tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post366161053962782477..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Forces of natureGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72088035484324287522015-02-05T15:12:36.315-05:002015-02-05T15:12:36.315-05:00Dr., Can you write me a script to keep the baromet...Dr., Can you write me a script to keep the barometric pressure from changing? It really screws with my IIH. No, seriously. Stop laughing. Jilliannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77397380517268406902015-02-05T12:45:01.078-05:002015-02-05T12:45:01.078-05:00According to the story, the server informed the ni...According to the story, the server informed the nitw- err, customer that said dragon roll WAS made with real dragon, thanks to a special squad that goes to England just to slay dragons to be used in the dragon rolls.Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4363679881561628052015-02-04T20:59:43.871-05:002015-02-04T20:59:43.871-05:00I'd like to think that Kim is right, but I rea...I'd like to think that Kim is right, but I really don't see Dr. G. as the kind of doc who would miss dry humor when it presented itself.Bobbinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4554844113684669652015-02-04T20:56:41.127-05:002015-02-04T20:56:41.127-05:00You mean they're NOT?!!!You mean they're NOT?!!!Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90850604381952041852015-02-04T20:52:25.974-05:002015-02-04T20:52:25.974-05:00This is the stuff my job is made of: people who ac...This is the stuff my job is made of: people who actually think that weather can be controlled, along with believing things like Canada is part of the US, every other country uses the US dollar, and if you push a sign out of the way it doesn't really exist. Heck, the top story in the "Extra Stupid" category right now is about a woman who seriously believed dragon rolls (sushi) were made of dragons.Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-12551680942225045892015-02-04T18:10:31.012-05:002015-02-04T18:10:31.012-05:00The government can save everything, nanny state, t...The government can save everything, nanny state, taken to the final level. To some government is the answer for everything! Then again wasn't GW Bush blamed for the Hurricanes and is it not global warming that is causing many of our problems? It would be only logical to have a new government agency to control the weather!<br /><br />Just remember folks, she votes!Jeffnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29601905190895485482015-02-04T18:10:30.733-05:002015-02-04T18:10:30.733-05:00What's more off- thinking the government would...What's more off- thinking the government would listen to a physician or thinking the government can control the weather?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43719320553094491312015-02-04T18:06:08.836-05:002015-02-04T18:06:08.836-05:00I don't think that was stupid, I think the wom...I don't think that was stupid, I think the woman was probably trying to make a joke. It actually sounds like something I'd say. People tell me my sense of humor is very dry.Kimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-12930966594118245712015-02-04T14:52:23.322-05:002015-02-04T14:52:23.322-05:00or better yet, can you just write me a prescriptio...or better yet, can you just write me a prescription for a beach house outside Cozumel, or Belize, so I can get my insurance to help reimburse me, or file it with my FSA? you know, like the pool script I asked for last year to help with weight loss?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-86467993591620239442015-02-04T13:49:52.695-05:002015-02-04T13:49:52.695-05:00I bet she watches Strunk White, weatherman for OC&...I bet she watches Strunk White, weatherman for OC's hometown.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-63141119534127485022015-02-04T13:19:35.885-05:002015-02-04T13:19:35.885-05:00Anonymous said...
The depth of stupidity never cea...Anonymous said...<br />The depth of stupidity never ceases to amaze me<br /><br />February 4, 2015 at 6:56 AM<br /> <br /><br />Yeah, really everyone knows that the Government stopped listening to people after Eisenhower. And is it just me, but doesn't Officer Cynical seem to have an inordinate knowledge of conspiracy theory.....hmmmmPackerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19373363771038866062015-02-04T12:57:58.886-05:002015-02-04T12:57:58.886-05:00No she did not ask that!! That's just plain s...No she did not ask that!! That's just plain sad.maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12522208972382078197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27253505501051895092015-02-04T10:33:34.327-05:002015-02-04T10:33:34.327-05:00"Yes, if we can just get enough people to ..."Yes, if we can just get enough people to 'like' this page on Facebook..."The Condign Gentlemannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1270778895208887112015-02-04T09:49:32.707-05:002015-02-04T09:49:32.707-05:00*Last five minutes of every one of Dr. Grumpy'...*Last five minutes of every one of Dr. Grumpy's appointments*<br />Dr. Grumpy: So migraines?<br />Patient: The government controls the weather<br />Dr. Grumpy: Not again. <br /><br />Dr. Grumpy: Any thing else?<br />Patient: When will the aliens stop watching me? <br />Dr. Grumpy: Not again. <br /><br />Dr. Grumpy: So, seizures?<br />Patient: Get the trolls out of my computer.<br />Dr. Grumpy: Turn off the Internet. <br />Patient: What's the Internet?<br />Dr. Grumpy: Not again. <br /><br />Not a doctor (obviously) but it sounds like you must do a lot dementia screenings or something in a lot of your appointments. Either that or all of your patients are nuts. You are a neurologist, after all. <br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29440117936339067782015-02-04T09:30:04.830-05:002015-02-04T09:30:04.830-05:00Chemtrails.Chemtrails.Officer Cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193271958353271282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-61801415270235738102015-02-04T08:59:27.284-05:002015-02-04T08:59:27.284-05:00why not? we already have the weather modification ...why not? we already have the weather modification technology.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87536674923655345762015-02-04T08:24:25.219-05:002015-02-04T08:24:25.219-05:00Grumpy! You have this power and haven't told ...Grumpy! You have this power and haven't told us! Seriously, I'd pay out of pocket to see you for weather adjustments.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41752879675813427522015-02-04T08:14:11.586-05:002015-02-04T08:14:11.586-05:00A new character for Marvel Comics. S/he would be a...A new character for Marvel Comics. S/he would be able to read minds and control the weather.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-20636376650379202172015-02-04T06:56:02.715-05:002015-02-04T06:56:02.715-05:00The depth of stupidity never ceases to amaze meThe depth of stupidity never ceases to amaze meAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10703431538418801422015-02-04T05:30:22.774-05:002015-02-04T05:30:22.774-05:00Call me Elsa. Lord knows she's been hanging ar...Call me Elsa. Lord knows she's been hanging around upper midwest lately!ER's Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03203520439121823165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74401373942193316722015-02-04T04:58:02.039-05:002015-02-04T04:58:02.039-05:00Sounds good. Can I get a note for 12C minimum temp...Sounds good. Can I get a note for 12C minimum temperatures, and definately no snow or ice? <br /><br />If you could give me a grass-pollen exemption too, that would be great.<br /><br />Thanks Grumpy. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06182740318433925449noreply@blogger.com