tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post391535763197105737..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Ooooooo, Please Tell Me More..........Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24119885413053262472009-10-02T11:02:35.856-04:002009-10-02T11:02:35.856-04:00"Oh hells yeah!""Oh hells yeah!"Just a little snarkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12682886206059221096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53901474449498230812009-10-02T00:34:40.512-04:002009-10-02T00:34:40.512-04:00LOL! Years ago I was a drug rep. Hated it. I wa...LOL! Years ago I was a drug rep. Hated it. I was an ex army officer who drank the kool aid and thought you all really wanted me there explaining why Zyrtec was soooo much better than Claritan! <br /><br />The sexy Cipro chick could not tell the difference between gram positive bacteria and a grandpa in the back of the cafeteria - but she whipped my ass every month... Either Zithromax's once a day for fewer days script, fewer side effects and more indications simply did not meet that doctors high clincial standards or she was working magic I was not equipped to conjure!<br /><br />Thanks for the memories...!Dave Diamondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00118933783531221190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27907023736181667262009-09-30T17:29:34.284-04:002009-09-30T17:29:34.284-04:00I am sorry, but 30 minutes is not fast oral relief...I am sorry, but 30 minutes is not fast oral relief. I would call that a marathon.Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31430359497449976752009-09-30T16:38:57.213-04:002009-09-30T16:38:57.213-04:00My insurance doesn't want to pay for quick ora...My insurance doesn't want to pay for quick oral relief. Does she give samples?knitalot3https://www.blogger.com/profile/11567418493414449591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55719296316065267712009-09-30T15:32:57.425-04:002009-09-30T15:32:57.425-04:00Right now the only oral relief I need, is from my ...Right now the only oral relief I need, is from my toothache. I have swelled up like a chipmunk.<br /><br />Thirty minutes is <b>SLOW</b>, for migraine relief.<br /><br />verification: hiptiRSDSnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-49830302119184938412009-09-30T15:29:52.379-04:002009-09-30T15:29:52.379-04:00On the other hand, there is a lot to be said for s...On the other hand, there is a lot to be said for slow oral relief, also.<br /><br />This would be a cute way for a drug company to advertise time release pharmaceuticals. (ba-ding!)modestypresshttp://modestypress.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32829984937356465762009-09-30T13:48:24.702-04:002009-09-30T13:48:24.702-04:00Are you sure she didn't say aural relief? She ...Are you sure she didn't say aural relief? She may have had a pleasant story to tell you! ;-DDon T.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81160675707774619182009-09-30T12:29:23.080-04:002009-09-30T12:29:23.080-04:00I'm sure she knew exactly what she was saying ...I'm sure she knew exactly what she was saying and threw in a cute little smile after the line. <br /><br />I hate that drug companies think they can get my attention by throwing some model drug rep at me. Of course, it does catch my attention, but I am so insulted at these companies advertising with young women's bodies that I avoid prescribing whatever they are plugging.<br /><br />There was one that used to come by my office the nurses called Barbie. I seriously think she had some sort of cosmetic adjustments to look like the doll. Sad!Doctor Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15967600225173640437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-83802280607917151062009-09-30T12:08:40.930-04:002009-09-30T12:08:40.930-04:00Bribing with prostitutes?
Sounds like our Califor...Bribing with prostitutes?<br /><br />Sounds like our California legislators' relationship with certain lobbyists.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47237552137396326602009-09-30T12:01:03.890-04:002009-09-30T12:01:03.890-04:00Well, sure, but not while they have migraines....a...Well, sure, but not while they have migraines....and what about risk of abuse?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30768759666549343172009-09-30T11:52:31.136-04:002009-09-30T11:52:31.136-04:00Fast oral relief?! I don't have the patience f...Fast oral relief?! I don't have the patience for 30 minutes. How's about something sublingual in the 3-minute range?enricohttp://www.mexicomedstudent.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81715584211869529282009-09-30T10:04:59.505-04:002009-09-30T10:04:59.505-04:00Papermates.Papermates.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50264540521610046912009-09-30T10:03:24.685-04:002009-09-30T10:03:24.685-04:00Dr. Grumpy,
Now that you don't get free pens ...Dr. Grumpy,<br /><br />Now that you don't get free pens anymore, what kind of pens are you using? I adored those pharma pens.moppienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84619496257891226722009-09-30T09:35:23.449-04:002009-09-30T09:35:23.449-04:00By the way, gang, this actually happened overseas-...By the way, gang, this actually happened overseas- recently.<br /><br />In Italy several months ago there was a scandal where drug reps were bribing doctors and pharmacists with prostitutes (Columbian prositutes to be specific).<br /><br />I think the story was in the pharmatimes. You can likely Google it.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41690150055955796172009-09-30T09:31:36.343-04:002009-09-30T09:31:36.343-04:00We don't get the pens, either.We don't get the pens, either.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-60730453150737068802009-09-30T08:54:27.572-04:002009-09-30T08:54:27.572-04:00Great--the drug reps offer the neurologists oral r...Great--the drug reps offer the neurologists oral relief, but us primary care guys can't even get a #$&! pen!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47924182503455125272009-09-30T07:34:20.676-04:002009-09-30T07:34:20.676-04:00Even with a kick my husband still could not have k...Even with a kick my husband still could not have kept his mouth shut. Annie Rocks and you have incredible self-control. (even if you did faux paus with the principal)The Good Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01249986191289837440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36548394040916415612009-09-30T00:27:39.544-04:002009-09-30T00:27:39.544-04:00somewhere you can add "over the counter"...somewhere you can add "over the counter" to a response with this, haha.Mr. Condescendinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12485174691445528415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-91964695781671867232009-09-30T00:03:24.719-04:002009-09-30T00:03:24.719-04:00oh, I also wonder what her pitch line to female do...oh, I also wonder what her pitch line to female docs is... since the double entendre of promising a blowjob wouldn't work as well.Cap'n Cakezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11984241653911245545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87790618158105624842009-09-30T00:02:08.064-04:002009-09-30T00:02:08.064-04:00No doubt it works, but it's so shameless, a pe...No doubt it works, but it's so shameless, a perfect extension of the shameless Big Pharma.<br /><br />"me too" Beta Blocker?Cap'n Cakezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11984241653911245545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-46558986605965614992009-09-29T22:57:14.724-04:002009-09-29T22:57:14.724-04:00That's up there with the "those are the b...That's up there with the "those are the biggest balls I've ever seen" story.<br /><br />At least she didn't say, "Oral head relief" or something.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67316924916388736522009-09-29T22:28:07.926-04:002009-09-29T22:28:07.926-04:00You guys assume she didn't realize that she j...You guys assume she didn't realize that she just made a double entendre.<br /><br />She's a pretty girl with at least a bachelor's degree...that 'fast oral relief' line has probably worked really well in the past... SOLD!!!!Nurse Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06408755992926959084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75492169756864088722009-09-29T21:28:29.251-04:002009-09-29T21:28:29.251-04:00You should have asked for a demo!You should have asked for a demo!ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77660460635496851682009-09-29T21:27:37.885-04:002009-09-29T21:27:37.885-04:00Fast oral relief? I'll take 2 please.
FAIL!
...Fast oral relief? I'll take 2 please.<br /><br />FAIL!<br /><br />LD50 RatAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-3531737817392697112009-09-29T21:16:13.981-04:002009-09-29T21:16:13.981-04:00Tell me about it. I'm just lucky I had a copy ...Tell me about it. I'm just lucky I had a copy of "Neurology Today" handy to cover myself with.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.com