tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post3930717453960129755..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: The art of conversationGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90972482714833171512011-04-15T01:31:10.894-04:002011-04-15T01:31:10.894-04:00wait, what was ZZ Top doing at the hospital? did ...wait, what was ZZ Top doing at the hospital? did they at least have sunglasses?Rachaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32515540098528486492011-04-12T23:27:58.666-04:002011-04-12T23:27:58.666-04:00were the beards "phila-beards" & tho...were the beards "phila-beards" & those men my customers? seems like it!w8ng2retirerphnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-73578192076529052582011-04-12T03:19:20.287-04:002011-04-12T03:19:20.287-04:00This reminds me of the scene from The Wire http:/...This reminds me of the scene from The Wire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQbsnSVM1zMjnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43911461912225283932011-04-12T02:55:04.745-04:002011-04-12T02:55:04.745-04:00Aw, cut those guys some slack. It's obvious t...Aw, cut those guys some slack. It's obvious that they get paid a buck everytime that use that lovely little word!Teehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17129283674618952945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88082018915770290302011-04-11T20:50:05.690-04:002011-04-11T20:50:05.690-04:00They're the smurfs of cuss words.They're the smurfs of cuss words.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-34601401477220593242011-04-11T18:54:10.263-04:002011-04-11T18:54:10.263-04:00I hope you had hand sanitizer with you. At least ...I hope you had hand sanitizer with you. At least they didn't say "like" fifty times.knitalot3https://www.blogger.com/profile/11567418493414449591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-51316663517945731112011-04-11T18:21:02.551-04:002011-04-11T18:21:02.551-04:00Maybe they were on their way to see Dr. Lexus!
I ...Maybe they were on their way to see Dr. Lexus!<br /><br />I resolved to swear less after a friend and I were wondering why a building had spikes on it and a helpful passer-by informed us that it "was shit to keep off the pigeons and shit, because of all the pigeon shit and shit."Pollyhttp://marysisson.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-23803144361632659502011-04-11T17:04:30.882-04:002011-04-11T17:04:30.882-04:00It's like talking to someone with nounal aphas...It's like talking to someone with nounal aphasia. They know what they mean, and you know what they mean, but the words are wrong. <br /><br />Meaning is context dependant.Malnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53452673095148788832011-04-11T16:50:31.615-04:002011-04-11T16:50:31.615-04:00An overdose of xaL-xE?An overdose of xaL-xE?Loren Pechtelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08348494458707790769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-82481490704445435042011-04-11T16:29:17.697-04:002011-04-11T16:29:17.697-04:00Guy#1 needs to get some artisanal...Guy#1 needs to get some artisanal...Mockingbirdnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25920379867370273442011-04-11T16:13:26.672-04:002011-04-11T16:13:26.672-04:00I'm just curious what the significance was of ...I'm just curious what the significance was of mentioning they both had huge beards. I happen to also have a huge beard, and I am infamous because my language has less offensive colorful metaphors. Actually, this is particularly the type of bastardization of the English tongue I find myself fighting when I converse with college students where I teach.Doug Funnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10863655932950821217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75623506717421480532011-04-11T14:11:52.120-04:002011-04-11T14:11:52.120-04:00In a previous workplace, they had all sorts of tra...In a previous workplace, they had all sorts of training (i.e. indoctrination under the guise of management courses) with acronyms like SFS for Strive for Excellence, etc. We snarked and called it Super High Intensity Training.Marcohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09930813831113945752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25153128034990959282011-04-11T12:30:31.594-04:002011-04-11T12:30:31.594-04:00Shit, you were sharing an elevator with ZZ Top!Shit, you were sharing an elevator with ZZ Top!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75422053660309662262011-04-11T12:11:38.839-04:002011-04-11T12:11:38.839-04:00Okay, I need to find out which child took off with...Okay, I need to find out which child took off with my <i>International Dictionary of Obscenities</i> so that I can translate this shit.Kat's Katshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05519016601947528061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62566993739761761502011-04-11T12:02:56.417-04:002011-04-11T12:02:56.417-04:00They must be the guys I camped next to years ago, ...They must be the guys I camped next to years ago, grown up.<br /><br />They were having a fantastic time. An effing fantastic time. Another effing beer man. When Bob effing fell out of the effing canoe in the effing rapids, that was so effing great. Put some more effing wood on the effing fire. Give me another effing beer. Man, this is so effing effing. Oh man, that the effing sun coming up?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69639807380090006722011-04-11T11:32:18.416-04:002011-04-11T11:32:18.416-04:00After working in the ED for years, I think I could...After working in the ED for years, I think I could understand what they were talking about. <br />They were likely good friends, too. Because a good friend will know what you are saying without words, through all the shit.BinkRNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04055468641605573339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38379984569179497412011-04-11T11:08:20.045-04:002011-04-11T11:08:20.045-04:00They need to watch some episodes of electric compa...They need to watch some episodes of electric company and school house rock.ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-2663502973455744452011-04-11T11:05:27.097-04:002011-04-11T11:05:27.097-04:00Yes, life can sometimes be crappy.Yes, life can sometimes be crappy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69221569875317475462011-04-11T10:39:00.675-04:002011-04-11T10:39:00.675-04:00I truly sympathize with his shitty feeling.I truly sympathize with his shitty feeling.Frantic Pharmacisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15804872250102867314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32645552485847503942011-04-11T10:36:16.676-04:002011-04-11T10:36:16.676-04:00Far more articulate than most reality TV stars.Far more articulate than most reality TV stars.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27072923910399518402011-04-11T09:32:08.623-04:002011-04-11T09:32:08.623-04:00Well, clearly they were gastroenterolgists discus...Well, clearly they were gastroenterolgists discussing a recent lower bowel case!<br /><br />Pattie, RNAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41917664736064405272011-04-11T09:19:22.260-04:002011-04-11T09:19:22.260-04:00Sounds like they need to get their shit together.Sounds like they need to get their shit together.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-49938931345172715032011-04-11T08:59:18.619-04:002011-04-11T08:59:18.619-04:00I remember the first time I stood in line to buy m...I remember the first time I stood in line to buy movie tickets in Galway, back in the 70s, and two middle-school age boys were behind us. I hadn't realized that f**k could be a noun, an adjective, a verb, and an adverb, all in the same sentence, before that point.<br /><br />It's sort of like "da kine" in Hawaiin pidgin. My husband always found it amusing to watch some guys working on something and one would keep saying "Hand me da kine", each time (apparently) meaning a totally different tool. And, each time, the guy he was working with knew which "da kine" he was talking about. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Da_kine. Sadly, I can pretty much understand what the guys in the elevator were talking about too.<br /><br />At least you can use da kine in polite company.Library-Gryffonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06446982343602702829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11529797531170427032011-04-11T08:56:52.031-04:002011-04-11T08:56:52.031-04:00They were Plutonians, bemoaning the downgraded sta...They were Plutonians, bemoaning the downgraded status of their home (former) planet.<br /><br /><br />wv: saccer, a football game which uses anatomical features rather than spherical projectilesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-86947344678001552292011-04-11T08:50:45.996-04:002011-04-11T08:50:45.996-04:00Pretty soon we'll have our vocabularies whittl...Pretty soon we'll have our vocabularies whittled down to 20 words.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com