tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post3910113772044055154..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Marital statusGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-17081634481858493842010-12-31T22:08:25.138-05:002010-12-31T22:08:25.138-05:00I must confess, I have done some creative form fil...I must confess, I have done some creative form filling in the past. When I went to a new ortho doc, I not only had to send all my medical records, xrays, MRIs, yadda yadda, I also had to fill out about 20 pages of questionaires. One form wanted a one page, detailed description--in my own hand writing--of how I injured my knee, to include "who, what, where, when and how". I was a little punchy by then so I had some fun with it. I don't know if the doctor actually read it, but his nurse thought it was pretty damn funny--especially the part at the end where I said that filling out all the forms had given me tendonitis.mcgeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40920914262544927722010-12-30T22:27:16.942-05:002010-12-30T22:27:16.942-05:00I once wrote "happily divorced" when I c...I once wrote "happily divorced" when I changed doctors right after I got my papers saying I had lost 170 pounds of dead weight.Sherrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70902023544249449372010-12-30T13:33:39.575-05:002010-12-30T13:33:39.575-05:00Married, but I'd love to have an affair with a...Married, but I'd love to have an affair with a rich, hot doctor.ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85130032734982104732010-12-30T13:20:45.019-05:002010-12-30T13:20:45.019-05:00I never thought of using a doc's office for da...I never thought of using a doc's office for dating pool either - I shall start promptly!!<br /><br />LOL - know any single, 45+ MALE docs ??? :P<br /><br />Immahottietoo (hahaha)<br /><br />It can be a WHOLE new calling for you Dr. G: neurology thingy, comic, and dating doc ... think of the book titles, the speeches, the YouTubes...A Doc 2 Behttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10310878304648897210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69533919490500348842010-12-30T07:53:05.660-05:002010-12-30T07:53:05.660-05:00When there is a free text field for "Race&quo...When there is a free text field for "Race", I always put: Triathlon. It usually raises a few eyebrows but I refuse to change it. :)staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08872800621811343464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-631865206830309502010-12-30T01:15:08.953-05:002010-12-30T01:15:08.953-05:00LMAO. Reminds me of the PPCRs are we use. Does t...LMAO. Reminds me of the PPCRs are we use. Does this fall into the same category? When checking gender, these are our options:<br />1 Male<br />2 Female<br />3 Unknown<br />4 None<br /><br />:)Lil Suthern Medicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4969917253996258092010-12-29T20:27:21.248-05:002010-12-29T20:27:21.248-05:00Obviously we need to update all of our standards. ...Obviously we need to update all of our standards. Perhaps even gender--M, F, T, B, and Q instead of the usual two.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57189176192499820262010-12-29T14:32:09.128-05:002010-12-29T14:32:09.128-05:00I once had a patient(who is an attorney BIGG SHOCK...I once had a patient(who is an attorney BIGG SHOCK) who next to marital status said "partnered this is 2010 you should have partner on your form by now, next time I come in I will check to see if you have updated your paperwork."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-2087124933003772472010-12-29T13:57:37.027-05:002010-12-29T13:57:37.027-05:00Nice! Mary must be a hottie! Happy new year Grum...Nice! Mary must be a hottie! Happy new year Grumpy! Funny, nobody ever asks about MY marital status..must be something about the white coat that scares people away!pharmacy chickhttp://pharmacychick.blogpharm.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56478496487537789542010-12-29T13:57:26.024-05:002010-12-29T13:57:26.024-05:001. Medical view- it helps us know what else is goi...1. Medical view- it helps us know what else is going on in your life,<br />and how that may (or may not) pertain to your current problem.<br /><br />2. Insurance- you may be on the insurance of a spouse or SO.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31448459299970469822010-12-29T13:33:09.565-05:002010-12-29T13:33:09.565-05:00Why do doctors ask that question? Does my marital ...Why <i>do</i> doctors ask that question? Does my marital status affect the doctor's diagnosis?Merryhttp://blogsheesh.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57224716185590287502010-12-29T12:45:29.427-05:002010-12-29T12:45:29.427-05:00The last one same patient as http://erstories.net/...The last one same patient as http://erstories.net/archives/3398 ?SuFu PhDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11450260720996523883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-51655477423732288152010-12-29T11:46:38.748-05:002010-12-29T11:46:38.748-05:00have you ever seen someone just leaves it blank?have you ever seen someone just leaves it blank?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-20668290948839777762010-12-29T10:01:26.014-05:002010-12-29T10:01:26.014-05:00Well, you can't say your patients aren't h...Well, you can't say your patients aren't honest!carlahttp://carlascorner.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24551603233320337142010-12-29T09:52:45.949-05:002010-12-29T09:52:45.949-05:00LMAO!! Oh again you need to pay for repairs to PC...LMAO!! Oh again you need to pay for repairs to PC as there is now<br />coffee on it...hahaha :o<br /><br />It never accured to me that there<br />was more beyond the supply of d.s...etc! At least it gets the<br />day going!donnanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38645960272451054202010-12-29T09:47:30.004-05:002010-12-29T09:47:30.004-05:00So much for open-ended questions. That question i...So much for open-ended questions. That question is begging to be multiple-choice!WarmSockshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12192702662231361355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43630897117675036972010-12-29T09:13:02.410-05:002010-12-29T09:13:02.410-05:00i like the phone number one ...i like the phone number one ...Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506274310934059070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65769899064466659332010-12-29T09:10:45.353-05:002010-12-29T09:10:45.353-05:00I have patients write "not enough" under...I have patients write "not enough" under the blank for sex. So sophmoric.Sarah Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08264961775602480882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45166606886708747872010-12-29T08:50:02.150-05:002010-12-29T08:50:02.150-05:00The lady says she is spoken for!The lady says she is spoken for!Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-42288644666798851702010-12-29T08:47:18.690-05:002010-12-29T08:47:18.690-05:00Well, IS Mary available?
>:pWell, IS Mary available?<br /><br />>:pDorishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01338749527126447129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75506586944213431902010-12-29T07:46:32.099-05:002010-12-29T07:46:32.099-05:00Wow. I've never considered using my doctor'...Wow. I've never considered using my doctor's office as a potential dating pool. My cardiologist is one of the most attractive men I've ever seen...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com