tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post3333045124098559250..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: The bag ladyGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62726522098973860182012-05-27T22:29:05.558-04:002012-05-27T22:29:05.558-04:00what the grammar police said.... the grinding in t...what the grammar police said.... the grinding in the ears "..left for I..." no no no. She has a pretty high carb lunch.Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11823118794294237278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-73921589712935940342012-05-25T19:49:59.018-04:002012-05-25T19:49:59.018-04:00What a nice lady :)What a nice lady :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1064141733310861902012-05-24T17:16:30.966-04:002012-05-24T17:16:30.966-04:00On a completely unrelated note, while cleaning var...On a completely unrelated note, while cleaning various porcelain objects in my house today I noted a curious label just behind the lid/seat. It read "artisan". Now I'm left to wonder, either some optimist has been spying on my bathroom activities, or I'm just that good. Puzzling.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-21440608181998419612012-05-24T16:43:44.582-04:002012-05-24T16:43:44.582-04:00you are more fortunate than I. Usually the brown ...you are more fortunate than I. Usually the brown paper bags that my patients drop off contain guaiac cards or stool samples.brentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19204497074842104992012-05-24T16:31:23.869-04:002012-05-24T16:31:23.869-04:00hystericalhystericalkathy bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17534431969086721507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38231776304007242322012-05-24T15:56:09.873-04:002012-05-24T15:56:09.873-04:00We had dropped our dogs off at the kennel (which i...We had dropped our dogs off at the kennel (which is like a giant playgroup for dogs) because we were having our floors refinished. Since I routinely cook a nice topping for my dogs' dry dog food, I told my husband to take in a "doggy bag". Too bad he grabbed my lunch and I was left with a soupy mix of ground chicken livers. I sent him back to trade lunches but of course, we had already arrived at work before I noticed it. I forget what my lunch was but it must not have been dog friendly or I would have dined at the hospital cafeteria. Which also serves something a lot like dog food.Mari-Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14988301762737203798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70841052975683999952012-05-24T14:40:35.659-04:002012-05-24T14:40:35.659-04:00I have tried the Seuss
Rhymes and many jokes, but ...I have tried the Seuss<br />Rhymes and many jokes, but still<br />You still get it wrong<br /><br />At this point I guess<br />You must do it on purpose<br />to poke at my brain<br /><br />Mrs Gift brings the<br />small present for staff and ME<br />not *I*, you doofus<br /><br />Perhaps this haiku<br />will get through your thick, dense skull<br />A Moose can dream, no?<br /><br />A final verse says<br />the required final line<br />Plastic Bear VomitMoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56502654632957924012012-05-24T12:26:12.383-04:002012-05-24T12:26:12.383-04:00Sorry to be the grammar police, but it's "...Sorry to be the grammar police, but it's "my staff and me".ndenunzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05023879475347518171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-23803423224826350702012-05-24T12:15:27.911-04:002012-05-24T12:15:27.911-04:00It's a good thing no one ate her lunch!It's a good thing no one ate her lunch!Jonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170214396483091419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-54765688051131229372012-05-24T12:04:43.676-04:002012-05-24T12:04:43.676-04:00When my son was in Kindergarten I was packing his ...When my son was in Kindergarten I was packing his lunch, early in the morning, before I had my coffee. I put a beer in his lunchbox. Thankfully, I noticed it before sending him to school, but can you imagine if I hadn't? I might have gotten a mention on this blog!Kimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33805228040978608132012-05-24T11:57:11.492-04:002012-05-24T11:57:11.492-04:00" Oops , sorry dear , wrong bag " . ;..." Oops , sorry dear , wrong bag " . ;-)jimbo26https://www.blogger.com/profile/02240878442136195921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78804097001926307852012-05-24T09:30:54.039-04:002012-05-24T09:30:54.039-04:00You drank her Diet Coke, didn't you ? It was c...You drank her Diet Coke, didn't you ? It was conspicuous by its absence.<br /><br />Love the little smile I get every morning reading this slice of life stuff. Thanks.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-82293006420956246172012-05-24T08:55:30.852-04:002012-05-24T08:55:30.852-04:00good thing you guys didn't take a bite of her ...good thing you guys didn't take a bite of her lunch.<br />off topic question - did your patient laugh very hard when the cracked chair dumped you on your ass?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74333248531316069572012-05-24T08:32:43.365-04:002012-05-24T08:32:43.365-04:00And how many points had her mini mental state scor...And how many points had her mini mental state score dropped?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com