tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post359170002438397985..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Guess againGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4730819910424823152011-07-22T05:04:12.367-04:002011-07-22T05:04:12.367-04:00"Life after Death" has assumed a whole n..."Life after Death" has assumed a whole new meaning for this dude. The new Bionic Man? Can he fly too?cliffintokyonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-299382473212891722011-07-21T10:26:26.632-04:002011-07-21T10:26:26.632-04:00Sounds like his remaining muscle and vascular syst...Sounds like his remaining muscle and vascular system are compensating well for the lack of organs dontcha think? I think he may be a walking miracle!PA Honeybeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06788465617178812326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44934342798447768192011-07-21T07:48:10.065-04:002011-07-21T07:48:10.065-04:00Ahh, the tinfoil hat brigade.
A patient of my au...Ahh, the tinfoil hat brigade. <br /><br />A patient of my aunt's complains that when he went to hospital, they stole all his good organs for transplant and replaced them with crappy ones, and then shows his huge surgical scar, (from exploratory surgery following MVA). He's also (understandably) non-compliant with all his meds, and extremely combative when faced with evil organ-stealing doctors. Twice-weekly dialasys involves him being restrained and spending the whole time screaming "Help, they're stealing my blood, help."Mallorynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29851745098109218012011-07-21T07:34:43.547-04:002011-07-21T07:34:43.547-04:00...and then they replaced them with a motor and a ......and then they replaced them with a motor and a jar of pickles, and I woke up in a bath full of ice.Malnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44418519619223104912011-07-20T22:58:24.202-04:002011-07-20T22:58:24.202-04:00As opposed to your external organs.As opposed to your external organs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-34756021250904594342011-07-20T21:55:59.573-04:002011-07-20T21:55:59.573-04:00I swear. There ought to be a law.I swear. There ought to be a law.W8ng2retireRPHnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74375929794836228122011-07-20T21:49:24.230-04:002011-07-20T21:49:24.230-04:00so much for informed consumers of health care and ...so much for informed consumers of health care and taking personal responsibility for your own well being!did you refer him to the Wizard of Oz for some replacement parts?clairesmumnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-12119311948847906992011-07-20T21:23:48.031-04:002011-07-20T21:23:48.031-04:00Yes.Yes.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72682828711375092732011-07-20T21:22:49.469-04:002011-07-20T21:22:49.469-04:00seriously?seriously?Mrs Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03109885833512528798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74388528047826926292011-07-20T21:03:50.005-04:002011-07-20T21:03:50.005-04:00"It was a fraternity hazing thing.""It was a fraternity hazing thing."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-3375292610542504692011-07-20T21:03:20.318-04:002011-07-20T21:03:20.318-04:00"With airfares being as high as they are thes..."With airfares being as high as they are these days, the drug cartels are trying to get the maximum use out of every mule."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-58771593925878265242011-07-20T20:58:45.296-04:002011-07-20T20:58:45.296-04:00"In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have go..."In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have gone with the discount liposuction."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25488985784477382882011-07-20T20:56:22.200-04:002011-07-20T20:56:22.200-04:00"And then they put them in canopic jars, and ..."And then they put them in canopic jars, and they wrapped me in linen bandages, and stuck me in a box."Li'l Azathothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33109751535776557322011-07-20T20:29:34.744-04:002011-07-20T20:29:34.744-04:00I would want to bash my head against the wall! The...I would want to bash my head against the wall! These people are crazy!Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12375277770535046144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47276209938448077842011-07-20T19:03:39.904-04:002011-07-20T19:03:39.904-04:00That's okay, really, just so long as they put ...That's okay, really, just so long as they put them back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44499364421782834422011-07-20T18:57:13.516-04:002011-07-20T18:57:13.516-04:00Reminds me of when my husband was having chemo for...Reminds me of when my husband was having chemo for a tumour in the meninges around his brainstem. A well-meaning teacher asked one of my sons, who was only about 7 at the time, what his dad was going into hospital for. "I think he's having his brain removed" my son responded.<br />Same son, ten years later, still argues with his dad by saying "What would you know? You had your brain removed!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11068826224608768522011-07-20T18:27:03.779-04:002011-07-20T18:27:03.779-04:00really???really???bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14249408007539978022011-07-20T18:24:05.459-04:002011-07-20T18:24:05.459-04:00Including his brain.Including his brain.gloria pnoreply@blogger.com