853-04:00Really, Grumpy...you are fortunate. This little c...Really, Grumpy...you are fortunate. This little couple settled that rather quickly. Most little old couples I see would have argued for 20 minutes before reaching a similar conclusion!Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15773325587576454265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18383673162359659932011-04-22T15:57:45.398-04:002011-04-22T15:57:45.398-04:00Completely sounds like something out of the pharma...Completely sounds like something out of the pharmacy. <br /><br />Patient: "I only need 3 out of the 4 meds I usually take this month."<br /><br />Tech: "Which 3 do you want?"<br /><br />Patient: "I don't want the one that comes in the blue pack."<br /><br />Tech: "2 of your regular medications come packaged in a blue pack."<br /><br />Patient: "Why can't you just figure it out?!?"A is for....https://www.blogger.com/profile/11698637225480941757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67555088665377673432011-04-21T20:47:31.702-04:002011-04-21T20:47:31.702-04:00When I was in med school, I totally didn't und...When I was in med school, I totally didn't understand why the PDR wasted so much space with all those PICTURES!<br /><br />Now that I'm in administration, I totally get it.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-61802007889999182072011-04-20T23:20:42.127-04:002011-04-20T23:20:42.127-04:00"I need a refill on this." *hands over e..."I need a refill on this." *hands over empty pill bottle with no label* <br /><br />"Ma'am, what medication do you need a refill for?"<br /><br />"I don't know the name, but it's the little blue one. Except the last time I took it to the pharmacy, they gave me pink ones instead, 'cause they were out of the blue ones."<br /><br />"Which pharmacy do you use?"<br /><br />"Well, sometimes it's the one on the corner, and other times I go to the one that's at the grocery store. Oh, and once I sent away for it in the mail"<br /><br />"Ma'am, why do you take this medication?"<br /><br />"'Cause the doc told me too! Don't you know anything!?!"<br /><br />*facepalm*The Evil Receptionistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31617209626828086112011-04-20T22:09:29.308-04:002011-04-20T22:09:29.308-04:00I keep a list on my phone. I just hand the list ov...I keep a list on my phone. I just hand the list over. I have the dosage and everything. Nurses and docs seem surprised and thrilled. Now I see why. haha.watercolordaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08918878832628412824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-63984126393606891122011-04-20T19:40:05.927-04:002011-04-20T19:40:05.927-04:00Oooooooh. And people wonder why doctors ask them ...Oooooooh. And people wonder why doctors ask them to actually bring their medication bottles to their visits. ::snicker::Kat's Katshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05519016601947528061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53669221639049714072011-04-20T16:47:28.733-04:002011-04-20T16:47:28.733-04:00But which way will they raise the children?But which way will they raise the children?Li'l Azathothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40326797282399770142011-04-20T16:32:05.976-04:002011-04-20T16:32:05.976-04:008^O
Does it give you chills when patients say t...8^O <br /><br />Does it give you chills when patients say things like that, or are you beyond that now?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32403722990900164652011-04-20T15:49:07.575-04:002011-04-20T15:49:07.575-04:00"We just mix them together, and grab whatever..."We just mix them together, and grab whatever is at the top. Every day is a new adventure!"Not Househttp://iamnothouse.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-60641639480141173152011-04-20T15:01:04.384-04:002011-04-20T15:01:04.384-04:00The sad truth is, since they can't remember wh...The sad truth is, since they can't remember who takes what, they probably both take a delightful mix of medications!Pollyhttp://marysisson.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90245953096978363202011-04-20T11:53:07.753-04:002011-04-20T11:53:07.753-04:00calcium channel blockers wipe out the entire brain...calcium channel blockers wipe out the entire brain, little known fact, but it is clear for all of Grumpy's patients take BP meds and they all wind up with no minds. I think the Medical Profession has some splainin to do. Hmmmmm. BP meds a vast conspiracy by Neurologist---film at 11<br /><br />So Grumpy it appears your little win win for the MDs has been exposed. God I am starting to sound like one of his patients.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69414873445231233892011-04-20T11:07:28.645-04:002011-04-20T11:07:28.645-04:00You totally don't want to go work at Big Lots....You totally don't want to go work at Big Lots...where do you think that these people go to shop?!kate sweetenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456543724486391157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25540317513488804022011-04-20T10:54:09.606-04:002011-04-20T10:54:09.606-04:00"Oh sure, just so long as you don't take ..."Oh sure, just so long as you don't take yours both out of the same bottle... wait, you do?" *facepalm*Kitty~Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12459737989322445725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8277620618147810752011-04-20T10:22:50.198-04:002011-04-20T10:22:50.198-04:00You don't want to do that, Dr. G. Those people...You don't want to do that, Dr. G. Those people shop at Big Lots, too. :-)Sandranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24516023103301649452011-04-20T08:57:25.163-04:002011-04-20T08:57:25.163-04:00welcome to Big Lots, you can fill out the applicat...welcome to Big Lots, you can fill out the application <a href="http://www.biglots.com/images/corporate/careers/Employment_Application.pdf" rel="nofollow">here</a>, don't forget to stop your diet coke a few days before the drug/alcohol test ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com