tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post3669393895164009790..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Thursday patient quoteGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-71424521419395025452010-01-08T17:39:36.970-05:002010-01-08T17:39:36.970-05:00Can I admit something stupid here? When I had my ...Can I admit something stupid here? When I had my ankle surgery, I asked my orthopod if he could give me anything that was easier on my stomach than ibuprofen (aka Vitamin I) - I was hoping for Celebrex but REALLY didn't want to be one of those patients who asks for drugs by name. He looked at me funny and said no. I realize now that he probably thought I was jonesing for more opiates, even though I never used all of the Vicodin he prescribed! *facepalm*Just A Vet Studenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12441141742985528708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33371248056740535182010-01-08T13:38:54.134-05:002010-01-08T13:38:54.134-05:00Why don't these folks ever catch on? All we ph...Why don't these folks ever catch on? All we pharmacists know that the ones who say they don't like taking pain meds are the ones to watch out for...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85966602672886262682010-01-08T10:43:52.437-05:002010-01-08T10:43:52.437-05:00How does he function?
I took one Vicodin, ONCE, a...How does he function?<br /><br />I took one Vicodin, ONCE, at hubby's insistence, the day I tried to cut my finger off. <br /><br />I was convinced someone was sitting on my chest, for hours. It was the worst feeling I had ever had.<br /><br />Maybe I'm unusual, but I'd rather have the pain.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88233655657151643142010-01-07T23:06:59.508-05:002010-01-07T23:06:59.508-05:00percocets.. vicodans.. somas, provigies.. brand na...percocets.. vicodans.. somas, provigies.. brand name only. load em up.w8ng2retireRPHnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18969730691951206292010-01-07T22:19:57.773-05:002010-01-07T22:19:57.773-05:00At least he wasn't taking both at the same tim...At least he wasn't taking both at the same time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7161234399651919352010-01-07T21:25:53.945-05:002010-01-07T21:25:53.945-05:00Reminds me of the substance abuse group I was faci...Reminds me of the substance abuse group I was faciliating... Someone annouced to the whole group that he quit smoking (he was seeking approval from the AA crowd...see). Ten minutes later he tells me in session that he started taking heroin.ladyk73noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25562589179162279732010-01-07T21:22:12.171-05:002010-01-07T21:22:12.171-05:00Cause, you know, Vicodin is just candy. It's n...Cause, you know, Vicodin is just candy. It's not the real pain meds.....hahahahahaha.....The RPhnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81658342778456055402010-01-07T20:01:54.938-05:002010-01-07T20:01:54.938-05:00As one customer at our pharmacy told me..... The P...As one customer at our pharmacy told me..... The Percocet is for my back pain...the Vicodin is for my knee pain. Sorry. silly me, I forgot drugs are site specific.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-54618978374256690102010-01-07T18:06:12.142-05:002010-01-07T18:06:12.142-05:00Well that's a bit of an oxymoron!Well that's a bit of an oxymoron!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-13566157589634619582010-01-07T14:01:05.949-05:002010-01-07T14:01:05.949-05:00Was the patient a physician? I am wondering if the...Was the patient a physician? I am wondering if the patient is the ER doc who, hearing that I am allergic to ibuprofen, wrote me a prescription for Motrin 800.terri chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398808840234914275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-35636172937485314002010-01-07T13:31:17.046-05:002010-01-07T13:31:17.046-05:00Guh. That should be more amazing than it is. It...Guh. That should be more amazing than it is. It's still amusing, though.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08982841698817100549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67698007129604561842010-01-07T13:23:26.833-05:002010-01-07T13:23:26.833-05:00At least he didn't say, "Oh I inject hero...At least he didn't say, "Oh I inject heroin 4-6 times per day."OMDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937425894428802591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74129495409290513792010-01-07T11:15:03.507-05:002010-01-07T11:15:03.507-05:00Dr. Grumpy, you get all the fun. :-)Dr. Grumpy, you get all the fun. :-)Kim Wombleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15492455180502821052noreply@blogger.com