tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post3337363704135703067..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Mind readingGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30738005094453870942010-05-01T20:11:38.441-04:002010-05-01T20:11:38.441-04:00and you get a headache listening to them, don'...and you get a headache listening to them, don't you?<br /><br />Now I see why you drink the Diet Coke...Cnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70677888341107191662010-04-30T09:06:00.549-04:002010-04-30T09:06:00.549-04:00You are a psychic I presume.You are a psychic I presume.ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-42922620380063753672010-04-30T08:33:09.496-04:002010-04-30T08:33:09.496-04:00Wow, that reminds me of some of the standardized p...Wow, that reminds me of some of the standardized patients I had on some of my Med School practical exams. <br /><br />Instructions: Ms. Smith is here for a home safety evaluation. <br /><br />Me: "So, do you feel safe living at home?" <br />Patient: "I don't know, what that means, you're the professional. That's why we came here." <br />Me: "Any problems getting around?"<br />Patient: "I don't know, what that means, you're the professional. That's why we came here." <br />Me: *head explodes* as time runs out on the exam.<br /><br />Good to see that they were at least being realistic.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04619202821864820972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10842298070855290502010-04-30T00:45:20.571-04:002010-04-30T00:45:20.571-04:00haha
yea he got you there!haha<br /><br />yea he got you there!ererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10680330275107474948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87103631464004603012010-04-29T18:41:24.344-04:002010-04-29T18:41:24.344-04:00Perhaps this patient would be amenable to hypnosis...Perhaps this patient would be amenable to hypnosis. Start with "You don't get nauseated..." Next step, decrease the frequency, then make them go away with 325 of tylenol.terri chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398808840234914275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-17778094810710968072010-04-29T16:37:17.367-04:002010-04-29T16:37:17.367-04:00Ha! He got you there!Ha! He got you there!Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57350503702552433252010-04-29T13:51:45.081-04:002010-04-29T13:51:45.081-04:00And the great swahmi Grumpy consults his magic 8 b...And the great swahmi Grumpy consults his magic 8 ball...Karen Wnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40316921694918328452010-04-29T13:01:25.688-04:002010-04-29T13:01:25.688-04:00Come on Dr Grumpy your suppose to
be the almighty ...Come on Dr Grumpy your suppose to<br />be the almighty Carnak !<br /><br />Thank goodness you did not ask her<br />about auras!<br /><br />I swear you must have ads at<br />Wallmart with the type of patients<br />you have. Just one more day for<br />you!donnanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52417271758984455522010-04-29T12:38:07.960-04:002010-04-29T12:38:07.960-04:00Carry- what fits the moment. They're rarely, i...Carry- what fits the moment. They're rarely, if ever, the same patient.<br /><br />I recycle my pseudonyms.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-83278012223299702372010-04-29T12:36:45.000-04:002010-04-29T12:36:45.000-04:00Oops, my spelling error. I changed it.Oops, my spelling error. I changed it.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4452206188534451342010-04-29T12:35:43.774-04:002010-04-29T12:35:43.774-04:00Quick question, Dr. G:
Do you come up with a spec...Quick question, Dr. G:<br /><br />Do you come up with a specific pseudonym for each patient individually, or do you just go with what fits for the moment?<br /><br />That is, is the Ms. Notbright from this week the same Ms. Notbright from a previous post?<br /><br />I'd imagine that would be waaay too much work, except for perhaps two or three consistent gold mines of blog content, aka patients.CarriePhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06476096114070079344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90413303033718760312010-04-29T12:34:36.863-04:002010-04-29T12:34:36.863-04:00maybe he's nauseated or even nauseous instead?...maybe he's nauseated or even nauseous instead?<br />-whitecapAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com